Doctor: "These words could burn stars and
raise up empires and topple Gods."
Amy: "What does this say?"
Doctor: "...Hello, Sweetie!"

Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the
box, man eats fish custard.

Amy Pond: You threw the manual in a supernova,
why?
The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Stop talking to me when I'm
cross! The Doctor: I like that, "Allons-y". I should
say allons-y more often. Look sharp Rose Tyler, allons-y! And then
it would be really brilliant if I met someone called Alonso, 'cause
then I could say allons-y Alonso every time... [beat] you're
staring at me.Rose: My mum's still on boardHave you seen? There are these things! I mean
space rhino things! Rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big
rhino things with guns on the moon! I only came in for my bunions, look!
All fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely. I said
to my wife, I said, 'I'd recommend this place to anyone',... But then we
end up on the moon! And did I mention the rhinos!!Its a big ball of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuffI just remembered I CAN DANCE!

This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow.

The Doctor: She was frightened, I was frightened. But we survived, and the relief of it, so she kissed me.
Rory: And you kissed her back?
The Doctor: No. I kissed her mouth.
Rory: Funny.

Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine...

I think you have forgotten the gravity of the situation

Doctor-I'll do a thing
River-What thing?
Doctor-I don't know. It's a thing in progress--respect the thing!

Amy: Okay, so we've basically just run up the inside of a chimney, yeah? So what happens when the gravity fails?
The Doctor: I've thought about that.
Amy: And?
The Doctor: And we'll all plunge to our deaths. See? I thought about it.

River: Like looking for a needle in a haystack.
The Doctor: A needle that looks like hay. A hay-like needle. Of death. A hay-like needle of death in a haystack of, er, statues. No, yours was fine...

Just checking the water in the area. There's an escaped fish.

Doctor: "Meet me back here in half an hour."
Amy: "What are you going to do?"
Doctor: "What I always do, stay out of trouble...badly."

There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME.

Doctor:"The computer doesn't detect me as human."
Amy; "Why not? You look human."
Doctor: "No you look Time Lord. We came first."

Right then. This isn't going to be big on dignity. Geronimoooooooooooo!

Doctor: Bread and butter, now your talking!
(a few seconds later, the Doctor throws the plate off into the yard) And stay out!

Doctor: Is there an airport?
Amy: No
Doctor: A nuclear power station?
Amy: No
Doctor: Even just a little one?
Amy: No
Doctor: Nearest city?
Amy Gloucester, half an hour by car
Doctor: We don't have half an hour, do we have a car?
Amy: No
Doctor: Well that's good, fantastic. that gives 20 minutes to save the world and i've got a post office. And it's shut!

The Doctor: I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Bow ties are cool

Amy Pond: You threw the manual in a supernova, why?
The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Stop talking to me when I'm cross!

Oh it's you! You're my favourite, you are! You know why? Cos you're so... thick! You're Mr Thick-Thick-Thickity-Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania! And so's your dad!

They're coming. The Angels are coming for you, but listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. DON'T turn your back, DON'T look away, and DON'T BLINK. Good luck.

Donna: Oi, watch it Space Man!
Doctor: Oi, watch it Earth Girl! Oh, I sound like you!

Rose: Doctor, they've got guns.
The Doctor: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!

The Doctor: Oh, I'll think of something.
Mickey: You're just making this up as you go along!
The Doctor: Yep. But I do it brilliantly.

Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.
The Doctor: Wait till you read book seven - oh, I cried!

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.

The Doctor: Am I ... ginger?
Rose: No, you're just sort of ... brown.
The Doctor: Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.

Well... among other things, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before; always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.

From the day they arrive on this planet and blinking step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do, no hold on... Sorry, that's the Lion King.

Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... case there's anything dangerous.

Hermits United. We meet up every ten years and swap stories about caves. It's good fun... For a hermit.

I can't stress this enough: ball bearings you can eat? Masterpiece!

Right. i'll just... step into this police box... and arrest myself...

The Doctor [wearing a gas mask: Are you my mummy?

Martha: "Do you have to pass a test to fly this thing?"
The Doctor: [lands TARDIS] "Yes, and I failed it!"

Shakespeare: Foul Carrionite spectres, cease your show; Between the points...
[Shakespeare turns to The Doctor]
The Doctor: 761390!
Shakespeare: 761390! Vanish like a tinker's cuss! I say to thee...
[Shakespeare turns to The Doctor again]
The Doctor: ... Uh...
[The Doctor turns to Martha]
Martha: Expelliarmus!
The Doctor: EXPELLIARMUS!
[Everyone yells "EXPELLIARMUS!"]
The Doctor: Good old J.K!

The Doctor: My head!
[groans in pain]
The Doctor: I'm having a neuron implosion... I need...
Jackie Tyler: What do you need?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Just say it!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Tell me, tell me, tell me!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Painkillers!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: D'you need aspirin?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I dunno, Pepto-Bismol?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Is it food? Something simple? Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Bowl of soup and a nice ham sandwich?
The Doctor: I *need* you to *shut up*!
Jackie Tyler: Oooh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?

Jack: Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple and full sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?
Doctor: I've got a sonic, er, never mind.
Jack: What?
Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that.
Jack: Disruptor? Cannon? What?
Doctor: It's sonic, totally sonic, I am soniced up!
Jack: A sonic what?
Doctor: Screwdriver!
Jack: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
Doctor: I do!
Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Oooh, this could be a little more sonic.'?
Doctor: What? You never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?

Rose: If you are an alien, then how comes you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!

Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas.
The Doctor: Who says I'm not? Red bicycle when you were 12.

Doctor: "I'm looking for a blonde in a union jack...a specific one, mind, I didn't wake up with a craving..."

The Doctor: Go! Now! Don't drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?!
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!

The Doctor: Go to your room. Go to your room. I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, VERY cross! GO...TO...YOUR...ROOM! *long pause* I'm really glad that worked, those would've been terrible last words!

Are you my mummy?"

The Doctor: Sonic blaster, 51st Century... Weapon factories at Villengard?
Capt. Jack Harkness: Yeah. You've been to the factories?
The Doctor: Once.
Jack: They're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical. Vaporised the lot.
The Doctor: Like I said, once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.

The Doctor: [opening Rose's phone] Tell you what. With a bit of jiggery pokery..
Rose: Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery?"
The Doctor: Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you?
Rose: Nah, I failed Hullabaloo.

The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way, what's your name?
Rose: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose, - run for yer life!

The Doctor: [leafing through Rose's copy of 'Heat' magazine] That won't last. He's gay and she's an alien.

The Doctor: What you doing 'ere?
Rose Tyler: I live here!
The Doctor: Well, what you go and do a thing like that for?

Rose Tyler: What's a Police Public Call Box?
The Doctor: It's a telephone box from the 1950s. It's a disguise.

The inside's bigger than the outside