John is a recently graduated PhD student teaching his first class at the University of Colorado, Boulder. Sherlock is a college freshman who moved to the United States three years ago. John is happy to have such an enthusiastic student, but he's starting to wish Sherlock didn't come to *every single one* of his office hours. He's scaring off the other students. Johnlock college!AU.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

Five times John and Sherlock kissed for a case, and one time they kissed for real. Note that this is the non-explicit version of this fic. The explicit version (which has an additional chapter) can be found on my AO3 page (linked in my profile).

Sherlock can't sleep. It's been months, but his mind won't shut off. After nights of tossing and turning in his bed, he finally asks John to help. And not even the greatest mind in England could have foreseen the consequences. A Calabash and Drifta fic. Yes, we're finally resubmitting the old stories! Rated M for chapter two

Our story begins when Sherlock and John have a bit of a row over some handcuffs that ends in John, well, taking Sherlock's virginity. Contains vivid male nudity, unbridled sexual fantasy, and bickering during sex. You're welcome.

After Sherlock nearly drowns on a case and ends up with hypothermia, he and John are forced to contemplate what they really mean to each other.

There were three perfectly good reasons why John H. Watson rarely drank enough alcohol to actually become drunk. Unfortunately, this evening, he had managed to forget all of them. Sherlock isn't wearing nearly enough clothes for this to end tidily.

John is alone at Baker Street so he texts to Sherlock. Although Sherlock is interrogating someone he answers, not knowing what kind of game John plays with him. Then he finds out. M for language; SLASH; quite detailed; JohnXSherlock

Post Baskerville through after Reichenbach, charting the course of John and Sherlock's developing relationship, Sherlock's death, and their eventual reunion. Graphic sexual content, Johnlock all over the place. Depictions of unsafe sex/unhealthy sexual behaviour, references to drug use. NC-17.

COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Irene Adler has come back. John acts like he's fine with Sherlock going to see her, but he finds himself wary, nervous, maybe...jealous? John can't shake the idea that something is going on between the two of them, which shouldn't upset him, really, because he and Sherlock are just friends. Right. And he's...completely fine with that. Yes. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.

AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Sherlock loved being intimate with John, but 'intimate' didn't always mean 'sex'.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

A young army doctor spends a night in Paris with a gorgeous civilian and is reminded that there are other things to live for than war. Set in 1917 France, during World War One.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.

or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.

John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.

Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

When Sherlock told John he was married to his work, John didn't realize how literally Sherlock meant it. "We're not married. We're shagging. There's a clear distinction there, John, if you'd care to examine it further." S/J/L

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Sherlock has a request for his birthday involving John AND Lestrade. Threesome smuttery-that's all, no redeeming value at all. And I'm a bad collaborator. Most of the smuttery comes from your icequeen at LJ.

What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Sherlock catches some kind of heavy illness, but John stays with him during his suffering and helps him through it. Sherlock, of course, won't be ungrateful... John/Sherlock SLASH *smirk* Finished... for now...

Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

Sam loves a sleepy aroused Dean.

SSHPDM slash. The third law of motion does not apply to relationships. COMPLETE.

Harry invites Draco to stay with Harry and Snape, but Draco has reservations about intruding on the couple's life.

Harry is finally prepared to return to Privet Drive for another long summer of starvation but finds that Severus and Draco may be the ones to sate his hunger. Mentions past abuse. AU at beginning at end of 5th Year. Harry/Sev/Draco Yummies...

Inspired by a scene in the fic "Muggle Mondays". M for a reason kids. SS/HP/DM/RL. Don't like, don't read. PWP

Sam and Dean's feelings come to a head a year before Sam leaves for college. They struggle with the implications and complications of their relationship, but no matter where they go or what they do, it's impossible to forget. WARNING: WINCEST.

Au/OOC Harry is saved by Lucius in the graveyard but why did the spy risk him and his son to save the Golden Boy? Harry will learn he needs the aid of Lucius and Severus if he is ever going to learn the magic needed to win. HP/LM/SS warn child ab. mpreg

Lately it's been nothing but arguments and uncomfortable bouts of silence. Dean's hiding something and Sam's determined to find out what.

//Wincest. Slightly AU// Dean couldn't deal with Sam at college. For months he tried not to call that number, knowing what would happen. Maybe he should have just grown some balls. //slash. sex. brothers loving. don't yell at me//

Sequel fic to 'Student Teacher Relations' Dean/Sam. Sam's a doctor and a very busy man it seems as though his work is taking him further and further away from Dean. Why is Sam seemingly sabotaging his own relationship? Is the damage beyond repair?

One hundred and eighty-three days and everything has changed. HxD, DxS, HxS, HxDxS. Threesome, non-con, hurt/comfort

Set in Season 3 right after House punches Chase in the face. Wilson pushes House to make things right with Chase and when House confronts the young man at his apartment he discovers a blue and white guitar and finds that his youngest duckling is more inte

Draco and Severus are happily in love. When Harry, who is in love with both of them, gets stranded in the house with them during a blizzard something is bound to happen. mpreg. threesome. HPDMSS. MMM. slash. Newly edited!

AU Sam's an innocent popular high school student and Dean's the sexy new assistant basketball coach, will Sam fall for golden skin, freckles and pouty lips? SamDean Disclaimer: i do not own characters bla bla woof woof

Set after Harry's 7th year, omits HPB and DH. Harry and Severus are forced to marry each other in order to defy Voldemort. Times become even darker for the two wizards...but is there still hope in spite of all? Completed!

Harry gets drunk and sleeps with the man he has lusted after for 2 years, at the Graduation Ball. What will be the consequences? And what does it have to do with Sirius and Remus? Warnings inside. #-STORY IN-PROGRESS-#

Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he's three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.

When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.

Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE

Rewritten lovelings. After a botched spell Harry finds himself with a tail and a set of cat ears. What happens when he finds himself bonded with none other than Severus Snape? HPSS, Slashy yumyums, possible mpreg, it depends on my mood.

An incident with Polyjuice leaves Harry carrying Severus Snape's child, even though the real Snape has never touched him. What will he do? Mpreg. Repost.

Whan a potion accident allows Harry to feel the emotions of others around him, he has to cope with being unable to touch anyone but Severus Snape. What's a Boy to do when feelings are added to the mix?

Slash - Harry/Severus - Harry lands himself as being seen as a female by everybody else but Severus, all because of Dumbledore. Complete.

[Saw] Scarred them for life, yes. But did he also help them?...What do you take for granted now, Doctor? Slash, malexmale romance. Ya' been warned