What if, during Harry's fight with Quirrellmort for the Philosopher's Stone, the Orb of Agamotto notified the Sorcerer Supreme of something in Scotland that required his attention? AU pretty quickly, slight Dumbledore-bashing. Please review!

Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

Danny found and brought home a homeless boy named Phantom. What he didn't know was that the boy was a starved incubus. Phantom wasn't born as an incubus, THEY made him one! So he can't control his urges. Not only that. While Danny and Phantoms feelings for each other are growing, people are looking for Phantom. Can their love for each other fight through it? -Pitch Pearl- DPxDF

After a year in hiding with wizards, Dudley Dursley isn't the same thug he was when he used to beat up kids on the playground. He's a world champion boxer now, and his life has its own rhythm. But the beautiful French girl at the club throws that rhythm off. Then Harry Potter reappears in his life, and Dudley has to face the world that he had tried so hard to forget.

Lacey was raised with the Malfoy's and is the cock-throb of Hogwarts. Every boy wants a taste, and she is willing to dangle it in their faces. Join her on her sexy escapades around Hogwarts and find out what trouble (and pleasure) awaits her.

Brians ready he's ready to put a gun to his mouth. And let his brains fly out the back. But find out what Stewie does to talk him out of it. And how much fun he propose the two have with this plan. Lots of sex and fucked up stuff don't read if you can't handle it! Rated MA.

Harry arrives back for his eighth year ready to tackle anything that is thrown at him. To his surprise, what is thrown at him is a gay porn mag with Snape as the centrefold. Smut and sex warning. SS/HP. Snarry-A-Thron 2017

(Post 3x18). Barry leaves to find and save Caitlin, but when he finds her in an abandoned workshop,he learns that not only did she become Killer Frost, but she also became a slut who was craving some sex.When Barry denies her this, she figures there's only one way to get what she wants- she'll have to rape him, but it soon turns into a smutty love story when they somehow get drunk.

Winner of the Make Up Quickies Award for the Romione Quickiefest on Tumblr. Ron is furious that Hermione had a night with Viktor Krum, and he is planning on doing something about it. Rated for language and smut. RW/HG READ AND REVIEW!

Sequel to 'Mione and Lucius'.

Oneshot, PWP, fluff and smut. Draco and Hermione are getting ready for baby James' ceremony, but whatever else could they be up to? M for mature content and language.

Prompt by Wheelie91- Bellatrix chloroforms Hermione and then, when she wakes up, they have sex for three hours. Yep sooo this is basically sex between two women, not much of a plot. Oneshot.

When Marge teaches Bart how to fuck, he cannot stop, and goes round Springfield pleasuring all the women!

Lisa has always loved her brother despite the choices he has made in his life but because of the recent distance between them relationship wise, she is not sure how to show her love anymore. Warning, incest. If this idea does not appeal to you then I would not bother reading this. I do not own any of the simpson characters.

"Fuck me right here." Kyle licked the shell of Cartman's ear then bit the lobe. He slide his hand down the large boys chest then grabbed his crotch massaging his cock through his jeans. Kyle and Cartman having sex at Starks pond. Thats it really. Just porn. Insecure chubby Kyle.

After their daughter opens their eyes to their prejudices, a married couple is able to admit to themselves and each other what those prejudices were concealing. This is the story of where that admission starts to take them.

It's every prince's dream wish. A harem for his birthday. When King James and Queen Lily gift their son, Harry, with a harem he was embarrassed. When they kissed for the first time he was aroused. It wasn't until he got to know them that he began to think that this was a bad idea. What do you get when you have seven men fighting over one delectable prince? A Harem Full of Trouble.

molly tries her best in life but soon things force her to harden and make plans this is my first try writing a story,so be kind i do not own Harry Potter (abandoned for now)

Petunia/Minerva

Draco's simple desire for happiness changes Harry's life. Contains: Incubus!Draco, Host!Harry, Protective!Slytherins, Supportive!Ron. Please read the warnings before proceeding.

[UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE CH 20 FOR DETAILS] The World of Wizards is autonomous to the World of Muggles, except in one case, The Crown. AU Harry/? not OC Political!Semi-super!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbles, Founders involved Happens right after "Order"

Voldemort couldn't have picked a worse time to return. Between preparing for the long-awaited ambassadors, a manipulative headmaster after Sirius, and Hermione's parents threatening to withdraw her from Hogwarts, Harry had enough on his plate already. Good thing his friends are always there for him. Book 5 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.

Naruto has just come home after being away six years and already his teem are being sent on a new mission. Yet Naruto can't refuse as his only living family member is now in trouble. He gets stuck working with his old team and his lover that they had no clue about. the mystery slowly unravels as they are stuck at Hogwarts. KyuuNaru, smart/ANBU Naruto, teacher Naruto! MPREG! Slash

It's been two years since the final battle of Hogwarts when Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville are called to see Professor McGonagall, who has the ways and means to send the foursome back and inform a select group of people what's to come and how to prevent it. A, They read the books story. Rated for language.

A short story about what the boys of Gryffindor House got up to in those many nights they spend together in their dorm room at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Severitus/Drarry. When a badly abused Harry is rescued, it falls to a snarky potions professor and an arrogant Slytherin to reach him. A new mentor and a cunning love interest team up to reach our Golden boy. Warn slash/molestation. Some Weasley and Albus bashing.

Forces of nature collide when Percy and Jason's rivalry heats up and finally reaches a climax (in more ways than one;) Slash. One-shot. Percy X Jason.

Multi-chapter story. Videl has unrequited feelings for Chichi, only to find out that the other woman does care for her in more ways than one. Contains yuri. Pre-Buu saga Also contains other yuri based pairings.

Three-shot. After being captured by the Snatchers, Hermione finds out just how twisted the Black sisters can be. Blackcest in Chapter 2/3.

Though, Hermione won't admit it, she has grown to like Draco ever he became her roommate. However, Hermione is tired of Draco's player ways and decides to invite Harry over as a guest to make Draco jealous.

James frowned, "Ugh, fine. What potion is it?" He stood next to Remus and glared at Snape. "What does this potion do?" James asked and Snape smirked, "Keeps him human during the full moon. Side effects may be headaches, sore throat or," He chuckled darkly, "Increased libido."

Lassiter is in a burgeoning relationship with Shawn and Gus, trying to find where he fits in with the dynamic duo. What do jellybeans, an innocent chocolate bunny, peeps and a microwave have to do with anything? Everything. (Slash...in case it wasn't overly obvious in the main part of the summary)

When Naruto's inner animal goes into heat, his instincts take over and he ends up taking Sasuke back to his bedroom to claim him as his mate. And who's to say Sasuke had any problem with this? (NaruSasu, a birthday fic for our beloved Naruto! OOC for both characters)

Everyone loved Draco Malfoy, but his heart belonged to only one. Story title and plot inspired by Billy Joel for his song, "Everybody Loves You Now."

What happens between a pupil and his sensei one starlit night? Read and find out! :P Rated M for a reason YAOI! :D

This is an adult's version of the well known fairy tale. Ruby and the big bad wolf.

The public has not seen Harry Potter since the end of the War. Where has he gone and who is this mystery woman Draco Malfoy finds so intriguing? Main Pairing:DMHP. NOTfemHP.

haha...i like this title. Basically, Harry get's initiated when he comes of age.

Cody hurt his back and Zack gives him a massage in several...personal...places. Twincest! Very short oneshot..Get's very into it, very quickly...Crappy ending

The things Draco wouldn't do to get in Harry's bed. H/D.

Hagrid finds his relationship with Poppy is lacking sexually, so he goes in search of some rowdy fun in Knockturn Alley.

Naruto with Ramen equals a happy Naruto. Naruto without ramen equals a destablization of his metabolism and a surplus of energy which is tranferred into the form of sexual hormones causing him to-...Wait, what! Yaoi, SasuNaru, NejiNaru, KibaNaru

Time-turners and age potions shouldn't be mixed, Harry accidently finds out. His luck holds steady, though, and he finds both love and pain in the strangest of times. HPAD, slash, character death

The Weasley brothers introduce sex to each one in turn.

A GaaxNaru twoshot.Yaoiboy loves boy Don't like don't read.First chapy sex in a photobooth in the mall.Second chapy threesome with GaaxSasuxNaru with bondage,forplaywhip cream,strawberri,cherri,chocolate,and yaoi.

AN EROTIC VIDEO, A STUNNED HARRY, AND A SHY BUT WILLING HERMIONE. Part two ready, will only post on request.......Only suitable for 18 yrs or older...........Mostly sexual content.............