私はノーネームの少女午前.

I am the Girl With No Name.

I am the words that are never spoken, the sounds that are never heard. I am the shadow in the corner in your eye, the dark secrets that make up everyone, whether or not they choose to admit it. I am the herald of the horrors of humanity.

Hey, is that a sandwich? I love sandwiches! Gimme gimme gimme! Or I'll tear out your heart and eat it instead!

Err... let's keep moving, shall we?

W H A T I DO :

I write fanfictions, doodle, blow stuff up, and scare children. And I Role-Play.

W H A T I K N O W & L O V E :

Doctor Who, Chronicles of Riddick, Portal, World of Warcraft, Star Wars (anything and everything about it), Star Trek (ToS, TNG, DS9, V, and the movies), X-Men, Red vs Blue, Metroid, Halo, Sword of Truth series (BOOKS), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Eragon, Hiyao Miazaki Movies, InuYasha, Gundam 00, Blade, Marvel, DC, Galaxy Quest, Hellsing, Torchwood, Who's Line is It Anyway?, Robot Chicken, Noblesse, Tokyo Crazy Paradise, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Oresama Teacher, Firefly, Stargate, Lion King, Kingdom Hearts, World of WarcraftKOTOR, MAD, Avatar the Last Airbender

W H A T I K N O W & H A T E :

Twilight, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy (depends), Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber.

W H A T I D O N ' T K N O W A B O U T B U T I H A V E F A L L E N I N L O V E W I T H :

Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Scrubs

W H A T I D O N ' T K N O W A B O U T & W A N T T O K E E P I T T H A T W A Y :

Jersey Shore

Honestly, I don't know what else to put here.

So let's get along, shall we? Please don't run away. I know I'm crazy.

M Y F A V O R I T E T E R R I B L E X - O V E R F A N F I C T I O N G E N E R A T I O N S :

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Space Ghost and Chobits. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Hellsing. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and Thundercats. The story should use creepy internet fetishes as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!