Hello peoples i love anime and i am a sugar freak! i love reading peoples stories and I DO NOT FLAME EVER! i give advice to people but in a nice way! if it seems i dont like a certain story i just dont comment! so anyway you will nver get flames from me! i love chocolate to as you can tell by my name! ANIME ROCKS SO DOES MY SOCKS AND I LOVE TO CURSE PEOPLE WITH CHICKEN POX!!

Naruto

Favorite pairings are...dun dun dunanan:

Gaara/Hinata = one of my favs, favs

Sakura/Gaara = i dont know i just do, some stories like that.

Itachi/Hinata = cause its cute!

Itachi/Sakura = cause they are cool 2 gethr

Deidara/Ino = i dont know it's funny

Naruto/Hinata = cause i like them

and Tenten/Neji = cause i cant see anyone else with neji

Tenten/hidan=because i can.

LOVE THOSE PAIRINGS! I'm a gaara freak though so ya know. I hate sas-gay with a passion. And Orochimaru is a pedophile. Kabuto is a geek, and all the sound people are ...just creepy, and ugly and smelly too! dont ask me how i know that!

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS! all from the web site Funny sayings to make you laugh...

1. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

2. What's the speed of dark?

3. Why do psychics have to ask your name?

4. If a cow laughs hard does milk come out of its nose?

5. If the number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still # 2?

6. If Wal-mart is lowering prices eveeryday, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and drink what comes out of them.

8. Isn't it funny how the word politics is mad up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

9.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

10. What hair color do they put for bald men on a driver's license?

11. What's another word for Thesaurus?

HUMOROUS SAYINGS

1. The 50-50-90 rule: ANytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability that you'll be wrong.

2. HUMPY-DUMPTY WAS PUSHED!!

3. There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

4.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

5. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the earth.

6. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrows not looking to good either.

7. Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.

8.Chaos, Panic, pandemonium-my work here is complete.

9. God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hise the bodies of those i kill because they annoy me.

10. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slaming a revolving door.

11. Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be with out sponges.

12. If it weren't for Edison we would be watching TV by candle light.

13. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,a dark side and it holds the universe together.

14. Aparently 1 of 5 people are chineese, there are 5 people in my family. So it must be one of them. It's either my mom, my dad, Or my older brother colin, or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But i think it's Colin. ( no offense to anyone)

Favorite Poem of all time!!

I give all credit to Michael Mack!

THANK YOU MICHAEL!! I DON"T KNOW YOU BUT YOUR POEM ROCKS!!

The Dummy

by Michael Mack

In that forgotten part of town
Where wasted hopes and dreams abound,
A wrinkled man with life near end,
In hopes to have at least one friend,
Fashioned bits of wood and things
And made a dummy run by strings.

He sat alone for hours on end,
Conversing with his only friend
And found delight within the fact
That he controlled it's every act.
He told it how he never had
A chance, since all his luck was bad
Although he'd tried so to succeed -
The dummy nodded and agreed.

And how his journeys in romance
Had never given him a chance,
And wasn't it a crying shame
That he was always held to blame
When everyone knew, oh so well,
That life is but a living Hell,
Controlled by lust and power and greed?
The dummy nodded and agreed.

With patience that would rival saints,
That dummy sat through all complaints
And, with each little expert tug,
He'd droop his head or bow or shrug
And give some comfort to the man
Who held his lifelines in his hand
And helped to fill a lonely need
When he just nodded and agreed.

Senility increased with time
As did the old man's pantomime,
And feverish fingers pulled with glee
The dummy's dance of misery.
They never left each other's side
Until the day both stopped and died.
We found them lying, hand in hand,
The dummy - and his wooden friend.

My favorite inspirational and friendship sayings:

"Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it!"

" Life is 10 of what happens to me, and 90 of how i react to it." -John Maxwell

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow, don't walk behind me I may not lead, walk beside me and be my friend."

"Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, and guts. That's what little girls are made of; to heck with sugar and spice."- Bethany Hamilton

"Youy are not born a winner, you are not born a loser. You are what you make yourself to be." -Lou Holtz

RANDOM CRAP FOR THE RANDOMN PEEPS ( no not the candy) OF AMERICA AND CHINA AND ASIA AND ALL THE OTHER PLACES 2!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God made me pretty

AND WHAT THE He-double hockeysticks HAPPENED TO YOU! copy and paste this in your profile if you don't like a person and wanna tell it to there face!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you would be on eof the 8 laughing their butts off.

Copy and paste these things in your profiles if-

If you have evr fallen UP the stairs.

If you have ever pulled on a push door and vice versa.

If you have evr run into a wall while you were pacing.

If you have evr talked to yourself, caught yourself doing it and STILL continued to do so.

If you hate those preppy girls who think they are SO hot and gorgeous and they wont stop talking about themsleves.

If you have EVER bougght a COLD drink during the WINTER and drank it! ( did that the other day)

If you have a crush on an animated character...don't lie we know you all do...

If you have evr tried to slam a revolving door...(don't ask)

If you have evr grounded your friends...I mean seriously call them and say YOU"RE GROUNDED!

If you have ever been so completely bored you watched the same movie that came on tv over and over again until you could mouth the words...(I get bored easily)

AnD nOw My GoOd FrIeNdS i BiD yOu A dEw!!

WUV WIT AWW MWY HART
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