"So, uh… I don't really know how to begin. I mean, how do you even begin telling a story like mine? I'm honestly lost on what to say here. Whelp, I've already fucked up the intro to my little story so I might as well just introduce myself. My name is Archer and I, uh... I don't know how I got here, in the world of Westeros. All I know is that it's not going to end well for me."

Kiandra Hawke went to the Conclave in hopes of doing what she could to end the war that had consumed southern Thedas for the last two years. But now she's faced with a dead Divine, a new enemy and a continent still in chaos. Can the Champion of Kirkwall lead the Inquisition to victory, or will she fail in this as badly as she did in trying to keep the peace in Kirkwall?

In 2277, two-hundred years after an atomic war set the world on fire, Vault 101 finally reopens, and it's dwellers emerge to confront the horrors of the Capital Wasteland.

(Jackass Jesus Universe) A woman in an out-of-control car asks Jackass Jesus to take the wheel. What could go wrong?

Five years ago, the Dragonborn was captured in an Imperial Ambush. Over the next two years, he would become the Hero of Skyrim. Stopping ever increasing threats to the world. But three years ago, he vanished from public life. Now, Hern Hammerhand receives not one, but two important messages. Rated M for language and violence. Adopted with permission from Jackalope89.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

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