Greetings, humans: I am here because I am somewhat like the majority of you, a person with obsessive fandoms. At the moment, I do not know exactly what to write, because whenever there is a space that says "bio" or "profile," I just ask myself: "What kind of person am I?" or "How do I know that I am this way?" I should really take the time to ponder the inner reaches of my personality and soul, but I live by a rule that clearly states: "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

I'm on deviantART at:

Here's a list of my fandoms (there aren't very many): Pokemon, Black Butler, Rwby, Super Mario Galaxy/Sunshine/64, Spirited Away/Howl's Moving Castle

To appease the gods of puns, here are some Nicholas Cage jokes in alphabetical order:

If Nicholas Cage were wine, he'd be Nicholas Aged.

If Nicholas Cage were a bad actor, He'd be Nicholas Cage.

If Nicholas Cage had earrings, he'd be Nicholas Gage.

If Nicholas Cage were a wizard, he'd be Nicholas Mage.

If Nicholas Cage were in theater, he'd be Nicholas On stage.

If Nicholas Cage were in a book, he'd be Nicholas Page.

If Nicholas Cage were really angry, he'd be Nicolas Rage.

If Nicholas Cage were an herb, he'd be Nicholas Sage.

If Nicholas Cage worked at McDonalds, he'd be Nicholas Minimum Wage.

Although most of these puns are not mine, we can all appreciate a little humor in life!

Thank you for spending the time to learn about me,

unicorn-chicken