Man this is boring... I apologize if I'm boring you.

Random conversation excerpt:

Me: "Her (ex gf) ultimate fear is losing her virginity... mine is getting STD."

My niece (18): "Wow, you guys are perfect for each other!"
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My niece: "Omg, I'm coming back home to a newly turned bisexual roommate/bestfriend!"

Me: "Say, can I come by and sleep over?"

Niece: "We wont fit on my bed."

ME: "I'll sleep ON TOP of your friend! Yeah, that'll keep her warm."

Nurse: "Are you allergic to anything?"

Me: "My boss."

Nurse: "Anything else?"

Me: "My other boss."
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Brigite: "I'm allergic to nuts"

Stupid Me: "I don't eat nuts. I'm a lesbian."

Brigite to Chad: "Do you want me to wipe your balls nice and clean?" we were bowling, spilled beer on the balls.

Chad: "Can you say that again.. only a little sexier?"

ME: "Brigite... put the 12 lbs ball down... Chad don't have health insurance."

Eric: "Oh, this one you'll like for sure."

Me: "I don't like fish very much."

Eric: "But you're asian!"

Me: "Yeah, but you see, fish is like math to me. It just doesn't apply. Not this asian."

Me: "Lady, IF this is POISON I'm buying then that's when you should worry! You have my ID already! Here's my phone, call my mother and ask when I was born." at CVS buying redwine.

Chad: "Well, you do look younger"

Me: "I lost some wieght and got laid! Wait Miss, please don't tell my mother that."

My Boss: "Aww... Do you need me to come and nurse you back to health?" when I was calling off sick.

Me: "Are you a blue-eyed brunette, with a vagina, likes salad, only dated asian and lives down the block? If not, no thanks."

My Boss: "You mean you're gay...? HEY... THAT'S MY SISTER!"

Me: "Oops."
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Co-Worker: "Do you really have to say you gotta pee when you do?"

Me: "Just in case you wanna watch."

12/01/07

I write when I feel like it.

I like the idea of oneshot stories. Done and over with. I don't have to think of it after I've published it. So, don't expect anything of my work having chapters. I hate editing my stories when I've already posted it up. I haven't figure how and won't even try. I'm just lazy, really. So, I don't really care if you'd complain about my mistakes. I don't beta... what the hell is beta, anyways?. (shrugs) The only thing I edit is my profile. Just so you know and prevent bitching about it. heheh

My subject of stories revolves around Shizuru and Natsuki paring. Most, if not all, of my stories are out of the original character's character. I'm not good at writing, that much I know. I suck at spelling and my grammar could be sometimes everywhere. English is not my first language. I beg forgiveness if I have screwed your mind from trying to understand what I was talking about. I do that a lot to people, unfortunately. So, I don't recommend trying to think too hard when reading my fics. Oh, you did already? Then I recommend you make an appointment to see a shrink or a counselor. Oh hell... just do a couple of back-flips and chug down a bottle of vinegar, add some extra-virgin olive oil and sprinkle it with some red sugar! You'll be fine. Oh and no, that's not the antidote to my stories mess. I just wanted to know if you could do back-flips. And NO YOU CAN'T USE SPLENDA INSTEAD! unless you are diabetic.

I still don't think I'm using the RATINGS correctly.

Oh well... not like we all follow those stuff. Heck, we all tasted alcohol when we were 15! smoked when we were 13! and watched porn when we were 12! No? Not you? Must be just me then. YOU LIE! Ok, maybe I was lying. Porn? ME? at the age of 12? NO WAY... (nose extending) I can be a little dyslexic sometimes. hah. hah. I meant 21! I was 21 when I saw a real porn (nose getting even longer) No, wait... did I just say I? umm... I meant my friend saw porn at the age of 21! man... that guy... (and longer and longer) ...he said he found it under his older brother's bed. (looooooooonger) eheh.heh.heh. (sound of glass breaking slowly) Ouch! Ouch!

So anyways, what was I gonna say again...? Yeah, people tend to get distracted when their nose started to puncture their computers' screen. I'm glad mine is a notebook. It's thin. I could pull my nose back easier.

I write humored fanfics, usually, with or without sense. That's all.

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