Ummm...Hi? I'm Hunter, 15 and a girl despite the motherfucking boy-ish name that was bestowed upon me. I tend to overshare, and if I write a lot of stories on here you'll probably get a lot of excuses as to why updates (once I finally graduate to chapter fics) are late. My main reasons will probably be manwhore friends or drugs because...yeah, I'm fucked up. I like a lot of twisted shit, serial killers, fandoms and ships that are doomed to sink. I think I'm a good writer? The first time my mother found something I wrote when I was about 12 years old-the title was "Murder Mystery" which should tell you everything you need to know about what kind of kid I was- she thought I copied it out of a book I'd read, soooo...that's a compliment? I think? As you can probably tell, I swear, A LOT, and I'm a fucking grammar Nazi, with, surprise surprise, dozens of tiny little OCD's and various mental issues. If, during any of my (A/N)'s there's writing in parentheses that's my schizophrenia putting its two goddamn cents in, I apologize in advance I'll try to keep it out.

I am probably the most freedom loving person. I'm pro choice, pro equality, pro death sentence, against gun control, semi against the government. If you really want to debate religion or politics, go ahead and pm me, I'm warning you right now I have immensely firm stances and if you can actually manage to change my views on swomething (particularly god or religion) then I will tip my fucking hat to you because that's an enormous accomplishment, considering how stubborn I am.

Top 5 Favorite Shows:

1. Doctor Who

2. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

3. South Park

4. Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler

5. Fullmetal Alchemist

Top 5 Favorite Bands:

1. Hollywood Undead

2. Sick Puppies

3. The Blackout

4. Three Days Grace

5. We Butter our Bread with Butter

Top 5 Favorite Artists:

1. Eminem

2. Marilyn Manson

3. Bo Burnham

4. Royce Da 5"9

5. Dr. Dre

Top 5 Favorite Ships:

1. Vlanny (DannyxVlad) Danny Phantom

2. Creek (CraigxTweek) South Park

3. Cramien (CristophexDamien) South Park

4. Fluttermac (FluttershyxBig Mac) MLP: FIM

5. Denny (DamienxKenny) South Park

Favorite Quotes From...Everywhere and Everyone:

"Eeny, meeny, miney, show me your tits." -My friend upon introducing him to someone

"Mother of SHANNON!" -Common saying among my group of friends

"I have the solution to life. Fuck the people who hate you. Wait, don't actually fuck them, like, flick them off. Fuck them, but don't actually fuck them." -Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides

"At this point, I have a request for our fans. If, in any way you hate homosexuals, a person of color, or woman, do this one favor for us. Leave us the fuck alone! Don't come to our concerts and don't buy our records." -Kurt Cobain R.I.P

"Keep listening to music, because it gets you through everything, I promise." Mitch Lucker R.I.P

"Titty sprinkles." -Morgan Freeman

"I'll be coming home, just to be alone! Cuz I know that you're not there, and I know that you won't care!" -Home by Three Days Grace

"I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You're not afraid. You're an asshole." -Morgan Freeman