I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(Well good grades)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak!

helloooooooo!!

I'am soooooooooooooo obsessed with twilight..

my favorite character is Alec Volturi ...

I'm not one of those girls who likes edward and jacob no offence...ok...

he is soooooooooooooooo dreamy...

I want alec and bella to end up together...screw edward...no offence people...

-ABOUT ME-

well I have brown eyes...but people says it's hazel...i always insist it is light brown..

i'm a cheerleader...i don't know why people stare at me like i have a disease or something...

well my family owns a house in Spain

and I have a relative in Toronto,Canada

and my older sister living in Seattle...

--Why do people call cheerleaders sluts...??we're just having fun--

I have a boyfriend who is studying in La Salle...he is sooooooo dreamy...

He came from Seattle...he is sweet and caring...I love him...

well me being a cheerleader means we have a clique...I'm the leader of the clique..

people is terrified...of...us

cheerleaders+jocks=WAR

My friends hates Nerds they even vowed to torment them EVERY FUCKING SECOND!!

Hey i'm not boasting people...

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME

ICE QUEEN

STUCK UP WHORE

SLUT

but i don't care

mooooooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeeeee

I write Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have no life

I read Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have bad taste

I’m a girl who read Twilight so I MUST be in love with Edward

I’m a guy who read Twilight so I MUST be gay

I love Twilight so I MUST have no literary taste

I hate Twilight so I MUST be a loser

I laugh about Twilight so I MUST be a meanie

I’m Team Edward so I MUST hate Jacob

I’m Team Jacob so I MUST hate Edward

I’m Team Switzerland so I MUST have problems with making up my mind

I like Bella so I MUST be an anti-feminist

I hate Bella so I MUST be after Edward

I’m Team Cullen so I MUST always go with the main stream

I’m Team La Push so I MUST be trying to be special

I’m Team Volturi so I MUST be evil

I’m Team Human so I MUST be boring

I’m Team Vlad & Stef so I MUST be into slash

I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST scream “OMG, I luuuurve Edward!1!1!!”

I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST have no writing skills whatsoever

I’m a twenty-something fangirl so I MUST be immature

I’m very short so I MUST love shopping and shoes and shopping all day long

I’m a klutz so I MUST need a vampire boyfriend to save me

I’m a redhead so I MUST stalk

I’m a blonde so I MUST want to steal your babies

I like sports so I MUST be an overgrown idiot and make baseball jokes all day long

I’m a mother so I MUST be an overprotective hen and clean the house all day long

I like Jasper so I MUST be emo

I’m very friendly, happy and hyper so I MUST be gay

I have a bad temper so I MUST be a sadistic witch

I have white hair and a bad temper so I MUST be an arsonist

I’m gay so I MUST be non-existent in the Twilight universe

I’m pale so I MUST be a vampire

I sparkle in the sunlight so I MUST be a vampire

I’m Canadian so I MUST hide evil vamps in my home

I’m South-American so I MUST create vampire armies as a hobby

I have a French name so I MUST have dreadlocks and talk with a funny accent

I’m of Spanish decent so I MUST throw random bits of Spanish in every conversation

I’m British so I MUST be compassionate

I’m Italian so I MUST trap poor tourists in my tower room and eat them

I’m Swiss so I MUST be Team Switzerland

I’m Romanian so I MUST be creepy and out for revenge

I’m European so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I liked Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a cheesy and unrealistic person

I hated Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a pessimist who just can’t appreciate a happy ending

I like Edward/Bella so I MUST be lame

I like uncanon pairings so I MUST be twisted

I like Jake/Nessie so I MUST be a pedophile

I like Jane/Aro so I MUST be a creepy pedophile

THE BEST PAIRINGS IN THE WORLD...(VAMPIRE WORLD)

A L E C V O L T U R I A N D B E L L A S W A N

ALEC IS MINE SEXY ALEC;)

I LOVE JASPER