Dancing Roses and Sunny Rainhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Heya!! My name is... confidential wink. Age: I am 18 years old. Gender: I am a female... but that won't stop me from reducing you to tears. Hobbies: I love to dance, sing (but I'm terrible), fantasize, read, eat , and WRITE!! Nationality: I am proud to say I'm Canadian!! Race: I am black BUT I AM NOT FROM AFRICA. My parents are from South America. Personality: I am usually a nice person to be around; I tend to lose interest in things, tasks, and people very quickly unless I can identify with them; I am confident; I have a bit of a problem displaying my emotions unless I'm really happy or sad; I love being sarcastic; I like to be alone a lot, but when I'm with friends I am the life of the party; I can be loud and quite annoying at times, but I make up for it with my intelligence and my ability to stay levelheaded in a situation I know I can deal with. I get impatient easily and I really have no tolerance for people who cannot match me when it comes to partnering up for projects and the like. Favorite Manga/Anime/ Novel: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Until Death Do Us Part, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross, Bleach, Harry Potter, The Host, The Mortal Instruments, Spud (that's all I can think up right now lol) Favorite pairings: SasuNaru, KibaIno, KakaIru, KakaSasu, KakaNaru, ItaSaku, ShikaTem Drarry, Dramione(for now) Favorite Characters: Sasuke(because of his AWESOME sharingan and his personality), Naruto (because of his determination and his personality) Gaara( He's SO CUTEE!!) Kakashi(because of his mysteriousness... and maybe his corruptness) Kyuubi (because even though he seems to be evil, he radiates power and persuasiveness) OVERALL DISCLAIMER: Just In case I forget to put a disclaimer in any stories I may write, I do not own the characters from Naruto, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist, or ANY other manga/ anime/ novel characters that I may choose to use for my own stories. They all belong to their rightful creators (srry, I'm too lazy to write all of their names), who are my heroes. That is all I have to say for now, so Ta-Ta folks!! |
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Shake My Hand by Kitty Smith reviews
What would have happened if Harry had accepted Draco's overtures of friendship? How one relationship changes a world's fate. drarry / dmhp /etc. This story has been abandoned; a summary of the endgame plot has been included in the last chapter for those left hanging for so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 88,866 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Purpose by Kiragirl17 reviews
"He's Dead!" "How? Who?" "You." Light vanished from people's lives, when he was killed at the Valley of Death. Ten years later a S-Class Assassin known as Demonic Flash appears, willing to do anything to keep his secrets. AN: Now undergoing a major overhaul. Now being Rewritten: To read, Please click on 'Redefined Purpose.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,490 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Adventures in Espionage by asuka02redeva reviews
Sequel to Adventures in Babysitting-SASUSAKU-"You three are being held responsible for damages rendered by an ice cream truck. As of today you are no longer Konoha citizens," informed Tsunade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,487 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Negotiated Infidelity by tsusami reviews
There were rules to be followed. Naruto had set them himself. Until he meets a stranger who challenges everything. NaruSasu, NaruGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,866 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Meddlesome Jutsu by smartcat reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Adventures in Christmas by asuka02redeva reviews
One Shot from the currently going Adventures Saga. When Team Kakashi is given another A Rank mission, our trio can only imagine what the hokage had in mind. Ho Ho Ho!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Drops of Mercury by sarsaparillia reviews
Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,293 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It started as an Apology by Madame Xela reviews
Even after school ends Cedric stills finds the need to apologize about the Quidditch incident through letters. Only after a while, the letters aren't only for apologies. More inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Following orders by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Damn Chibi's by Lazy Shika reviews
While Naruto and Sasuke were training they were attacked by rogue ninja's and injected with a chemical that chibi-fied them! So what do you do when two five year old boys who have the power of ANBU and stamina of a kage go around causing havoc in Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy Who Died by formerly-OOL reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Meet me at the Playground! by crescent-moon-demon reviews
It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,641 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hunt Or Be Hunted by Fifi McFu reviews
What should have been a fight to death has turned into a voyage of discovery, a battle of duty against lust. Naruto's pride has been wounded, and all he wants to do is end the cycle. vampfic! SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shadows of Dawn by Jedi Goat reviews
OCs. Four girls: strangers until the Akatsuki came into their lives. Now they're about to learn the true meaning of strength and nightmares, and the depth of the struggle to stay alive when loyalty is hidden in shadow...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,439 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Live, Learn & Love by Acherona reviews
Learning to live again after your loved one throws you away is hard, coping with some very unexpected news his harder and what will Naruto do when Sasuke suddenly wants him back? Happy SasuNaru Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye by Kyuubi no Kitsune0101 reviews
Why are goodbyes the hardest? A funeral means many things. It's a goodbye to someone, but as it goes on, their memory is alive in the one that loved them most. No matter how weak they are or how sad it is to remember. NaruShika. T for suggested themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Domino effect by General16 reviews
"After the fourth time imagining that he was sleeping with another than the one in bed with him, Uzumaki Naruto decided that he had to do something, anything, to get over the fact that he was lusting after Hatake Kakashi!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Connected by BittyBlueEyes reviews
*On Hiatus Indefinitely* They thought he'd died, but Hermione refused to believe it. With magic that no one understood, she saved Fred's life. Hermione soon discovers that her actions did much more than restart his heart; a deeper connection was formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,742 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mistletoe by simeysgirl reviews
Hermione and Ginny have thought of a great fundraiser. Will Draco allow it? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beginning of Reality by amightypenguin reviews
When Harry Potter cannot be awakened from a self induced dream state, can his Auror partner Draco Malfoy find a way to wake him before an unforeseen threat in Harry's mind destroys them both?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,061 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin reviews
After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hoshi no Hikari by Jedi Goat reviews
Harry Potter-Bleach crossover. Everyone knew Fred and George Weasley were identical down to the last freckle. What they didn't know was that Fred was different - frighteningly so. But finding out how and why just might endanger more than their lives...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Fred W.
Angel's Wings by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. After Deidara goes missing, Sasori and Hidan set out to find him. However, Orochimaru's brewing trouble and the blond is part of his latest experiment. Can Sasori save his partner from his old nemesis, or will Deidara be lost in the transformation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
White Blonde by Ceres Vesta reviews
Draco may have overlooked one tiny detail in the proceedings of Malfoy Marriages. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mythologist by EverPlotting reviews
Being a new student wouldn't be so bad if Naruto didn't keep - literally - bumping into the same guy. Maybe they can be friends? Perhaps, but some secrets aren't meant to be shared, and Naruto's got secrets a plenty... NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,823 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dietrich's Tale by Rahndom reviews
It was an accident really, what brought them together, yet he'd never felt so fuller, so loved. SLASH. JP Sr./DM. My entry for this year's Bottom!Draco Fest. at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2010 - James P., Draco M. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Cure by cr8vgrl reviews
Insomnia is a drug, but so is the memory of one night in the tent that changed their lives. See how Harry and Hermione handle that night after the War is over. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
La Erotica by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Sasuke notices a blond bartender at the bar he tends to go to, he suddenly realizes that this blond also goes to the same university as him, and what's worse he's starting to take a liking to this blond. To bad Naruto doesn't feel the same way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Come Hell, High Water, or France by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Scorpius's parents split up, his mother takes him to live in France, and he transfers to Beauxbatons, just after Albus has discovered how much he fancies Scorpius. No mature content OMG WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Authentic Embellishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur is at a costume party, bored witless and waiting for Cobb to hurry up with wooing his girlfriend so they can leave. He soon discovers that alcohol and attractive gladiators shouldn't mix. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Bittersweet by Lisea18 reviews
When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Roses are Red by Jedi Goat reviews
Boredom, Transfiguration class, and bad poetry are not a good combination on any day. Particularly in the case of Fred Weasley. Fred/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Tequila by Fifi McFu reviews
Kiba's libido has been non-existent recently. Naruto has an extreme solution. Warnings: yaoi, bloodplay, violence, torture, noncon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
the tomorrow verdict by sarsaparillia reviews
Two wars for two people, twelve months in the making. — Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Things Draco Hates About Potter by nicevenn reviews
Five things Draco hates, but secretly loves, about Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Wands and Magic by nicevenn reviews
A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Search for Truth by Silver Kiramoto reviews
Seperated for five years, the young friends find each other as well as some problems Men who aim to kill the Uzumaki's, and a certain relationship... SasuNaru Yoai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Feeling Special by Silver Ash reviews
After being tricked by a supposedly nervous Ginny, Hermione is forced to face her own anxieties in addition to final exams and most importantly Fred Weasley. She is reminded that everyone should feel special sometimes. Fred/Hermione post-Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Knock Three Times by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Teddy Lupin is fifteen, he encounters the girl of his dreams, but she barely acknowledges his existence… until seven years later when they meet again. Cross-gen, het, MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Teddy L., Pansy P. - Complete
101 Words by BlueJey reviews
Oneshot-Series about Naruto, Sasuke and their relationship; heavy hints of NaruSasu though I was told they weren't just HINTS anymore... Rating for chapters 19 and 22, mainly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
For Rosey: "I Hated him, yet i loved him. She loved him yet she hated me for loving him." Sakura is known as Suzuki Highschool's "Cupid." Never dated a guy herself, she goes around setting up anyone who asks, success, always 100%. Until she met Sasori...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Chasing Dragons by Jedi Goat reviews
Five-year old Fred and George think a dragon is attacking their house during a thunderstorm. But when they need an older brother most, Percy's the only one around... No ships, lots of cuteness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Humbled by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco & Harry are hit by a spell gone wrong. N/B This along with Matinee is the first thing I ever wrote, it's WiP only 1 chapter to go and written preOotP but set in 7th Year. Features Vengeful Neville, Unconscious Ron & OOC Crazy FanGurl Hermione ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
By Magic Bound or Love Slaves of Diagon Alley by twistyguru reviews
WARNING: M/M SLASH. AU, futurefic, , non-DH compliant, no spoilers. 5 Years after the War, former Death Eaters are slaves, and all the rage. Lucius/Oliver, Harry/Draco, Snape/Flint, Hermione!Bashing, Harem-boy!Draco because I could . T/M for themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,517 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Quidditch Qualms by Jedi Goat reviews
AU. It's Christmas at the Burrow, and Fred and George try to con Hermione into joining their casual Quidditch match. There's a reason she doesn't like flying... Fred/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mate by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Job by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Wonders by Jedi Goat reviews
Zabuza knows he's a fool for thinking it. But sometimes, he wishes Haku would never lose his childlike innocence... Young Haku cuteness, no ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Fair Play by LadyVaderWrites reviews
With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sometimes by LadyVaderWrites reviews
A tiny ficlet written for Jamie2109 in response to the 'Sometimes I dream' challenge line, written preHBP, and if you squint it could almost be taken as a sort of addition to my other fic 'Friend Like Me'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
New by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Potty Valentine by LadyVaderWrites reviews
It's a very special St Valentine's day and Draco's sulking because no one wuvs him - aww ; Silly ficlet, written preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Getting It by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by LadyVaderWrites reviews
It's New Years Eve, the bells about to toll and Harry spies an unexpected face in the crowd. New Years Fic obviously written preHP&DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secret by stealth gato reviews
Sasu and Naru have a good relationship, only problem is the age difference... how will people react when they find out? a perpetually horny blond and emotionally retarded raven and all the goodness that comes from our two favorite boys. NARUSASU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mercy by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's concussed, Harry's enraged and, due to a potion enhanced emergency, they've been locked in the room of requirement - yes, it's one of 'those' fics lol. Written preHPB. N/B Has been edited TWICE to remove the sudden bolding & italics, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Underneath by Fourangers reviews
ANBU. Mysterious, swift and quiet ninjas. Rumors of their deadly competency reaches worldwide but if one is a hyperactive loud blond and another is a brooding silent brunet, anyone would wonder the veracity of such rumor..After!manga/Adv
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Adulthood! by Fourangers reviews
When alcohol and hormones mix together, they guide to explore very...different parts of a regular friendship. SasuNaruSasu, lime, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Many Troubles Of A Malfoy by smartcat reviews
Blasted kids...never give us a single minute's rest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ink by Fifi McFu reviews
Sequel to Piercings. When you lose your lover, all else fades from existence. A tattooed promise is the one thing that Sasuke can hold onto when he thinks that a fire has taken Naruto's life. Lemon, yaoi, slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Shoes, Kisses and Magic Wishes by DoubleCaramel reviews
He paused, giving time for the youngsters to celebrate, before clearing his throat and adding now in his enigmatic story teller voice : "This is the story of how the Wizarding World discovered Draco had stinky feet."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Burning Yesterday by sarsaparillia reviews
Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Bookmark Incentives by cr8vgrl reviews
Hermione's forgotten what day it is, and Fred decides that it is up to him and George to remind her...at their own peril!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy Sensibilities II by PaolaAdara reviews
Because the second time around is so much sweeter. Kind of. And really, does Harry bloody Potter need to be so fit that he causes trouble in Draco's overrated dragonhide trousers? Seriously! Sequel to Malfoy Sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Naruto and Sasuke are banned from Tesco's by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura makes the mistake of sending the boys food shopping. Random drabble for Spyrea. Rated for language. NO PORN, JUST INSANE BEST FRIEND ANTICS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Time It Took by alygdgrl reviews
No one ever said dating was easy for Harry Potter,especially when he was in love with his best friend. It didn't help that he didn't understand Ron Weasley at all. M/M Ron/Harry, please give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Amore Tentativo by cr8vgrl reviews
When Hermione is whisked away to Italy and runs into some trouble, a handsome young man is there to help her, but is this Italian hunk what she really wants, or is a spell about to reveal the greatest love trial of all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bettings & Wayward Mind Magicks by Folaan reviews
A shot PWP Saccharine to the infinity one-shot that just wouldn't leave me alone. Mild Weasley bashing. As always, H/HR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the End by Stellata reviews
Hermione/Harry. "I wouldn't want to be with anyone else at the end... I just wish I'd had more time with you, to show you just what you mean to me." Admissions of love when near death... Or so it appears to them. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mikoto Plays Matchmaker by Tiger Priestess reviews
Mikoto invites Sakura over for dinner at the Uchiha household, in hopes of having a future daughter-in-law. Sasuke and Sakura, however, are completely oblivious... and an uninvited Karin is ignored. SasuSaku few-shot, Karin bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Map Never Lies by SinCalledSloth reviews
Fred and George spot something very odd on the marauder's map. That just couldn't be right...but the map never lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fifty Reasons by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Fifty reasons why, Uchiha Sasuke must never fall in love with Haruno Sakura. Reason Ten: Orochimaru?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Charms Assignment by SwissMiss1 reviews
Hermione needs to get that book. She also finds that she needs something else, and Draco Malfoy happens to be handy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Bears, Polyjuice and an Overdose of Pink by Vinyaya reviews
In which Draco is petulant, Harry is amused, romantic gestures play havoc with the Statute of Secrecy, and everyone wants to steal some of Draco's hair. Fluffy, ridiculous Harry/Draco SLASH, rated for language and non-explicit sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Conscionable Decisions by tsusami reviews
When Gaara decides to pursue an arranged marriage his siblings not only question his decision, but choose to seek help from the one person who just might be able to help. AU, NaruHina, ShikaTema, GaaraMei, NaruGaara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Fyendfire by Folaan reviews
When you've fought and suffered so much for other's sake, what would you do when your family is targeted? What would you do, if despite your best efforts, nothing ever changes? DARK!H/Hr, not for children. M for dark themes, not for under 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Mishaps & Valentine's by marionettedoll95 reviews
AU! Sixth Year! A story in which Hermione hates Valentine's and Harry tries to change that. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's wrong with this picture? by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Riverside Serenade by elle6778 reviews
Itachi did not know what had compelled his brother's teammate to seek him out. But he was intrigued enough to follow her. One-shot. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Extended Family Is Weird by Kiragirl17 reviews
Skye White is forced to leave her Wizard School in the U.S to go to Hogwarts the same year that Black decides to break out of jail. What was Uncle Lupin thinking? Now how will life be when she meets the Famous Harry Potter.... eventually a HPXOC pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., OC
Dear Bastard by of Burnt Roses reviews
In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Procrastination by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. YAOI ItaNaru. Warning: you might learn something. OH NO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Adrenaline Rush by cr8vgrl reviews
Fred likes Hermione. Hermione likes Fred. When Fred starts mending his ways and an accident has Hermione dirtying hers, will their feelings for each other come out, or will disaster reach them first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
What a wish can entail by Lisea18 reviews
Naruto brings back Sasuke. He's so happy he doesn't imagine what might happen to his friend. VERY DARK. DEATH. GORE. RAPE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by The Deuteragonist reviews
How to bring peace to the world? How to solve an age-old clan feud? How to make two oblivious boys realize something that has long been obvious to everyone else? A matchmaking conspiracy, of course! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Between Friends by lyke oh snap reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are best friends. Nothing can come between them, right? Not even each other?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Boy Love Wonder by tunafortigers reviews
Sasuke's in love, Naruto's not anything, and everyone else just laughs or throws up. This is high school SasuNaru style. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One last chance by Hitomi-taichou reviews
An accident leaves James, Lily, Remus and Sirius disrupting Harry's potion class. Harry and Draco are now 5 year olds and James has a chance to prove himself. What he doesn't know is that this could drastically affect the future HP/DM JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Harshness of Life and Birthdays by BlueJey reviews
Life could be so nice in Konoha - if Sasuke hadn't forgotten /ignored a certain person's birthday. Of course, it wasn't his fault and of course, Naruto's reaction was just way over the top. Right? Oneshot; NaruSasu or SasuNaru - decide for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obligations of the Afterlife by ChaosFTW reviews
Sasuke's dead and stuck in Purgatory with only his brother for company. He's also one more mission away from gaining his white wings. The problem? It just happens to involve finding his idiotic ex best friend a soul mate… SasuXNaru Rated for foul language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hermione & the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Stellata reviews
Auror Granger's first solo mission takes a bad turn. Afterwards, all she wants is food, a shower, and sleep, but she can't seem to get any of those things. Maybe there's something even better that can distract her from her troubles? Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sketches by SnowLion no Miko reviews
He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,209 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
HD 'Diversion' by tigersilver reviews
AU, Hogwarts era, 6th Year. Smuff-filled center. Harry's revenge on Malfoy rebounds in the oddest manner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magical Christmas by yure-chan reviews
From unexpected invitations to falling in love, anything can happen on Christmas Day. And Iruka gets to experience it first-hand. A KakaIru X'mas fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Reawaken by Leila84 reviews
Starting anew, Naruto must regain old memories to help old friends and save humanity's fate from a threat more dangerous than anything they could possibly imagine. Will they win or will humanity be enslaved forever? Sequel to My Kit, My Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tug by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The One Mistake Turned Right by Rahndom reviews
During his last year at Hogwarts, Harry makes a mistake and gets an eye-opener in return. Writen for the B!Draco Fest at LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
i hold my breath until you creak to life by Quillslinger reviews
And they all lived together in a crooked little house. Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Picture of Draco Malfoy by Froody reviews
Back at Hogwarts for a belated seventh year, Draco Malfoy discovers a mirror that sees too much. Ironically, Harry Potter then discovers Draco, and also sees too much. Stupid stalking git.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corporate Love by stealth gato reviews
Naruto is in love with his boss, but through an unfortunate turn of events he ends up with his boss's jerk of a younger brother. WARNING: LOTS OF LEMONS and other mature things. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Balance by seventhSINwrath reviews
Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
This Day by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Iruka refuses Kakashi on this day. Even though he doesn't want to. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Something to be Jealous Over by Fifi McFu reviews
“What do you say we give my fans something to really be jealous over?” he purred as he kissed his way back to her mouth and caught her lower lip in his incisors, nibbling gently. “I know you want me, Yuuki...” OneShot, Lemon, Biting
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hanabusa A., Yuki C. - Complete
Lullaby by seventhSINwrath reviews
Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
In your shoes by Lisea18 reviews
When Dobe is Bastard and Bastard is Dobe, chaos is sure to follow. Naru/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,918 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nineteen Going on Twelve by Kingfishers reviews
A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After Breakfast by Northumbrian reviews
The wedding breakfast is over. Best Man Harry Potter gets nervously to his feet and looks at the assembled Weasleys and Grangers, and their friends and relatives. Now, it is time for the speeches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Foreign Territories by cr8vgrl reviews
“Do you even know what mascara is, darling?” Fred teased her. “Yes, I believe that it’s somewhere close to Africa, right?” she mocked. He rolled his eyes. "That's Madagascar." She shrugged. "Same difference. They're both foreign territories to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Persistence by tsusami reviews
Gaara reflects on the hazards of being pursued by Uzumaki Naruto. manga-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Busted Superiority Complex by Mac-alicious reviews
You’re a piece of work, Miss Granger. You’ve got one busted up superiority complex now don’t you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Auditions! by Trigger Happy Bitch reviews
Naruto is tricked into doing an audition for a part in the play Rent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Brilliant Shooting Star, The Son of a Hero by Jasaiya Hawkins reviews
Character Death! Naruto dies in a fire at the age of 21 while getting the other people out and his funeral proves just how much he was admired in the village. Have a hanky ready. I was crying as I wrote this. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reminisce by EsperLady reviews
Kiba and Ino look back at their days when they were young, and Ino makes a "startling" confession. KibaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Findings and Confrontations in the Malfoy Manor by Komu reviews
Draco had been expecting his son to be home alone, still asleep. And while he did find the teen sleeping, Scorpius was nowhere near alone. And thus, chaos ensues. One-shot, AS/S pairing, livid Draco, implied nakedness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Disclosure by EverPlotting reviews
Sasuke had figured that Sakura wanted Sasuke to take her to his brother's club; apparently he was wrong. SasuNaru. Sequel to "Discovery." Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Power of a Scary Movie by Selkit-Guardian reviews
SasuNaru. What happens when Naruto goes over to Sasuke's house and watches a scary movie? Somewhat fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moondance by xErised reviews
Harry didn't realise how lonely his life had become, until Draco suddenly came dancing in. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong Brother by BittyBlueEyes reviews
George pretends to be Fred in order to prank Hermione, will Hermione figure it out? Fred&Hermione ship, but mostly interaction between George and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/27/2009 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W. - Complete
Quell Your Broken Heart by Mac-alicious reviews
You must quell your broken heart. You must take every ounce of grief and anger and pain and frustration that you feel and use it. Manipulate it to your benefit. Use it to create a strength within you to survive what's coming. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If This is Hell Then Heaven Must Be Indescribable by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
He wouldn't admit it, when she clearly saw the red glow highlighted under his covered face. She tried over and over again to get the truth out of him, when she came to one conclusion: "I Sakura Haruno, will make Itachi Uchiha blush" rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Harry by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch by xErised reviews
Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rejoice, For Your Soul Is Alive by Mac-alicious reviews
She burst out into the grounds, her feet sinking into damp grass. It wasn’t until she had taken a large gulp of fresh air that she realized she had been holding her breath. She shouldn’t have been surprised. She hadn’t been able to breathe for two days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Kit, My Naruto by Leila84 reviews
Kyuubi looked down at his kit and smiled as he watched him play, "It was worth it." He thought to himself. "My kit... My naruto." Naruto loses will to live when those he loved turns on him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Fade by xErised reviews
No one expected Draco Malfoy to turn up at Harry and Ginny's wedding party. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Snogging Bet by Bone White Butterfly reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is evil and conniving, I'm telling you. And Albus Potter-Snape, adorable or not, really should learn to say no…but the boy can’t take the insinuation that his parents are off snogging lying down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Innocence by Airanke reviews
What she lacked in confidence she made up for in innocence. That's what they really liked about her. SasuHinaHida, Hidan Hinata Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sixteen Going On Seventeen by Kyia Star reviews
Haruka's first kiss happened on the roof of her school. Two shot: MamoruxHaruka; Shi ga Futari wo Wakatsu made, or Until Death Do Us Part.
Until Death Do Us Part/死がふたりを分かつまで - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
A Single Taste Away by Civil Enough reviews
And, when he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of Heaven so fine, That all the world will be in love with night; And pay no worship to the garish sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost and Fumbling by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Naruto and his team went missing 5 years ago. This is the story of his return to Konoha. He is affected deeply by what happened during those years... his mental state is unstable. The Nanadaime won't leave his side this time and not ever again. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,652 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Stubborn Lovers by GrownRose reviews
Rating is definitely X in places so be prepared to skip your eyes over what is too graphic for you those mostly it is M rated. It is Kakashi and Naruto pairing and adult content. Not for children. You have been warned. Don't complain because it's adult.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,305 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do by beaniejeanie reviews
Naruto and Sasuke aren't exactly a normal couple. So it would make sense they wouldn't know how they're supposed to react. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pickup Lines by tsusami reviews
Naruto needs to practice his approach to the opposite sex.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto Likes Me More by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Yamato learns something about Naruto that surprises him. This little tidbit of info has Kakashi a little on edge and very unhappy. The best part is, Naruto has no clue that his two favorite people have become romantic rivals. KakaNaru, YamaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,538 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crime and Punishment by KatrinaEagle reviews
Nobody could ever forget the day Sasuke Uchiha went shooting down the hallway. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Love by Civil Enough reviews
Do you know who I am, Sasuke? I am the boy who cried wolf. In the end, no one believed me... not even you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If' Is Such A Painful Word by Civil Enough reviews
What's more agonizing than loving someone who doesn't love you back... is loving someone who used to love you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Way Or Another by Civil Enough reviews
One morning, Naruto decided to think just how unfair this all seemed. And weirdly enough, he came to the conclusion of not minding at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken by Civil Enough reviews
They stared at each other for a minute longer. Until the other closed his eyes. And Sasuke did the same. 'Why couldn’t he… hear his heartbeat anymore…' “T-that… was… the only promise I kept, Naruto.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's The Little Things That Count by Civil Enough reviews
Ne, teme; do you know it’s the little things from your bastardy self that count the most to me?" And for once, ever since he had woken up, Sasuke understood and smiled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Just In Front Of You, Dobe by Civil Enough reviews
Can't you see me? Can't you see me, here? Standing, waiting for you? I'm just in front of you, dobe.' With Naruto, Sasuke can love; and with Sasuke, Naruto can be loved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crazily, Simply Yours by Civil Enough reviews
A plane ride, a flashback, a letter. Just how much do Sasuke and Naruto love each other? Just a simple reminder: When two people fall in love, nothing may ever be what it seems when they're together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cosmopolitan by owlpostagain reviews
Everybody loves a good bet. SLASH warning. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those Mistakes We Make by Rahndom reviews
Uchiha Madara thought he had everything in his grasp to finally destroy Konoha. What he didn't count on, however, was the centuries old contract that binded all Uchihas to a certain Whirlpool-country family, and its last decendant. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,852 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Unintended Acquaintance by yure-chan reviews
An attack,a dying plea and a twist of fate threw two people of completely different personalities onto the same path.Kakashi and Iruka met and affected each other in a way no others could.Would this be a strong friendship or another passing acquaintance?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,460 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Bluescast by stones reviews
It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
The World's Gone Crazy by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,205 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
You Had Me At Honeyduke's by iluvromnce reviews
Just a small H/D one-shot about secret boyfriends, Honeyduke's chocolate, and coming out to the entire school over lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolates by SilverGreen98 reviews
Harry hates Valentine's Day. Draco loves chocolates. What does that have to do with anything? My Valentine's Day Drarry special, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Still? by yure-chan reviews
Sequel to Remember Me. Kakashi has finally regained his memories.But his hesitancies has lead to his relationship with Iruka being declared officially over, though neither of them seems to be able to let it go. It's now up to Kakashi to salvage it back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,250 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Worried and Twisted Mind by icedragon92 reviews
ONESHOT, this is my second story. NejiNaruSasu & KisaIta. When Itachi makes a bet with his lover what happens when he might loose his bet after passing by Sasuke's room, well he's not happy thats for sure. The Uchihas are a loving family and noones dead
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twisted Kisses by theDoctorlies reviews
Naruto gets struck with a sudden curiosity about a strange topic. NaruSasuNaru, Hinted GaaNeji COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm A Fool In Love So Go Figure by ChaosFTW reviews
... Sasunaru. Sort of like a stream of conciousness. Naruto's looking back on his relationship with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Truth by yure-chan reviews
A sequel to the Dare part. Iruka owes Kakashi a date. And even as he tried desperately to get away from the jounin, he keeps meeting him. As time went by, however, Iruka realises that he may not just want only one date with Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,528 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Words by Rewind.Replay.Repeat reviews
Sasuke is someone known not to talk a lot. But what does Naruto ask which causes him to stutter, delay and make excuses? “...gets really embarrassed when he has to say certain things that he’ll avoid it so much that you’ll get so bored..." NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Snow by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Itachi. Sakura. A snowball fight when the two were much younger, more innocent. Strange how something like that can bring two people together, even through the years. ItaSaku, pre massacre AU, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itch by bloomsburry reviews
Who knew that dealing with a 3 year old stalker was a hard task for a genius like Itachi to handle?...ita/saku very long oneshot. - FOR MAJOR REVISION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,066 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Discovery by EverPlotting reviews
When Kiba and Naruto get stuck out in the city in the middle of the night, Kiba's ready to blame Naruto for not being prepared. Contrary to Kiba's belief, Naruto does have a back-up plan: Sasuke. A SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A fight like this by BlueJey reviews
Sasuke loses another fight with Naruto, but somehow, it's not as important as it has been in the past. Sometimes he thinks they can't be more obvious... OneShot, NaruSasu Rating just to be sure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Scene by BlueJey reviews
Kiba is a loyal and nice guy, he really is. But even Kiba can't protect everyone from everything. Especially not when Ino and Sakura are involved. Post-Naruto, slightly insane and not to be taken serious. Mentions of SasuNaru slash! OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hair War by theDoctorlies reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a little spat over each other’s hair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Glued At The Hip by Mac-alicious reviews
The twins have a little mishap in the workshop, leaving Hermione not so pleased. Hermione x Fred, drabble-y ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Stained Glass Window by RBTL reviews
James knew Malfoy from school, but he had no idea who he really was until a potions accident brought them together. James/Scorpius, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by seventhSINwrath reviews
After a fight with Team Hebi Naruto secretly takes in an injured Suigetsu, and sparks fly. Yaoi, Lemon, fluff. Sasuke bashing. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
This is NOT a Diary! by RBTL reviews
Albus Severus Potter is stuck spending his summer with his family, Scorpius Malfoy and a book he's supposed to write in. His family is annoying, Scorpius is hot and the book is NOT a diary. Can he survive? AS/S, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I didn't want to go by eftee reviews
He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t think. He could feel his heart racing painfully in his chest as he struggled to make sense of the world. But the world didn’t make sense. Sasuke wasn’t in it. Sasuke was gone. SasuNaru. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 302 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Emotionally Mentally Physically by ChaosFTW reviews
Sasuke and Naruto play a game to see who can psyche the other out first. It gets rather... Bizzarre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thunder and Lullabies by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. Draco Malfoy is helping Ginny Weasley understand her fear in the strangest of ways....Oneshot. DG. Lots of cute fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Love You, I'll Kill You by DetoxAngel reviews
When you love someone, you want the best for them. This is what Kakashi tells himself....DEATH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Adventures In Babysitting by asuka02redeva reviews
SASUSAKU “Sakurachan! Teme! What are you doing!” cried Naruto as he was suddenly pushed from behind by both teammates toward the doorway and into the dreaded house that would become their home for the next week. When in doubt use the idiot as a shield
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,272 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Have a Not So Happy Birthday by EverPlotting reviews
Sequel to "Luck of the Not-So-Irish" -- It's Sasuke's eighteenth birthday, and his stupid boyfriend is on the other side of the country. And yet, with music, Naruto's not as far away as Sasuke thought. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His First Kiss by RBTL reviews
It was not his real first kiss, but it was the only one that counted. AS/S One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Topping Draco by faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because I Love To Torture My Brother by Tinkering reviews
Itachi isn't the world's best brother. But Sasuke needs a little love in his life so Itachi gets him a pet. Usually this would be one of the nicest things he's ever done for his brother but when things start getting crazy and the fox isn't just a fox...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Messing With Malfoy by raspberry-rave reviews
A drunken Trio decide to go 'have fun' one New Year's Eve. Chaos ensues. Professor Snape is put in a compromising position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hands On by raspberry-rave reviews
It’s her sixth year and some mysterious condition renders Ginny unable to touch the opposite sex. What happens when Draco decides to challenge her illness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Roommates II by stealth gato reviews
part 2! if you haven't read the 1st one you need to cause it's awesome and also cause this one won't make sense if you don't. WARNING: yaoi, lemons, nudity, language, angst, drama, fluff, etc. Sasu/naru, naru/others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dream by faithwood reviews
Peter is determined to convince Caspian that his dream is a prediction. Drabble-ish. Oneshot. Peter/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Roommates I by stealth gato reviews
First half of a two part story. They met in high school as roomates... Sasuke easily falls for his roommate Naruto but how long will it take for Naruto to return his affection. M for yaio, language and eventual lemon. sasu/naru neji/naru gaa/neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,497 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's okay by BlueJey reviews
A few years after the Battle at the Valley of the End, Naruto and Sasuke meet again, but something happens that both of them never wanted. Alternative timeline, means: no Shippuuden
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Believe It by theDoctorlies reviews
Sasuke’s sick of hearing Naruto say believe it. SasuNaru. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trading Sweet Kisses by Fourangers reviews
AU highschool one-shot. Story of english classes, stolen kisses and sweet muffins. The hectic life of Sasuke, matchmaker Sakura, rivals and origamis...-wha? SasuNaru, fluffy and mushy story. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lean ar do chroí by faithwood reviews
After finding out that he is a veela, Draco Malfoy embarks on a journey of self-discovery. With the help of leprechauns, ghosts, old friends and enemies, will Draco find and follow his guide to his one true love at the end of the rainbow? Slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It should have been easy by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Kakashi and Naruto wanted a baby.. well they got more than they wished for and now they, and the town, have to deal with one crazy pregnancy. A hormonal ninja can be very dangerous indeed. KakaNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,394 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laughter by Thy Rare Port reviews
All Draco wanted to do was make an announcement in the Great Hall. That was it. Why doesn't anything ever go how he planned? Info: oneshot, slash, HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by DetoxAngel reviews
What would happen if Naruto stopped smiling?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Understand by DetoxAngel reviews
It was too hard to make Naruto understand....so he gave up. NO pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spitballs by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Drabblish, post timeskip. Humor.] They may have suffered heartbreak and loneliness, but that doesn’t mean Naruto ever grew out of childish pranks. Poor Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fire and Sand by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on the GaaraNaruto relationship, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Medicine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Swallowed a Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Ayien reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Possession and Lover by Mini-Chobi reviews
HidanHina To Hidan, she was his possession, and he was her possessor, and she should be happy with that. To Hinata, he was her lover, and she his, and he should be happy with that. How wrong they both are. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
In My Drunken Stupor by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Alcohol plus Sakura. Not a good combination, Kakashi soon learns. KakaSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,704 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Will you by cutiechibi reviews
There are no more disbelievers. There are no more doubts. Through the trials and exams, the missions, the victories, the defeats, the village has waited for number 6. Rokudaime. Uzumaki Naruto. SasuNaru fic, please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunk and Victorious by Ariande reviews
An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cake by cutiechibi reviews
If you don't come back for anything else, come back for the birthday cake. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Damsel In Distress by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
damsel in distress dam'zel in distres': 3. Draco Malfoy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kisstletoe by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is proud to bring you Kisstletoe! HDish Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Runespoor Spinoff Parody by Tinkering reviews
OOC! Second Yr. It's time for Harry to have the talk. So he goes to seek guidance...WARNING! This is ridiculous to the extreme! You may get stitches, have laughing fits and be carted off to an institution. We hold no blame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Above Average by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kissing Draco Malfoy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: How was it? HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of sharingans and Paradise by cutiechibi reviews
It was just an accidental kiss, that's all, that happened a memory ago... o.k., so he wanted it to happen again, and he wanted it to be better... too bad he didn't know how to do it! SasukeNaruto with a little KakashiIruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The First Soledad Spinoff by Thunk reviews
This is a complete one-shotter, tying up some loose ends from Soledad and Venganza - like the fruition of Sango's pregnancy, and Sesshoumaru's reaction when he finds out about her little secret.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Sesshōmaru, Sango - Complete
Beso by Thunk reviews
(Complete) Due to a necromancer’s spell, Kagome kisses Inuyasha. He realizes she’s not herself, but not before her advances trigger his true feelings for her. Problem is, she doesn’t remember. And Kouga is starting to look pretty good…
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,905 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
I Think I Miss You reviews
Sakura has gotten over her fangirl crush for the last Uchiha prodigy, and has learned to hate the man who tore team seven apart. But what happens when they are forced into an unwanted reunion? Will old feelings resurface, or will new ones emerge?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.