Hello everyone. I'm Clandestroe Nerd but you can call me Misty. I am an 18 year old girl who is about to enter college in a few days. Yeah!

Favorite Book(s)/series: Band of Brothers, Dark-Hunter series, Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell series, The Dresden Files, The Vampire files

Favorite Movies: Band of Brothers mini series (I think this counts as a movie), The Great Mouse Detective, all Mel Brooks movies, The Dark Knight, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, National Treasure 1 & 2

Favorite TV Shows: Eureka, Ghost Hunters, GHI, Monty Python, Blackadder, Black Books, Hotel Babylon, Top Gear, Being Human, Haven, Covert Affairs, Father Ted, The Dresden Files, Hogan's Hereos, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, LOST

Favorite Bands: Apocalyptica, Five Finger Death Punch, Skillet, Flogging Molly, MCR, AFI, MUSE, Panic! at the Disco, 30 Seconds to Mars, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, The Used, Karnivool, Bon Jovi, The Clash, The Young Dubliners, Scottish Mayhem

My Favorite Quotes:

Soap: OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Soap: Oh, you assume, do you? And what did I say about assumptions being the brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid!
...Soap: Well, brother, mother, or any other sucker! It don't make any difference.

Eddie: Right. Er, good thinking, Soap. Well done.
Soap: I brought weapons as well.
Eddie: What do you mean, weapons?
Soap: [pulls a bundle from his coat and unrolls it, revealing large knives] These.
Eddie: Jesus! [grabs the bundle and rerolls it] Let's keep 'em covered up, eh? Couldn't you get anything bigger?
Soap: [pulls a big ass machete from his trousers] What, like that? What d'you think?
Eddie: … I think you need help.

Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Perconte: This ain't spaghetti. This is Army noodles with ketchup.

Ken Webb: Have a lot of you guys been injured?
Sgt. Martin: It's called "wounded," Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something.

George Luz: [imitating Major Horton] Does a wild bear crap in the woods, son?

Father Jack Hackett: FECK OFF, CUP!

Father Jack Hackett: I love my brick!

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

10 Facts About Myself:

1: I am completely obsessed with Band of Brothers, to the point that I am banned from recording it on the tv whenever it comes on. (I will record it on Sept. 5 when it comes on)

2: To clear up why I am banned from recording it, I unfortunately have OCD, OCPD, and borderline ADD. All of which I have been to a doctor and diagnosed with, except OCPD which I just found out.

3:I LOVE to read! I have about 300-ish books in paper back /hard back in my room alone. (I have two book cases stacked full and I have no room for another)

4: Military brat to the core. My dad is currently stationed at Ft. Campbell and I have had the liberty of seeing the 506 headquarter's on two occasions, while driving by to my dad's workplace via the long route.

5: Since I'm military oriented, I graduated as a 1st Lieutenant at my high school's JROTC program. ( I was HQ's XO by the end of my senior year.)

6: I was on the Raider team in high school for two years. I would have done it for 4 but I was in the marching band for my first two years and the director was an asshole.

7: I am 4' 10'' and the smallest person in my family.

8: I am on a National Flyball Dream Team called Dash Hounds. (I'm the boxloader). here's the link to the video of our first competition as a Dream Team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVUGv605rc

9: I like to draw freestyle pictures when I'm in the mood. The only thing I can't draw are people.

10: Nov 21, 09. I got hit in the face with a drill rifle by a 6 foot tall freshman who wasn't suppose to be spinning his rifle. Now I have a nice scar in the middle of my forehead and a wonderful story to tell my future children.