![]() Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon. DO NOT READ BELOW IF YOU ARE PARANOID ABOUT GHOSTS. IF YOUR NOT, then go right ahead. -This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me! This is a true document: Normal people: Hear a shriek and ignore it How To Train Your Dragon Fans: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!" Normal people: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" HTTYD fans: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did) Normal people: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon HTTYD fans: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield! Normal people: when chased will call out for anyone to help HTTYD fans: Will call out for their dragon. Normal people: don't know the stats for the different dragons HTTYD fans: Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs) Normal people: What in God's name?! HTTYD fans: What in Thor's name?! Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know. HTTYD fans: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it. Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all. HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have. Normal people: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!) Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work HTTYD fans: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work Normal people: don't REALLY care when the second movie is realeast. HTTYD fans: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) Normal people: will give whatever they can to people as gifts HTTYD fans: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone. Normal people: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. HTTYD fans: will say, "You've got to stop all...this." Normal people: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?" HTTYD fans: *dreamily* "Astrid..." Normal people: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!" HTTYD fans: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..." Normal people: will 'keep calm and carry on' HTTYD fans: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2' Normal people: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle HTTYD fans: will never use anything bone-like. EVER! Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle. Normal people: wisest quote - 'learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to note stop questioning' - Albert Einstein HTTYD fans: 'if you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch Normal people: will ignore this HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;) - RandyCunningham IsTheCheese 1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes |
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