UltimatumJerkasaurus500
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Joined 04-11-16, id: 7735352, Profile Updated: 05-09-17
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hey there everyone I'm UltimatumJerkasaurus500 and I guess I should explain some stuff about myself. I'm currently a first year college student who is hoping to one day become an author.

I am into anime/manga, videogames, movies, comics, reading books (Obviously). My hobbies include rock-climbing, swimming, writing, drawing, and hanging out with friends.

I have a strong belief in realism that makes a good story. So when going into these, I try to create them real as possible. How ever there will some things that never come into these. 1: No Bashing 2: No Harems. Other than that will make stories that I hope are rather unique and brand new.

Now my reasoning for neither the Bashing or Harems. For the first it is very simple; IT GETS OLD! For the second; To me Harems are not really believable and in some-cases over look the story. Now I may have a character with two lovers or I may not, but that will be as far as I ever go with multiple couples.


Favorite Anime/Manga:

Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate

Magi

Bleach

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

One Punch Man

Ao no Exorcist

D Grey Man

Dragon Drive

One Piece

Nuraihyon no Mago

Dragonball/DBZ/DB Super

Attack on Titan

Heroic Age


Favorite Videogames:

Halo

Mass Effect

Star Wars Battlefront

Destiny

Assassin's Creed

Devil May Cry

White Knight Chronicles

Elder Scrolls

LoTR Battle for Middle Earth 2

Sid Meier's Civilization V

Total War Shogun 2

Pokémon

Asura's Wrath

Fire Emblem Fates


Favorite Movies:

Godzilla

Gamera

Pacific Rim

Star Wars

Lord of The Rings

Deadpool

Alien/Aliens

Predator/Predators

Alien vs Predator

Rise/Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Guardians of the Galaxy

Interstellar

The Martian

Tropic Thunder

Sinister

The Wolverine

Hellboy

Dark Knight Trilogy

Avengers

Nightmare on Elm Street (mainly the originals)


Favorite Comics:

Marvel in general (fav of them: Deadpool, Spiderman, Guardians of the Galaxy, Doctor Strange, Avengers, Wolverine/X-men, Iron Man)

Batman

Hellboy

Spawn

Alien Vs Predator


Favorite Books:

The Hobbit

Lord of the Rings

Project Nemesis series

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Dracula

Guns, Germs, and Steel

Inferno by Dante

Left Behind


Reviews

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'Kurama Otsutsuki' who copied it from 'Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka' who copied if from 'Heartless demon wolf' -

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.


Current Works:

1.) Blades of Evisceration - Bleach/Godzilla Crossover

Rated: T - English

2.) Hell's Prophet - Naruto

Rated: M - English

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Protector of the Fairies by Takei Daloui reviews
Fairy Tail. They protect their own. They stick together and fight together. Not everyone believes in the same path though. One man will decide his own path in the world, and it will lead him to the path he is destined for. He will become the strongest. He will become their shield and he will become their sword. He will become the Protector of the Fairies.
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 259 - Words: 2,163,661 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ichigo K.
Naruto: The Kaiju Renaissance Power Surge Saga by 1Ring2ruleThemAll reviews
After experiencing another tragedy Naruto succumbs to an ancient power. A new path has opened. One filled with powerful enemies and allies alike. Naruto must quickly learn to control this new power as new forces emerge threatening everything he holds dear. Eventually powerful Naruto. Reader created OCs. Remake of original. Eventually Multi-Kaiju crossover.
Crossover - Godzilla & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/21 - Godzilla, Naruto U.
Vessel of the Golden Dragon by Shin Aedra reviews
Hoping to have a wish come true Naruto is granted great power. When he learns that he is the vessel of one of the most evil entities in the galaxy however, what sort of mayhem could he get into? Powerful Naruto. Eventually Godlike Naruto. Naruto x Karin. Rewrite in progress.
Crossover - Godzilla & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [Naruto U., Karin U.] King Ghidorah
Naruto: The Kaiju Renaissance by 1Ring2ruleThemAll reviews
This is the writer's first story. It is remaining up because of multiple requests from readers. Contains Powerful Naruto. OCs. Reader created OCs. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED BECAUSE OF REMAKE! New remake in the works!
Crossover - Naruto & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 160,809 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Godzilla, Naruto U., Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Naruto: The Kaiju Renaissance Redux by 1Ring2ruleThemAll reviews
Remake of Original. After experiencing a tragedy once more in his life Naruto succumbs to an ancient power that opens the way to a new life. One filled with new and powerful enemies and allies alike. Naruto must quickly learn to control this power or else he will succumb to its seductive will. Powerful Naruto. Reader created OCs. Multi-Kaiju movie crossovers. On haitus...
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Zabuza M., OC
Red Wings by DeviantLegacy98 reviews
A single encounter can change everything. Following his attempt to learn the summoning jutsu Naruto is thrusted into the ravine. However, instead of summoning Gamabunta he instead summons Rodan. What does this change? What will his future hold for him as he soars with the red wings of death? A new legend is born as the will of fire finds a new child to uplift in this new era.
Crossover - Godzilla & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/7 - Rodan, Naruto U.
Gentle Heart by SQUALO KING reviews
Long ago a single man lead an attack against the Soul Society, many died and his name was known among the survivors, but today it is unspoken. The Inugami, the spirit of vengeance, a blood thirst hound bound to destruction and ruin, returns to destroy the Soul Society as he did long ago. One who has a Pure Gentle heart can stop him, but not alone. A new version of Iro No Oo Yamada
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,691 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Suì-Fēng, Isane K., Hanatarō Y., Ulquiorra
Fate Shadows by Shin Aedra reviews
Branded with the seal of command Naruto is thrusted into a war. With darkness looming in the shinobi world and an artifact promising a single wish. Naruto will face the greatest obstacle in his life to claim victory in a war between servants. The Fourth Holy Grail War has begun and the grail beckons the challenge. Aspects of Fate/Stay Night added to Naruto Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 6/14/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 309,506 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 7,184 - Follows: 7,531 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
A Malleable Path by Kurama Otsutsuki reviews
Naruto should have watched his step when he woke up from Orochimaru's attack in the forest of death... to bad he didn't... or is it too good he didn't? Warning: Slightly Older Canon Characters (Title changed from A Shinobi, Phantom, or Alien!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Naruto U.
The Last Apprentice (Re) by FAllEnOlyMpiaN92 reviews
Following the Force, Sidious ventures away from the Empire in search of the unknown. As time went on however, the galaxy has changed. With his empire gone, Sidious is forced to toss aside his original plans as he begins his final endeavor, the development of his legacy, his last apprentice! Follow as Naruto delves into the Dark Side and becomes a Sith! Powerful Naruto! NaruTen
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 10/8/2017 - [Naruto U., Tenten] E. Palpatine
Naruto Uzumaki: The Last Kaiju Summoner by Kamen Rider Zodiac reviews
Story and Description is now under reconstruction. Will be updated when necessary fixes have been made.
Crossover - Godzilla & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 2/3/2014
Rogue Outcasts by DeviantLegacy98 reviews
Having had enough, Naruto has decided to leave Konoha. Taking a small group of friends with him, the group soon find themselves searching for a fresh start. With a world full of danger and unexpected encounters the group of young shinobi must rely on each other if they are to find their new home. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Naruto U., Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai
The Last Apprentice by FAllEnOlyMpiaN92 reviews
After witnessing the defeat of his Empire, Lord Sidious now has new plans to take up one last apprentice. This one will not only take his place as a Sith Lord but also his place as Emporer. Naruto now given the opportunity accepts and will forever be remembered as the Harbinger of the Sith. Sith Naruto. Remake is posted!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - E. Palpatine, Naruto U.
Through the eyes of a snake by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
Naruto is well known for being a Toad summoner. What if though, Naruto Uzumaki became a member of their most hated enemy's clan. Taught by Manda, Naruto does his best to earn the position of Hokage with his brain as well as brawn. Nobody foresaw the changes that this would bring to the elemental nations, not even Naruto himself. Massively edited for a better reading experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 321,595 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Karin U.]
Kami no Sanshuou REWRITE by AlucardY17 reviews
Konoha loathed me but the rain embraced me and at the hands of a legend I shall rise above all. I SHALL BRING PEACE TO THIS WORLD. Warning GODLIKE NARUTO. Not yaoi. Pairing is undecided.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Hanzo, Naruto U.
Hell's Prophet reviews
After a terrible accident during Naruto's summoning training, Naruto is met with a new fate that will tear apart the foundations that he worked so hard to build off of. Now going down a darker path, Naruto will now have to utilize his new abilities to defeat new and more powerful foes. Darker Naruto. Slight-AU. M for safety. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H.