All her life Kari managed to avoid SHIELD, until one night at a bar turns her life upside down. Thrown into a world she never wanted to be part of, she soon finds out SHIELD is a lot different than she ever imagined. Life could get a little crazy when your workmates are Black Widow and Hawkeye. Minor canon divergence. Spanning the entire Marvel Universe through to Endgame.

Clint had never been a normal person - not even in the unusual fellow sort of sense. He was literally not a person. Clint was a Cupid, complete with wings and an inexhaustible set of magic love making arrows. That's getting ahead of things. This is a story about how Natasha is Clint's soulmate but he isn't her's.

Natasha and Clint have been avoiding the obvious for years. All of that changes when Tony Stark throws a party.

Clint teaches Natasha a little bit about throwing knives.

Clint and Natasha go undercover to try to stop a plot to kill thousands. The mission parameters are simple enough, until they aren't.

Clint and Natasha pull a crap surveillance detail, but they eventually figure out a great way to deal with the boredom.

In which Clint and Natasha serve out a little punishment on the helicarrier...blah blah rubbish at summaries! Clintasha, M is for naughty things - please don't say I didn't warn you because I clearly just did! Hope you enjoy!

Natasha and Clint spend some time in a decontamination chamber.

Seeing Teyla in her unadulterated feminine grace and beauty, John could do nothing but simply watch and barely breathe. JT