Pretty. Much. Oddhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Hello my fellow friends/enemies or people who immediatly hate me for no reason. Yeah, so... i do watch ALOt of anime, but so far Naruto is my favorite. Maybe i might change my mind, but who knows? I used to LOVE SasuSaku, but im not not sure anymore. I only read SasuSaku if its AU and/or if it's really good. IF I READ ANOTHER DAMN HIGH SCHOOL FIC I WILL VOMIT!! I'm serious, I just hate them now!! I'm so sick of the 'bad boy' Sasuke and the 'good girl' Sakura and then you know the crap that happens next. All this retarted cliche crap. I loathe cliche. Grr. I'm starting to like NejiSaku. I used to hate this couple. I have always liked ItaSaku, SasoSaku, DeiSaku, and occasional SasuSaku and NaruSaku and i really dont care about the other couples, really. Insult me if you want, I'll just laugh at your stupidity. But generally, I'm a really nice person. I'm also an optimistic person, i see the glass half full, whereas my friends see the glass half empty. I get depressed kinda easily, like if the weather is bad, i feel sad and hopeless... think it's funny? Screw you. I tend to only see the good in people, which my mother says is going to be my downfall. Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances Were one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate. I'm an official Twilighter or Twi-hard, whatever we are called these days. Cause i'm a Edward fangirl. Edward is hot. I can imagine him...with his super strength, power to read minds, unimaginable beauty, his sparkling in the sun. Oh yeah. Edward must be the one hot vampire. In the movie that coming out about Twilight -fangirlish squeal- my favorite line that Edward says to Bella is, "Better hold on tight spidermonkey." I screamed when i heard his sexy accent. -dies- Stories i recommend: The sequel : Silver Lining by Cynchick (Note: Stories are rated M. So, if you aren't mature enuff then I suggest you dont read it.) Amazing stories, I must say. So, yeah... bye dudes x Duece. UPDATE JULY 17, O8: I'M BACK YAY! AND PROBABLY EVERYONE FORGOT WHAT MY DUMB STORY WAS ABOUT. :/ Eep! I luffs Shugo Chara! It's my new obsession, i haven't had one since Naruto. And Twilight . |
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Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
The Games We Play by imadecookies reviews
On a mission the boys fall prey to the seductions of their hormones. One night affairs soon prove too much for them to handle back home when their past actions catch up with them. NaruHina and SasuSaku. STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,318 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Open Your Eyes by Mistynia reviews
NaruSaku story. Sakura still thinks about Sasuke; she wants him to come home. But if she opens her eyes, she sees that there are more fish swimming in Konoha. No longer OneShot! Fluff ahead! R&R Please! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,116 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hate and love by Sakita reviews
-Itasaku- When Sakura, Naruto, Hinata and Shika are om their way home from a mission. They meet two of the Akatsuki. It all ends up with Sakura kidnapped. Wile Naruto&co are looking for her, Sakura somehow starts to have feeling for someone that she hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Smile of Warmth by Iluvwind reviews
Sakura's parents have died and Naruto has brought Sasuke back to Konoha. With Sasuke acting more forward with his emotions towards Sakura, will she miss the subtle hints that Naruto is slipping away? NaruSaku Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,987 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Kunai To His Almighty Ego and Heart by medstudent1026 reviews
Sasuke is suspicious about Naruto and Sakura... about Gaara and Sakura... and anything in between. The incessant thinking is hurting his ego and his icecold impenetrable heart... review pls?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Shut Up And Sleep With Me by BLunatic reviews
What she calls IT and what they call IT are two totally different things. “So, you do this to any worker who’s late?” SasuSaku/Sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Unexpected Betrayal by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
Sakura has had enough. She is tired of always being called weak, a burden, and useless. She decides to leave her home and joins Akatsuki. “It’s time I stood up on my own two feet. I will NOT be protected by you anymore!” Mainly SasuSaku. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shooting Stars by asterisque reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: The fiancee is too beautiful for words... “You want a WHAT?” “We need some time apart!” “This isn't a two month relationship! You can't just take a damn break!” ...But not arguments... Welcome to the life of Sasuke and Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,703 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Facts on Feminism by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has met his doom. Meet Haruno Sakura, one crazy woman who will make Sasuke's heart beat fast. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kyouko Means Strength by RomanceIsMyDoom reviews
She changes her name and herself, he comes back, she ignores him.....he won't stand for this. Love? Will they save each other from the darkness? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Bloopers! by Just a Mutt reviews
Just a bunch of random scenes with the Akatsuki and, erm... other people too, I guess. Warning : Author is clinically insane. Chapter 26 is up and the rating might change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,896 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Stick with me by shabaku reviews
When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,679 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Study of the Heart by teresa reviews
In an effort to become a better friend, Sai undertakes a study of love, not really understanding how difficult it could be, and how surprising.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,573 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Saint Michael’s Academy by Pumpkinhead1870 reviews
Saint Michael's Academy is a prestigous Catholic boarding school in Providence Rhode Island, which Sakura is forced into attending by her parents who have high hopes for her. No Lemons, but there will be the mention of adult themes, drugs, and alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,171 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Never Goodbye by ScatturedBraained reviews
I was a defect, a fluke. I wasn’t becoming a Vampire. I couldn't get past the first stage. It was so painful and I had been going through it for weeks. Edward couldn’t cure this with love or hugs, no matter how hard he tried. The Volturi, however...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Answering Machines by Inuzukagirl77 reviews
SO if you ever wonder what is on your favorite Naruto character's answering machine? Then this is your kind of story! Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
WANTED: A Sexy Fool For 30 Days by asterisque reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: Meet the Uchihas! But, NO WAY they'll approve of Sasuke's flaunty lover Karin. So why not hire someone to act like a fool and make them think anyone else, even Karin, would be more acceptable? Enter SAKURA! The dorky pretend girlfriend..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Slam Dunk by Blob the Blob reviews
If you happen to see me in the street, please run me over with your car and then go into reverse and back over me again. Why you ask? Let me think, uhm, because there is this FREAKY jerk whom I keep running into everywhere, and he is ruining my life. NxT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Sakura 101 by Sayuuri Ikioi reviews
17 year old sakura haruno is accepted into a boarding school. How will she survive fangirls,boys and WTF!Sasuke Uchia!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Adolescence by Zamurai reviews
-Based on YHCT- Sasuke and Sakura are together. They, Naruto, Neji, Hinata, and Shino are assigned a long, dangerous mission together. So what if Neji starts crushing on Sakura? Meet a very angry and possessive Uchiha. -SasuSaku-NejiSaku-GaaSaku -NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Please Don't Go! by Yukiko Uchiha-Black reviews
[NejiSaku] Sakura feels completely unloved until one day she gets a beautiful poem from a secret admirer. She spendes her days searching but what if the person is someone she would never suspect? Rated T for safety. Slight humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She's Moving In by jillykins reviews
Sasuke comforts Sakura in a time of despair. The he asks her to move in with him. Join him as he journeys through girl world... "SasuSaku oneshot"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Curse by ScriptedScarlet reviews
Sakura is on her period, and discussing it with Ino. But when Naruto intrudes on their conversation having no idea what they are talking about, Sakura and Ino decide to take it upon themselves to educate Naruto on...the facts of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Proof! by extraordinaire reviews
Naruto accuses Sasuke of something that Sasuke finds incredibly untrue! When Naruto asks for proof, Sasuke does the first thing that comes to mind! SasukeXSakura VERY SHORT, BUT GOOD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Love an Enemy by Akatsuki-nin reviews
Hinata gets captured by Deidara and Sasori, but when Sakura comes to her rescue, she ends up getting captured herself! Forced to make some hard decisions, her shinobi way is questionable when she begins to love the enemy. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Promised Music by The-Wishing-Devil reviews
After meeting her pen pal who turns out to be more than she ever imagined, Sakura finds herself falling for him fast. He leaves and promises to return, but another is falling for Sakura and he’s not about to give up without a fight. Deisaku Sasosaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sakura H.
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond the Looking Glass by Pollyannaism reviews
Looking back into the past, Inner Sakura tells the tales of her host's childhood. How Sakura's thoughts on love changed from one man to another. Full Summary inside NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Forevermore by Pearl Byakugan reviews
NejiSaku: It's a certain pink-haired kunoichi's birthday celebration, filled with guests and presents, but really - do the best things come in the smallest of packages?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promise to Break by Vampire Toy reviews
He made a promise to a little pink haired girl and nine years later he’s ready to fulfill it but now she’s not so eager to let him. Follow up to ‘Call Me Daddy’ and ‘Like a Drug’
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2005
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Fake is the latest trend reviews
When Sasuke comes back and confesses his love to Sakura, she rejects him and then he leaves again. Sakura then finds out she has to house the Akatsuki and she takes them to our world! Chap 2o: An update on me and a big thanks to everyone! Plz read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,874 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara