WELCOME TO THE TANITH'S CAVE!

Hello to all new and old friends. Here I am, Adara Tanith, welcomes you all to my den of mischievousness, full of mirth, laughter, joy and happiness.

A World Full Of Fantasy.

I believe in a world, a life and in an environment - where only laughter, happiness and a ray of light could bring abundance of joy to ones' darkened life. So, never thought that you're alone, my dear fellow mates. Because even if we cannot see the things clearly, there is someone out there - who is watching over you, protecting you from harm and guiding you to the right pathways.

Anyways, I'm here to bring you some kind of excitement and thrill in your life.

So... are you ready?

Here you go!

Questionnaire

Some things about the Author.

The site gingerly sat in its seat, eying my grinning face wearily.

Q. So, you're new on this site?

- (nodding) Yeah, you could say that.

Q. Alright. So...Who are you? (Hesitant, shy.)

- Err... do you really want to know? (uneasy)

Q. What's your name? (Intrigued)

- (giving it a look) You're dumb, aren't you? Look up and see what my pen id says, and then tell me.

Q. How old are you? (Still curious)

- Older than you, duh!

Q. By how much?

- An inch. (Deadpan)

Q. In which class you are?

- College class, do you mind? (suddenly frustrated)

Q. When are you going to start your story? (Back tracking hurriedly)

- Its on the way, if you want to know.

Q. When are you going to publish it?

- (smirk) someone's eager, I see.

Q. When? (Annoyed)

- Alright, alright! Soon, I think.

Q. What was is it on about?

- (smiling slyly) You'll see.

Q. Are you going to like this or help me and answer me directly!? (Impatient, irritated

- (Laugh) How about a 'No', eh? (lean closer) Would that suffice?

The site ran off with a frustrated hump.

Amazing

I hate it when people - who're guest - are at your house, and ask you, 'Hey! Do you have a bathroom?' No! No at all, we shit in the yard.

And the Terrible joke award goes to:
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Auto - Correct Fails

Dear Auto-correct,

stop correcting my swear words - you piece of SHUT!

Girl: Love you babe, goodnight!

Boy: My love for you is strong. I would buy you a casket if I could.

Boy: *Castle! I promise I mean castle!

Boy: Autocorrect, why do you have to ruin me so?

Boy: Emily? Hello?

Wife: Happy B'day to you!

Happy B'day to you!

Happy B'day to my dead husband! Happy B'day to you!

Husband: Thanks. I assume you meant 'Dear'.

Wife: Ahhhh!

Yes!!! I mean, that is a crazy autocorrect! Sorry babe!

Fun Facts

1. Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
2. In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day!
3. Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!
4. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
5. A flock of crows is known as a murder.
6. “Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.
7. The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
8. 29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.
9. Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
10. Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
11. If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
12. Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.
13. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
14. The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!
15. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
16. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
17. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
18. King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.
19. Bikinis and tampons invented by men.
20. If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox.
21. Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.
22. If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!
23. An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
24. The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!
25. There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider.
26. ‘Penis Fencing’ is a scientific term for the mating ritual between flatworms. It involves two flatworms attempting to stab the other flatworm with their penis.
27. A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
28. A baby spider is called a spider-ling.
29. You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
30. The following can be read forward and backwards: Do geese see God?
31. A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born.
32. A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.
33. In Uganda, 50% of the population is under 15 years of age.
34. Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
35. Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
36. Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
37. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
38. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an odd number of whiskers.
39. Facebook, Skype and Twitter are all banned in China.
40. 95% of people text things they could never say in person.
41. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

Story of Adara Tanith's

The story is coming soon. I can't announce the title yet. So, keep on watching out for the story and stay tune for more news from Adara's Cave!

Toodles!

Much love,

Adara Tanith

Happy News Guys!

The much awaited story is here!

Life - A Harry Potter fic.

Hope you'll like it.

So, what are you waiting for? GO FOR IT!

And oh! DO leave some love for me, will ya'?

- Adara Tanith