Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.

Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.

Liara wants to conceive the human way, and so she makes a fun purchase from a salarian sex toy company. Unfortunately, the "helpful" fifty-seven page manual isn't very helpful at all... and graduate school didn't prepare her for this. FemShep/Liara

"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.

Two drabbles based on the conversation wheel we all know and love. The first has a paragon FemShep being a total renegade in bed, and the second has a renegade FemShep that ends up being a paragon in bed. Liara/FemShep pairing

Another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Anonymous poster wanted to see Liara doing a dance/striptease for FemShep in the Captain's Cabin. Here you go, Anon. Now, someone ELSE go fill prompts on the thread for a change, you slackers! I'm all out of fic again.

FemShep/Liara. My attempt at giving Shepard and Liara a happy ending without contradicting too much of the canon 'ending'. Takes place after the 'Control' ending. Liara's trapped on Earth, Shepard is MIA, assumed dead.

Adrian Hawke has it all down pat, and Tallis just has to watch and learn. Spoilers for Mark of the Assassin DLC. Oneshot. Hawke/Isabela, Hawke/Tallis.

Former Mojave Express Courier Dexter Rollins attempts to explain basic mathematics to several citizens of the Mojave Wasteland. It goes about how you'd expect. That is to say, poorly.

A morning with a pregnant Isabela. F!Hawke/Isabela. Fluff. Crack. Note: F!Hawke is the daddy. A wizard did it.

A short message from the Reapers to their worst enemy, and their worst enemy's keen reply.

This manual was brought to you by the Reapers, who will soon be descending upon your vermin-infested homes to perform a comprehensive, galaxy-wide clean-up. You will all be exterminated, and your end is imminent! But fret not! This manual is here to help.

She fights and has a compulsion to destroy public property and the public along with it. He's addicted to cigarettes, sniper rifles and flipping off political figures. Together they fight crime while committing some of their own. In short: a love story.

Shepard's always loved driving the Mako. She was oblivious to her friends horror of it. Until they got organized. One shot of a Mako intervention from Shepard's and Joker's pov

Despite the ups and downs of her life, everything somehow manages to come full circle. Well...somewhat. Anyway, Isabela will take what she can get, because at least this circle isn't in danger of being destroyed by templars, now is it? *Edited: 10/12/11*

The Courier has a problem. Namely that everyone under the sun is after her for stealing everything they have, including underwear. Rated M due to some content unsuitable for minors.

The thoughts of the last of the protheans. As their people vanish in time, what few thoughts were on thier minds before being gone forever?

Shepard and Miranda deal with the aftermath of ME2. Final chapter now up! Didn't expect that, did you?

The Second Battle of Hoover Dam is over and the Courier is looking back on his footsteps that brought him here. He finds that there is only one appropriate way to respond to the whole ordeal. Rant. Spoiler Warning.

Warden Cousland tries to treat his companions for dinner, but no one seems to be willing to play along - least of all the nug. Just another drabble-fic... Rated K for mention of dumplings

We all know what Garrus is really up to when he claims to be doing his 'calibrations'. Oneshot crack.

Our heroes can battle Geth, conquer Collectors and defy secret organizations run by men with weird blue eyes. However, all of them must occasionally have their nightmares... Note: Nightmares are violent - hence the rating

As a scientist, Dr. Liara T'Soni must naturally analyze everything. This time, it's her relationship with Shepard, and how it came to be. FShep/Liara. Takes place during ME2.

Liara toured the Normandy SR-2 after the events on the Shadow Broker base. The following are some comments she heard from Lakota Shepard's loyal crew members. One-shot. FemShep/Liara. Bioware owns 'em, I'm just taking 'em out to play.

FemShep/Miranda. Shepard has always been talented at keeping secrets. Relationships? That's something she will have to work on, unfortunately for her, secrets have a way of popping back up no matter how hard you try and keep them hidden.

Driving the Mako was hard. Driving the Hammerhead is harder. The Commander needed some help... An attempt at ME crack, because I don't know about you, but I always crash the damn Hammerhead too! Appearances by Joker, Tali and Garrus.

Endure, that's what she excelled at. That's what was expected of her, that was demanded of her. Even at the cost of her own sanity. Femshep/Miranda

Not all battles are to save the universe...

The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.

Very short fic of some reactions to Shepard wearing a dress.

A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.

Heroes are rarely seen as such through their own eyes...

Jack convinced Miranda it would be titillating to have sex in Shepard's room. Their fun is interupted by unexpected visitors.

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Every soldier has a reason to fight, a reason to survive and a weakness that can either make them more determined or destroy them.

Even the most confident aren't always...

Exactly what it says on the tin. Rated "T" for "mind-numbing TERROR."

Why should guys have all the fun?

Harbinger is obsessed with humans in general, and one in particular. ME2 spoilers.

Today I had to ask what a 'lemon' fic was, and it was explained for me. I read an example, and I was so impressed that I wrote my own. So here is a short about Commander Shepard in her quarters at night... but not alone...

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A series of unconnected stories set during the Mass Effect timeline, pre-Virmire. Among them, Liara discovers Elvis, Wrex makes a new friend and Shepard displays unique gunnery skills, among others.