Hey guys!! My name is Jessica and I love to wright.

My favorite tv show is Reba, she is also my favorite singer.

My favorite Reba lines

Barbra Jean: The Clowns here!

Reba:Yeah we know, but who's the guy in the rainbow wig?

Reba: Your party ideas are stupid, they didn't let you into clown college 'cause your too big to fit into the car, and I sing way better than you!

Barbra Jean: There's my Reba rubbaroo

Reba: If you call me that again,I'm gonna slap the blonde right off of ya

Reba: Would you like some gravy?

Santa Clause: You make it?

Reba: I sure did

SantaClause: Nope

Reba,Van,and Cheyanne walk into food stamp place

Reba: Look these food stamps were a bad idea, I'm taking care of everybody just fine, so if you could just take them off your

list,we'll be on our way.

Woman at desk; Ahh the proud mother, I understand.

Van: She won't even let me rent out my handicapped parking pass for extra dough. Knock Knock, who's there? Opprotunity that's who!

Reba: Charity is not for us. Tippy, tappy

Woman: I know what your going through, this whole process is a bit embarrassing. Don't worry, we'll handle it.

Reba: (sighs) finally, thank you

Woman: How many dependents do you have?

Reba: Mmmm, 5 I guess,counting the baby

Woman:Any source of income?

Reba:Not at the moment.

Woman: Do you have any drug or alchohol addiction?

Reba: No just an occasional glass of wine...Hey wait a minute what are you doing?!

Woman; Putting you on assistance. Are you at the same address as your daughter?

Reba: (Turns to Cheyenne and Van) Cheyenne why don't you and Van go have a seat.( Turns to woman) Now you listen to me. I don't need aid, I don't want aid!

Woman: Ahhh, I know your type. All your life you've looked down on those who need help and now that your one of them, you can't admit it.

Reba: I'm not one of them! I am getting a job!

Woman: Oh you have a job lined up?

Reba: No, not...not exactly...but I want one!

Woman: Oh, I see, your the one who wants a job. (Turns to other people in waiting room and yells) Hey everybody! This is the woman who wants a job!

Reba: Cut it out! I'm going to work! I'm the type of person who works for her money!

Woman: Not like all these other lazy good for nothings, who just want to lay around and cash a check(Turns back to other people and yells) Hey everybody! No checks today your too lazy!!(Turns back to Reba)

Reba: Your twisting my words! (Takes in deep breath) What I mean is, I still have options, they don't.

Woman: Right.Because they're big losers who have failed. (Turns to other people again and yells) Hey everybody!..

Reba:Stop that! That's not what I'm saying!

Woman:Then what are you saying?

Reba: (Takes in deep breath) We are the type...Those who...The kind of...

Woman:The kind of scum who take hand outs?

Reba: (Turns to people in room and yells) Hey everybody! She just called ya'll scums!!

Woman: You know, thanks to people like you these people feel awful.

Reba: Well, they souldn't. If someones life has come to that, there's absolutely no shame in taking help. I believe that with all my heart.

Woman:Finally.Same address?

Reba: (Sighs) same address.