
Name - begins with a S and ends in a H. Now its time for you to guess...
Im SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
Im EMO so I MUST cut myself
Im Black so I MUST carry a gun
Im BLONDE so I MUST be stupid
Im JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
Im HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
Im ASIAN so I MUST be a genius
Im JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
Im GAY so I MUST have AIDS
Im a LESBIAN so I MUST be butch
Im ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch
Im CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell
Im a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to Hell
Im ATHIEST so i MUST hate the world
I HAVE NO RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
Im a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants
Im IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut
Im RICH so I MUST be conceited
Im NOT a VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
Im a TEENAGE MOTHER so I MUST be irresponsible
I HAVE/HAD GOOD GRADES so I MUST have no social life
Im into MUSICALS so I MUST be homosexual
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be sleeping with them all
Im a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
Im GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAY people so I MUST be gay too
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im a girl who ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
Im SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
Im BISEXUAL so I MUST think everyone i see is hot
Im INTELLIGENT so I MUST be a loser
Im a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and hate all men
Im ENGLISH so I MUST either be posh or cockney, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth (my teeth are very clean thank you)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a hippy
I like READING so I MUST be a loner
I CRY EASILY so I MUST be a wimp
I don't like talking about my PERSONAL life so I MUST be having problems
Im a GOOD LIAR so I MUST be a good actor/actress
Im a MUSICIAN so I MUST be doing nothing with my life
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden
everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours
to get dressed but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm
even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13.The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say
'I love you'
18. Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet
regardless if you love them, hate them,
wish they would die or know that you would die
without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million
reasons, No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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