Hey, y'all, I'm Em. Just Em. Sorry if you think it's a weird name (E minor chord on guitar/I just think it's cool) so don't judge. I like to sing, play guitar, draw, watch hockey, play lacrosse, play tackle football (not on a team unfortunately), and... write (bet you didn't see THAT coming). I am a HUGE fan of Dr. Who (tardis. time lord. yeah.), Harry Potter (Dobby has come to SAVE Harry Potter!), Hunger Games (may the odds be EVER in your favor), Percy Jackson (all hail Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon), FROZEN!!!! (not a book but still love it! LET IT GO!!), Divergent (do NOT get me started on how that series ends, you will be getting a fanfiction from me about that one), Eragon (Brisignr!), and such. I am a little crazy (HA "a little", MK's probably dying from laughter right now), but that's just purely energy. I'm pretty sure my head's fine. I've been writing ever since I was in first grade, but I never really completed anything due to school, schoolwork, social things, and just utter laziness. I PROMISE that I will not leave y'all hanging on these fanfictions, though. I'm committed to writing something that you'll enjoy. I want all feedback so PLEASE SHOW NO MERCY. If something sucks (as in poorly written, I'm sorry if plot twists are not your style cause they are mine) then let me know.

So... ya, that's about it. Have fun reading! Live long and prosper!

And here are those things that everyone copies and pastes onto their profiles. I think this is our way of letting other people into our personalities. Hopefully y'all don't think I'm TOO insane...

Bow Ties are cool. If you think bow ties are cool, copy and paste this into your profile

You know... these lines would be so much more entertaining if they were an ode.

OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO DO THAT!!!

"An Ode to People Like This"

If you have a world inside your head,

or hearing "finals" fills you with dread,

then alike we are and alike we be,

because you are a heck of a lot like me.

If running into doors and walls

is a talent next to trips and falls,

then you and I are much the same

and all our friends think we're insane.

Those "popular" children, or so they call 'em,

are pretty and perfect, but some, they're just Golems,

all focusing on their looks and appears,

it's worse than a "precious" and will bring them to tears.

If nerds and geeks are the way to go,

then join the club! WE'RE the cool ones, you know,

cause bow ties are awesome and daleks are not,

and we're all in agreement that Neville got hot.

So, my dear friend, how awesome is it

that we can be free of all of those gits

who judge us for screaming at the top of our lungs,

"ALLON-SY!" "LET IT GO!" and other songs we have sung.

If reindeers are better than people, we know

that we will be happy if we just let it go

and enjoy our whole life with it's ups and it's downs

and have a smile in reply to everyone's frowns.

If you ask stupid questions as you remember the answer,

and mix blitzen and donner with dasher and danser

just remember the laughing fits you always cave into,

and know that I do all these crazy things with you.

- Em :D