ATTENTION EARTHLINGS!

It's official! I've posted, making my hiatus finished and over with! (Confetti cannon). I'd love to thank all the people who waited like, three months for me to get over my little funk. Now that it's done, I'll be updating irregularly. So... pretty much whenenver I finish it. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Eternally Ebony

Fandoms:

Penguins of Madagascar- An animated cartoon series featuring four penguins (Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private) as they try to keep control in a zoo that also hosts three lemurs (Julian, Maurice and Mort). Also joining them are Marlene, the chimps (Phil and Mason), and multiple others. Now including official antagonist, Dr. Blowhole!

Invader Zim- An animated cartoon series about an incompetent alien invader (Zim) who is trying to destroy/take over the Earth. Fighting for Earth's freedom is Dib, a boy who is constantly ridiculed for his belief in the supernatural (and big head), and sometimes Gaz, an apathetic girl who apparently hates everyone. And when they clash, the results aren't pretty... but they sure are comical.

Tales of Vesperia- A video game featuring Yuri Lowell, a former knight from the Lower Quarter, as he pursues a Blastia Core thief, which leads to something even more serious. Joining him are Estelle, a noble, Repede, his trusted dog companion, Karol, a member of the anti-monster guild, 'Hunting Blades', Rita, a mage from Aspio and infamous Blastia researcher, Raven, a high-ranked member of the lead guild, 'Altosk', and Judith, a mysterious Krityan. They clash with multiple others as they go on a quest that changes the world itself...

Stories:

Dreamcatcher (Complete)- After an accident involving Gir and waffles, Zim is able to see the future in his dreams... and that's the least of his problems. Irkens are mysteriously found mangled on the Massive, and a certain big-headed stowaway doesn't help things at all... ZaDr. (12 chapters, sequel pending)

Little Misguided Ghost (Complete)- One night, Private vanishes without a trace. Skipper, trying to figure out why, stumbles upon a CD... three-shot. (3 chapters)

Follow Me Down (Complete)- Based off of Alice in Wonderland. Zim follows the White Rabbit into Wonderland, and becomes a prisoner of the Red Queen! Now, it's up to Dib to save both him and Wonderland... intended ZaDf. (Eighteen Chapters)

The Heist (Complete)- When Marlene hears the penguins have fudge ice cream, she and Julian plan a break-in... one-shot, Julene, and probably not that good. Oh well. (1 chapter)

Do Your Worst! (Complete)- A short story to recover from my week-long break. Any summary would give up the story. One shot. (1 Chapter)

A Creepy Doll (Complete)- Ten years after Zim dies, someone new moves into his house. But when Dib had cleaned it out, he could never find one important part of Zim's alien technology... (1 chapter)

Pigment (Complete)- After an experiement, something about Private changes. Skipper thinks it's nice. (1 chapter)

Strange, aren't we? (In-progress)- AU. Their odd relationship began with snowballs. Possible ZaDr in future chapters. (Chapters pending)

The Reason Why (Complete)- When Marlene asks Kowalski, Rico, and Private why they stick around, each gives her a story to explain why they stay with Skipper. Unbeknown to them, Marlene isn't the only one listening... multi-chapter, no pairings. (5 chapters)

Authoress Chronicles: Exert (Complete)- Re-uploaded due to error. An exert from the daily tales of a slightly insane authoress, the subjects of her written work, and her less than caring friends. (1 chapter)

What We Could Have Been (Complete)- Too hot to do anything else, Zim and Dib force themselves to act 'normal'. By the end of the day, Zim realizes something. Too bad humans are so stupid... ZaDf, one-shot. (1 chapter, possible sequel)

Devil's Arms (Complete)- One of Darla's ladies asks the penguins, lemurs, and Marlene to collect a group of weapons called 'Devil's Arms'. Enamored by the promise of power, they agree, but something just isn't right here... multichapter. No pairings. (10 chapters planned)

Remembered (Complete)- In-game AU. A year after the Adephagos was defeated, Brave Vesperia and friends gather at the Blade Drifts to remember. And for one, to heal. (1 chapter, possible side-story)

Judith's Pointy Ears (Complete)- An after-battle conversation I found comical. Drabble. (One Chapter)

Voodoo! The Tale of Vince and Skipper (In-Progress)- In New Orleans for a few weeks, the team is captured by a crazy wanna-be magician named Kosmo the Inscrutable. It's up to Skipper, along with a new, very unexpected ally, to save them and stop Kosmo! (Chapters Pending)

Crystalline Hearts (Complete)- "I never gave you my heart! You stole it!" One-shot. Purposely vague. (One Chapter)

Vesperian Symhonia (In-Progress)- One moment, Yuri Lowell was sleeping soundly in the Lower Quarter... the next, he finds himself forced into yet another adventure. Only this one may not be as simple as it seems. ToV characters as ToS ones. Rated T for Tales. (Multi-Chapter; might delete)

Penguins Versus the Mary-Sue! (Complete)- JOKE STORY! DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY! A new penguin arrives at the zoo. Little does anyone know, she has a plan of EVIL! up her sleeve... except she doesn't have sleeves... you know what I mean! Contains Julian/Marlene (One Chapter)

A Family Affair (In-Progress)- With Skipper and Kowalski away on a Special Training Mission, Rico is left to watch Private. That wouldn't be so bad if Private's father hadn't shown up, trying to use Penguin Law to claim his son... (Chapters Pending)

Back to Mt. Temza (Complete)- A change of events at Temza causes Nan to seek Karol's forgiveness. Karol might not be so willing. One-sided Karol/Nan. Implied Yuri/Karol, but it's really just Yuri being an overprotective bastard. (One Chapter)

Uh, I'll write more if I think of anything. =P