Ello ello people that are nice/nosy/AWESOME enough to check out my profile :)

Hmm, I guess I could start this off by saying a few things about me.

1) I'm a teenager. Hell, I'll put my actual age. Eighteen, baybay.

2) I'm female.

3) I'm a lesbian full of lots of pride :D

More random things about me:

- I hate homophobes, peoples sexualities aren't a choice they made, it's to do with the hormones inside of their body. Don't hate on people for what they can't help.

- I hate racists. Again, don't hate on people for what they can't help.

- I don't think I know anyone born in September - Except I do now! You know who you are ;)

- I'm going to pour all the romance and lust in me into fanfiction because I'm entirely convinced I'm going to die alone. Well, as alone as one can be with a dozen or so cats.

- As a lesbian, I call myself a vagaterian. See, I accidentally said 'vagaterian' instead of 'vegeterian' one time, and since it has 'vag' in it, I thought it was highly amusing, so I use it now :P

- The term 'dyke' doesn't offend me, I quite like the word actually.

- I don't like being reffered to as 'gay', it makes me feel manly and I don't like it.

- If I was an animal I think I'd wanna be an elephant. They never forget and if you piss them off, they can SQUISH YOU LIKE A BUG. Or a cat, who am I to object to sleeping and playing all day? I'd be all 'meaow, feed me, biatch.'

- I obsess about things easily sometimes.. Like the awesomeness that is Victorious, for example.

- Thinking about the future terrifies me, there's so many things I want but I don't know if they'll happen.

- I write poetry. It's a good way to let emotions out.

- I have twelve piercings at the moment. My eyebrow, my nose, and my ears are done five times on each side (I really need to finish them already). I took my lip ring out, but only because the damn thing kept falling out.

- I think the character of Jade West made me like eyebrow piercings, thus resulting in getting one myself. The girl's hott.

- I feel like purring when people actually talk to me on here.

- I can't purr, which makes me sad. There are lots of times when I want to.

- I hateHATEHATE Justin Bieber.

Mkay, so let's move on to.. My favourite tv shows and movies :O Oohlala.

- Skins. Generation two, to be exact.

- Victorious. That show SCREAMS gayness so bad sometimes _

- One Tree Hill.

- Grey's Anatomy ('cause Arizona just melts my heart).

- Bones.

- CSI: Miami.

- Harry Potter. The whole thing is awesome.

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Favourite pairings..

- From Skins, Naomily (they are just too cute together once Naomi sorts her shit out. The speech in the final episode of season four that Naomi says melts my heart everytime, I cry right along with Emily), and Effily (come on, how hot would they be?).

- And from Victorious I like Cori (it's cute), but the best would have to be... JORI! THEY'RE JUST SO AHIVGLABVA;SLBHGIRAIGW@;AHFALG@ALHILAEG TOGETHER. SOEHRGALQGIAQIY4ASKDVKDKBKEEASKEIFDLE -coughs awkwardly- Uhm.. What can I say, I'm whorey for Jori :D (but only with dominant!Jade, honestly I can't see it the other way around, seeing the show and her character just screams it). Anyway.. While both Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies are hot, I can't imagine their characters together. Like, at all.
But I love Jade/Tori/Cat, more commonly known as Catorade. I call them Joriat. I did before the threesome got more popular, and I shall keep on doing so. Though Catorade sounds like it would be the most delicious drink.. ;3

- DuVista/Catalia, CSI: Miami. There just isn't a word good enough for how I feel about them. Ennggff.

As for music, I'm into Paramore, Jessie J, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez & the Scene, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga, P!nk, Rita Ora, The Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, and The Pretty Reckless. And others that I can't be bothered listing right now :b

Annnnnnd I answered this! :D Seriously people, some of these things may be true, but you shouldn't stereotype people.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (natural blonde anyway. Still counts! :P)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay (depends what definition you use)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
IFELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player (I would bold this one, but I'm prrrreeetttty sure it's normal for a girl to have a bunch of female friends).
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (no, but excuse me for not being racist).
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (actually, it's because if the group's too big I've found that you get ignored, and when you get ignored, you get BORED).
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm into CLOTHES and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth (not ALL of them.. )
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (mmm, blood. Not to be creepy or anything :P).
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (true story :D)
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I've been HURT before so I MUST be a crazy freak who won't talk to any men
I'm from CALIFORNIA so I MUST shoot whipped-cream out of my boobs
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be an outcast loser
I have ANGER MANAGEMENT so I MUST hurt everyone that bugs me.
I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl
I'm FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.
I like to TEXT instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a New Zealander, so I MUST love sheep.

Thank you for reading, hope I didn't disappoint . Oh and if my PM is off, it did it itself, keep trying if we're talking or if you want to talk because I'll turn it on as soon as I realise :)
Also, if you want to add me on facebook or bebo or blahblahblah, PM me and I'll tell you my username for the site you're asking about if I have one :D
I HAVE A TWITTER. I conformed. So I could stalk celebrtities easier.. I mean, what? If anyone wants to follow me, it's Courtney Cattley (@CatCouY) n-n

Annnnd, I'm not a snob! Just so we're clear. I read fanfiction on my phone, and the little bastard wont let me review, DD: Chances are, I love your fic and send you warm and joyous thoughts of meadows filled with bunnies, rainbows and flowers growing in the long green grass, perfect to frollick through! :D

Once again, I apologise for not coming on here much (gotta pause before the explanation to say that I nearly put 'I apologise for not coming on her', hehee), I haven't been on my laptop much in the last few months. Gonna try change that, promise! :)

Oh, and also, is anyone else partly dead inside after finding out they cancelled Victorious? ): Guess it's just gonna be up to us to keep it alive after the last episode airs *sob*