Hey guys. My real name is less by far less exciting than my Username, so we'll just stick with that for now. Um, I've been writing fictional stories for a couple years now, but only recently did they start to sound...okay.

Since I need something to take up space, I'll list some of my favorite authors and books. M'kay?

Meg Cabot - duh (everything she's written)

Tamora Pierce (everything)

James Patterson (Maximum Ride)

L.A. Meyer (Bloody Jack series)

Stephenie Meyer - DUH

Sarah Dessen (Just Listen, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby, etc.)

Libba Bray (squeals)

Kristen Britain (Green Rider series)

Trudy Canavan (The Black Magician Trilogy, Age of the Five Trilogy)

J.K. Rowling - naturally

Whoo! That was exhilarating! Now I shall take up more space and time with a detailed list of lurve matches...

Meg Cabot:

Suze - Jesse (yummy)

Paul - Kelly (let's face it - they both suck; why shouldn't they be together?)

Jessica - Rob (or we can put my name there instead of Jess's...)

Jinx/Jean - Zach (sigh)

Ellie - Will (SIGH)

Heather - Cooper

Mia - Michael (since Kenny makes me throw up a little)

Jenny - Scott

Sam - David

James Patterson:

Max - Fang (is there really any question? Sam and Lissa just need to die in a fire)

Iggy - Ella (because Nudge is WAY too young)

Sam - Lissa (what else can you do with them?)

L.A. Meyer:

Jaimy - Jacky (coughShadowseekercough)

Clementine - Jim (you'd understand if you've read them - it's just so cute!)

Stephenie Meyer:

Bella - Edward (obviously. Sorry all you Jacob lovers, but it just isn't going to work out)

Jessica - Mike

Angela - Ben

Sarah Dessen:

Macy - Wes (and, if for no other story, then I at least get Wes. He and I have a thing. Really.)

Annabel - Owen

Remy - Dexter

Libba Bray:

Gemma - Kartik

Felicity - Pippa (because there's really no other option, I don't think. They just fit together.)

Ann - A new life (seriously. Because I have yet to meet someone in the third book that deserves her.)

Kristen Britain:

Karigan - Alton

Karigan - Zachary (but he's just so OLD for her!)

Trudy Canavan:

Sonea - Dorrien

Sonea - Cery

Sonea - Akkarin (but there's that OLD factor again...)

Cery - Savara

Auraya - Mirar/Leiard

J. K. Rowling:

Harry - Ginny (sooorrrrt of...)

Harry - Cho (again, it's iffy)

Ron - Hermione

Bill - Fleur

Okay, so that was fun. A nice filler, I think...

Ooh, how about some bands? YEAH! Okay, here we go...

R.E.M.

Styx

Aerosmith

Boston

Bon Jovi

Journey

The Police

Tool

Disturbed

Dragonforce

Sonata Arctica

Powerman 5000

Flogging Molly

Linkin Park

Nightwish

The Offspring

Okay, I'll stop boring you...

By the way, if anyone has any kind of request for my current story (whichever one it may be), then please don't hesitate to letme know - I will do my best to incorporate everything.

I just have to write a couple of my favorite quotes and then I'll leave, I swear.

: "Speak softly and carry a big stick [and you will go far" - Teddy Roosevelt

: "We're English, and the English are best at everything. So we've got to do the right things." - Jack, Lord of the Flies

: "The United States is no longer white. America is a type of mocha." - My AP US History teacher

: "Like the eagle's all...BWA! And the cheetah's like, I don't think so!" - Jake Farrah, Poseur

"Um, yeah. Yep...you know the Fortress of Solitude, in Superman's layer?...You know that big crystal thing..."

"Yeah...Um, that could be frostbite. Have you...been sticking your dick in snow, recently?"

"Yeah! Yeah, I did!"

"That's it dude, it's fuckin' frostbite!"

-Dane Cook, "Rough Around the Edges"

Sorry if that last one's offensive to anyone; I just think it's hilarious.

Anyway...Toodles!