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Joined 12-17-07, id: 1446985, Profile Updated: 12-17-07

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Location: somewhere in Europe

Hobbies: football, Harry Potter, basketball, and the most important of them all: GIRLS

Apart from that, I'm an incredibly bored Chemistry student.

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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,877 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 8,891 - Follows: 8,624 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath the Leaves by Cha's Aegis reviews
Naruto learns things are easily hidden deep underneath the dead, fallen leaves. Before she can achieve her dreams, she must uncover the truth, revealing things aren't what everyone believed they were nor are what they appear to be. Fem Naruto. AR **REVISED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 206,060 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Gold, Silver, and Copper by beast keeper 9 reviews
What if Naruto was trained by Kinkaku and Ginkaku. How will this affect his relationship with Kyubi, who is going to be Naruto's team, and what is going to happen to the blond knucklehead. Find out here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,365 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 9,178 - Follows: 9,203 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 11,669 - Follows: 11,868 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11172 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 6,843 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
ANBU by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,524 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Thunder in Time of Revolution by Vermouth reviews
AU. Only four people knew of his existence of sacrifice as he grew up isolated for his own safety. Naruto faded into a tale of the tragic past and into the darkness of oblivion and then - rose... IMPORTANT NOTICE: extended A/N at the end of the last chapter posted regarding Tobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,003 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
It was always you by luvtoshi reviews
The war is long over. They have both grown. Now it's time to conclude their story. Naruto and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Over the Horizon by Vermouth reviews
One man: Harry Potter. One goal: to survive. One quest: to do the impossible. One word: Power. Alternate dimensions, canon pairings, DH spoilers. On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 182,735 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8531 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5514 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,704 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete