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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Yo guys!!!

My user names black lazarus but you can call me Ren.


Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:
Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will re-post this shit!


PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER!

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Narutosaved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body exceptSakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...

-In ep 101 of the first season of Naruto he thinks, "Nice! Sakura!" and we ALL know how little he compliments anyone! ~Moonlit Song

Made By: Dying Sakura

Sakura talking in normal font, Sasuke's thoughts in italics

Why don't you understand?
~ I understand perfectly fine.

Why won't you tell me anything?
~ Because it'll only bring you hurt.

Why do you always act like you hate me?
~ Because I don't want to lose another person I love.

How can you hurt me time and again, and feel nothing at all?
~ I'm only trying to protect you. Who said that it doesn't hurt me? It kills.

What do I have to do for you to love me?
~ Nothing at all; I already love you.

I'm sorry because I'm not pretty like the other girls.
~ What are you talking about, silly? You're the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes on.

I'm sorry because I'm weak and pathetic.
~ Yet another reason to protect you.

I'm sorry for being clumsy.
~ Even better; I can be there to catch you when you fall.

I'm sorry for being annoying.
~ You only wanted my attention, and I say that because I can't get you out of my head.

I'm sorry for not being perfect.
~ I don't know what goes through your mind, girl; you're perfect the way you are.

Sasuke, I'm sorry for loving you.
~ I'm sorry that you feel that way, because I love you too.

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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Nerd by cruddy-feelings reviews
She was a high school nerd who has a chance to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,059 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
25 So Bittersweet by Soul-Jazz reviews
AU. 8 Years ago, they fell in love and they fell apart. 8 years later, they meet each other again. From being a singer who had dreams to be a doctor, she became a lowly secretary - and he, equally as talented, turned into her boss and president of a multimillion company. Slowly, the undeniable happens - along with it's own consequences. /Sequel of 17 Ain't So Sweet/ SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,058 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Girl's ExBoyfriend by AoiCherry reviews
It's well known that no girl can resist the undeniably handsome looks of the infamous Sasuke Uchiha. That is, until Sakura Haruno comes along. With a protective barrier around her heart, built after the one guy she loved left her, she is the only one who is immune to Sasuke's looks. The reason: it just so happens that her ex-boyfriend looks a lot like the famed Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,089 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Real Princess by Lerysakon reviews
AU Sakura is a princess who agrees to an arranged marriage. During her journey, she is threatened by her servant into switching places. Will anyone still be able to find out who the real princess is? Based on The Goose Girl of The Brothers Grimm
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,111 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Engagement On Hold by pei-chan reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke is Konoha High's reigning prince. Haruno Sakura is...? Who is she again? What happens when the guy everybody knows finds himself engaged to a girl nobody knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,621 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My First Love's Children by Silent Megumi reviews
Sasuke got Sakura pregnant he doesn't know and left .. now he's back with a new girl friend. He saw 2 kids with Sakura... who are they? Sasusaku and a bit of Naruhina, Nejiten and Shikaino... No flames! I changed my pen name! NEW CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Confessions On A Bathroom Stall by TheDominoEffect reviews
“Oh, if it isn’t Thunder Thighs.” Sakura supposed she could thank the name calling and Ino, the rumors, for leading them to the bathroom stall and the graffiti that would change the world as they knew it. —SasukeSakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Perfect Score by sasusaku779 reviews
Contestant Number 7: Nerdy Sakura! Play the game to win a date with the Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She will be Loved by CherryArrow reviews
AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Eyes by ichthusandyoh1114 reviews
AU/OOC : "I just realized that since the beginning, I’ve been looking at those eyes. Without even knowing, that I have fallen for him." A Sasusaku fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Blossom with Thorns by asterisque reviews
Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Yearbookology by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. When summer rears around the corner, there is nothing more you should do than to write a flirty message in your lady-love's - or man-candy's - yearbook...and to convince him that Fall Out Boy is so boss over MSI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
WANTED: A Sexy Fool For 30 Days by asterisque reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: Meet the Uchihas! But, NO WAY they'll approve of Sasuke's flaunty lover Karin. So why not hire someone to act like a fool and make them think anyone else, even Karin, would be more acceptable? Enter SAKURA! The dorky pretend girlfriend..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Piece of Fourteen Letters by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot: She made him promise to write to her... And he did.. month after month.. She wrote back.. But when he stopped.. Week after week.. she still continued...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 672 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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A tragic story of a girl who's heart is torn between to people...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sakura H.
The Time of Spring reviews
After the attack in Konoha, Sakura thought that maybe a peace treaty with the Village Hidden in The Rocks might not be so bad.Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.