Deep in the wastelands of Southern England, in an area full of tispy teenagers and cow tippers, j'habite. I have chosen to waste my adolesence away on t'internet. My current interests include not learning to cook, being part of the pro folk anti folk movement (yes, I'm sure it exists, even if I am the only member), jumping, trying to be a feminist, being angry and liberal, drinking tea, Kimya Dawson (because she is made of win) and losing things.
I have also recently discovered that I am in love with Kurt Vonnegut and that I want to become a Tralfamadorian.
I love people who spike the world with quirkiness and joy and lust. They are the best people ever, carved of win and I would make them bad, burnt cake if I could.

My frankly rather unoriginal ships are:

Arther/Merlin (Merlin)
Gwen/Lancelot (Merlin)
Merlin fills my Saturday nights with fitties. Yes.

Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Snape/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Blaise Z./Hermione (Harry Potter)
What is it with the Slytherin dudes? Bah, I love them.

Caspian/Peter (Narnia)
Who wouldn't?!

Gisborne (With anyone, really. I just love his face. And those trousers.) (Robin Hood BBC)
Will/Djaq (Robin Hood BBC)
Alan/Will (Robin Hood BBC)
I love Robin Hood. It introduced me to the Armitage, and for that I am eternally grateful. They also got the Armitage topless, damp, broody and in leather (though sadly, not at the same time) and for that reason I sing and dance whenever it appears.

I'll also read anything Spooks related, and I dip in and out of the Heros stuff because I'm just mildly baffled by it.
I'm not a terribly exciting person, but I like to be amused. I hope I've at least sort of convinced you I'm a pleasant person.