After Namikaze Naruto, the only child of the President of the USA was almost kidnapped, Minato decided it is time for more drastic methods. He hires a personal bodyguard for his son. The name? Why, Uchiha Itachi of course.

Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai

AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.

Complete. AU Itachi x Hinata. She is Itachi's live-in housekeeper, invisible unless she is needed. But when Itachi needs her to pose as his fiancé, it sets them on a path for desire. Will it be fulfilled or will it end badly for both?

Hinata didn’t mean to fall in love, make her co-worker jealous or betray her personality. It just happened. SasuHina. Chapter 8.

Light is afflicted by something very unusual, and reaches out to L when no one else can. Slight LxLight, fantastical elements dealing with medical matters. Rated T to be safe.

.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.

All of Europe is ready to start a war over Spain's vacant throne. Not that he gets much of a say in the matter.

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

China may be wise, Japan thinks as he gets to his feet, gathering his notes and papers, but sometimes, years and years of wisdom can fail even the best and oldest of us all. ChinaXJapan

When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...

They say time heals all; as an assasin, this does not apply to Itachi. But after taking a traumatized Naruto under his wing, can he help save him? Can Naruto recover and teach Itachi the meaning of humanity? Revamping. Expect update soon.

After lunching in the city, Mello and Near find themselves running into a dead-end situation. AU Number 57 of 100 Themes.

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.

L and Light are the best students in their school...yet they are extremely different...fate intervenes and they find that they may have more in common than they think...LXLight...side MelloXMatt and NearXSayu...COMPLETED! Disclaimer: I don't own DN...

Near can't stand the humidity, but maybe Florida has some redeeming qualities after all. Mello/Near.

After L is injured in an accident, Light must take care of the bed-ridden detective. But when they play a game of truth out of boredom, they realize some things about each other they wanted to keep hidden. Light/L, Yaoi.

“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”

Matsuda and Aizawa overhear L and Light talking about things that will leave them mentally scarred for a long time. LxLight

Light pressed a hand to the glass. “Ryuzaki, it’s snowing. It’s snowing on Christmas. Isn’t that kind of… magical?”

No one should have been too surprised when Near curled up under the Christmas tree and fell quite contentedly asleep. It was when he awoke that things started getting strange...

Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.

For Destiny Writes. Making a picture is easy, yet producing art is anything but. You need emotion, plenty of it, and that emotion needs to come from somewhere. 'Everyone loses it, Naruto'. ItaNaru

When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL

AU. “I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can’t find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore.” --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.

In his everlasting quest to defeat Near, Mello's sleep starved mind comes up with a genius plan that may ruin his rival forever. Unfortunately, there are always detractors, even with the most brilliant of ideas...

“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.

Working undercover as part of an eccletic staff for a socially-inept heir was the last place that Itachi expected to start questioning himself and his loyalties.

Light Yagami’s alter-ego wasn‘t about to get the better of L… A response to FFYP-det-Yagami’s fic, ‘Alter Ego.’ Very fluffy, very silly and a bit OOC.

AU HP/DN XOVER ONESHOT. A search for a toilet in London kind of went…awry. LxRaitoxL.

Sometimes, all it takes is one night to make a difference in someone's life. For L and Raito, it took four weeks. But what do you expect from two star students who hate each other with a passion? It's not like they were in love, or anything like that...

What the hell does a koala have to do with anything! Light comes close to a loss of sanity, humiliation caused by utter exhaustion, and, against his better judgment, Ryuuzaki. To Light's surprise, the story continues through multiple chapters.

The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.

Light Yagami can change the world for the better. He's the only one who can... This is generally a rather silly thing I knocked out for fun. Light is very OOC. L is not very impressed.

A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru

Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru

My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC

Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.

Light talks in his sleep and L listens; very, very mild yaoi

Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

Cloud's a disgruntled in-patient hellbent on making the hospital staff as miserable as he is. Fortunately, Leon is around to distract our favorite blond. Let's just hope the doctor doesn't kill them both. As always: For Sleighbells! L/C, Minor S/V

In London the streets of Peckham are littered with crime and poverty while the borough of Mayfair lives in style. What happens when those from different sides meet by chance? SasoriItachi, GaaraSasuke

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete

Please, Mother. I couldn't avenge my family. Please, let me at least avenge him. As he stared at his unmoving arm with crazed eyes, he didn't notice pale hands take the kunai out of his hand. My dear Avenger, but you don't have to. SasukeXGaara

Skiers own Sasuke's high school, which puts him and his best friend Neji at the top. But when the new kid, Gaara shows up and befriends the school loser, Naruto, the two ice princes find themselves jealous of the two outcasts' friendship. SasuNaru NejiGaa

It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]

L is a prince. A very bored prince. After a very unplanned suicide attempt quite literally lands him in the arms of his prince charming, he gets the excitement he's been craving. RaitoxL AU Yaoi full summery inside

[SasuNaru][School fic] Naruto lives with an abusive father and he needs a hero to come and save him... [I do not own Naruto etc]

Hermione organises a surprise party for Harry, but who's the one being surprised? DMHP Mpreg

Passed out Naruto ends up on a pirate ship with certain redeyed captain and his little brother. Things can't go worst now, can they?... Believe me... they can X3 IxN SxN It's my first English fic so I'm a bit nervous.Don't flame too much XP

Itachi is roped into going to the town's Coyote Ugly Bar where a certain Coyote catches his attention. ItaNeji. Yaoi. Written to satisfy my ItaNeji fetish.

What would happen if Itachi was conned into saving Christmas? What happens when he decides to make Hinata his helper? And why is Tenten a reindeer?

[Oneshot][Sasunaru][Could be condsidered schoolfic][AU] When bored, an authoress lets her mind wander. It comes back with this random little tale. She wants you to read and enjoy.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?

A mysterious disease is quietly claiming lives across the country. When Neji falls ill, it's up to a disillusioned doctor and a disgraced genetecist to find a cure. Complete AU. [ItaNeji] [OroSasu] [Many other pairings]

HIATUS Harry Potter, the defeater of Voldemort, has taken mysteriously ill. Can the one that holds his heart save him? A HarryDraco story.

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

AU What started off as the crappiest day... turned into something pleasant, and it was all thanks to her. And he discovered that working in an ice cream parlor maybe wasn't such a bad thing after all... OOC Itachi

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.