There's pain where beauty grows. There's thorns on every rose.

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My favourite things

Bands

New Order, Hurrah!, Joy Division, Electronic, Endrick Brothers, The Orchids, The Smiths, The Go-Betweens, Broken Records, The Unthanks, The Undertones, Blue Nile, The Pet Shop Boys. The Buzzcocks and The Only Ones.

Books

The Saga of Darren Shan by Darren Shan, The Demonata by Darren Shan, The Saga Of Larten Crepsly by Darren Shan, The Enemy by Charlie Higson, Darkside by Tom Becker, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, The Book Thief by Markus Zuzak, My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult, Touching From A Distance by Deborah Curtis, The Fault In Our Stars by John Green, I Am The Secret Footballer by The Secret Footballer. A Life Too Short: The Tragedy of Robert Enke by Ronald Reng

TV Programmes

Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Being Human UK, Gary: Tank Commander and Mrs Brown's Boys

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt

I've got ADHD so I MUST have behaviour problems

I like to READ so I MUST be a loner

Most people believe that people with a mental illness should sort it out themselves or that they're violent. The media portrays mentally ill people as violent however in real life not everyone with a mental illness is like this, they're just like everybody else. Mental illnesses are illnesses just like cancer, diabetes or asthma. If you are against the stigma of mental illness, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people think schizophrenia is a split personality. If you know it isn't copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Instead of just singing about something you could show it as well, put it over in the way that it is, if you were totally involved in what you were doing" (Ian Curtis)

Quiz thingy

1) The Doctor

2) Grubbs Grady

3) Darius

4) Martha Jones

5) Bec Maccon

6) Donna Noble

7) Darren Shan

8) Finnick Odair

9) Dervish Grady

10) Evra Von

11) Lavinia

12) Rose Tyler

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Donna and Lavinia? Umm no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Martha? Well she's pretty

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?...

Rose got Finnick pregnant? Now thats just weird...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Fics about Dervish. Yeah theres a few

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Grubbs and Donna? Probably not, there's a big age difference between them

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Bec/Dervish or Bec/Evra. I think Bec/Evra would be better cos there at a similar age.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Darren walked in on Rose and Grubbs. We'd have one very emotionally scarred half vampire

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Darius and Evra. I'm rubbish at making up summaries by the way. Darius has lost his voice and his freedom. He's all alone with no one to talk to. But then he meets the snakeboy Evra, who's been kidnapped from the Cirque Du Freak. Can Evra help Darius overcome the Capitol? Yeah I know its rubbish.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Finnick/The Doctor. Nope

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Darren and Rose, hurt/comfort. Thorns on every rose

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Grubbs, Martha and Bec. I don't think so.

12) "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

"The Doctor and Dervish are in a happy relationship until Dervish runs off with Martha. The Doctor, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lavinia and a brief unhappy affair with Rose, then follows the advise of Bec and finds true love with Darius. " Title for this? Weirdest Relationship In The Universe.

You say Edward, I say Darren

You say Bella, I say Debbie

You say Volturi, I say Vampanese

You say Forks, I say vampire Mountain

You say Twilight, I say The Saga of Darren Shan

ADHD jokes (I have ADHD by the way)

Q) How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Let's go ride our bikes

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the table that I collected from the letter box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that it is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post-box when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left.

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - they need water.

I put the Coke on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control.

Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote control, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the front room where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote control back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
- the car isn't washed
- the bills aren't paid
- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the worktop
- the flowers don't have enough water
- there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book
- I can't find the remote control
- I can't find my glasses
- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Apparantly ADHD stands for Attention Hyperlinks are great aren't they.

"What do we want?"

"ADHD awareness!"

"When do we want it?"

"...Oh sorry I lost interest.

According to scientists ADHD is genetic.

I was talking with my dad about this and we came to the conclusion Hearts would win the Scottish Cup.

You know you're obsessed with The Saga of Darren Shan when:

1) You decide you love spiders.

2) When someone has died you say "even in death may you be triumphant" and make the death touch sign.

3) You say Charna's guts instead of oh my God.

4) Whenever you see the word Destiny you think of Mr Tiny.

5) You say "in Shan we trust"

6) You want to go to the Cirque Du Freak.

7) You decide other films/books about vampires are inaccurate.

Don't By The Sun (Justice For The 96)

On the 15th of April 1989, 96 Liverpool FC fans lost their lives in the Hillsborough Disaster. The Sun wrote lies about the disaster saying that Liverpool fans picked the pockets of the dead and beat the police up, when actually they were trying to help by tearing down advertising boards to be used as stretchers. Because of this there is now a boycott of the Sun in Liverpool. However it's still the best selling newspaper in Britain. If you want to know why The Sun is so bad, take a look at page three. So don't buy The Sun.

One thing that we've known from the start

Deep down inside we're all punk rockers at heart!