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Joined 10-17-07, id: 1400855, Profile Updated: 07-22-08
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.

Name: Lara san. Why? My friend (Rei) decided that suited me... kinda the Jap version of my real name too

Age: Old enough

Books: Twilight series, Maximum Ride series, Inheritance series, Harry Potter series. Sisterhood of Traveling Pants series. Dancing in my Nuddy pants... think thats it

Movies: Pie production movies (Made by my bro') PotC, Lion King, Treasure Planet, Sweeney Todd, Catwoman, Confessions of a teenage drama queen, the incredibles, School of rock, Nightmare before Xmas, Pickle Six, Number six, Howls moving Castle

Favorite Color: Green

Afraid of: Matoi, Mika, and a few other ugly j-rockers I'm too terrified to mention.. oh, and Kaoru's beard!

Most treasured possession in the world: My Bass Guitar, My straightener and oh yeah, my cell phone!

Music: Miyavi, Dir en Grey parodies, In Dread Response, Alice Nine, An Cafe, Phantasmagoria, Lolita23q, 12012, Muse, The GazettE, and Versailles, Mindless Self Indulgence, The TraX, Retrer En Soi, D'espairsRay, Attic, NEWS, DBSK, Dio, Eve, Gackt, Kaya, The Medic Droid, Moi Dix Mois. Heh pretty much all Visual K

If you think I'm emo, go listen to Jun's solo project Attic, then get back to me =-=

SOY MILK IS DEAD
Sorry Shou n_n

Cheese IS power

Oh, and if you want to know anything, JUST ASK! n_n;;

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Come to the dark side. We have YAOI!

I agree with the dictionary. books before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

PRESS alt+F4... Its awesome

"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."

I have super powers! i just don't wanna show you...

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot"

"Lifes Tough, get a helmet!"

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"In weight lifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man...I could be eating a slow learner."

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

"Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere -- if you wear a button, someone's liable to push it."

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep."

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Self Inflicted Wounds by mchriste22 reviews
Spoilers thru 2:22-As I Lay Dying. "If I had chosen differently, I never would have met you." Elena chose to kiss Damon. Stefan chose human blood. Katherine chose redemption. Damon chose to confess. These choices change everything. D/E, S/K.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 182,372 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Awaken My Love by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah has nightmares after her return. Only Jareth can keep them away, which leads to interesting sleeping arrangments. He teaches her how to grow up, she makes friends with secrets of their own... High school was never like this!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,490 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Cheater by Wolfish Oro reviews
Three very short stories on how Jareth, conceivably, might twist words to suit his meaning. All unrelated except for the theme...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Complicated by Stacy Vorosco reviews
Instead of returning to the Aboveground, Sarah remains in the Underground with Jareth as friends only. One day, when visiting the Aboveground, Sarah runs into a man and goes on a date with him. When she returns, Jareth is a whole new person. What happened
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,866 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Thy Bog Overfloweth by Wolfish Oro reviews
A rather unfortunate and unusual event forces Jareth to reside with Sarah for a time... Unbeknownst to him, people are plotting behind his back, and Sarah is in on it... Entirely humor, same story, new summary. COMPLETE. sobs
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,173 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Devil Does Exist by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah's had three blissfully normal years. Three years without having to see the Lord of the Labyrinth. Unfortunately, Jareth reappears in her life as Professor J King, and he's got some incriminating pictures of our heroine. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,061 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Chapters of Life by idnh-azuresky reviews
You know who I am," it read. "On your eighteenth birthday, the day you've hopefully finished this book, call me... if you wish to." Sarah's wishes are no longer what they used to be - but do they still involve the same certain goblin king?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,810 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Dangers Untold by Code Green reviews
Sarah is once again whisked away to the Labyrinth, this time to befriend and assist the new queen of the Goblin City. Jareth will stop at nothing to reclaim his kingdom and humiliate his sworn enemy, never thinking that he may just fall in love with her.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,667 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
What The Goblin King Does Not Do by Shadow-D'hampyr reviews
In a certain room, hidden from view of any but one man, was a room. A musty, comfortable room. A room filled with literature, novels, histories, and accounts. Contained in this room is a book of singular importance, the book that's never finished.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
The Mating of the Wersh by alohakaoha reviews
Remus challenges Sirius into being unable to date, snog, frisk or shag any girl until James can get Lily to go out with him. What happens? Hilarity ensues as Sirius tries to fight his urges. Marauder era. SBOC, JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,084 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Window Of Opportunity by Artemisdesari reviews
Jareth gives Sarah and gift and eight years later an accident prompts her to do the one thing she never thought she would. Jareth takes her but is still angry, what will he do and how will Sarah cope with her new position? Rated to be safe. Now COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,241 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
The New Girl by hunni07 reviews
Sirius Black! Back way back in his seventh year! HE and the other marauders meet Faylinn, with the pink hair and mischevious attitude. I've been told it's cute and funny so check it out plze! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,952 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Breaking Dawn Quotes of The Day reviews
I was reading the quotes of the day, and in my mind started coming up with different situations. so, I decided to write them down! Most should be out today or tomorrow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008
Isla de Cambio reviews
Whats this? Jacks latest adventure with Will and Elizabeth brings a disaster. Or is it? The mysterious Isla de Cambio flips the three back through time. Jack becomes the governors son, Elizabeth the Blacksmiths daughter and Will the pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008