A love story almost as spicy as McDonald's chicken sandwich.

Female Ash x Pikachu. Rated M due to sex related scenes Give me a review please

Ted Cruz finally has some alone time to enjoy a session of self pleasure.

After being shot, Adam is brought to Equestria to become Luna's lover. Rating vary's between chapters. Pairings Luna X OC and a touch of Fluttershy x Rainbow Dash. Thanks everyone so much for 31K views and 57 reviews.

Anne Frank is resurrected by Nazi scientists to be made into a sex slave for Adolf Hitler. She manages to escape and use her vagina as a weapon to assassinate Hitler.

This is a fanfic based on me and a friend of mine

The story of a Tumblr user and xer quest to rid the world of White, Christian, male oppression one person at a time.

Caillou gets an extra testicle removed and circumcised as well.

ONE SHOT! Three in a few days wow! Emmett chooses a IM name! as always, PURE CRACK! and check out carlisles new outfit inside! oh please check out the blocked toilet and the blocked toilet alices pov, my other stories! ENJOY AND I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!

The very mature and ultra sexy fanfic I wrote while having fun watching spongebob R34. My first work so be gentle senpai

The kids walk into the classroom and Mr. Ratburn is there, waiting. Serious fun goes down.

Caillou and his daddy like playing with lots of things

The worst snowstorm New York ever witnessed in ages has the magical power to bring them together.

Arthur has a seriously crappy day.

A true love story. Mountain Dew/Doritos

Elmo is taking a nice walk when Oacar has a request. Will Elmo go along with it, or will he be a jerk? RATED MA FOR MONSTER ON MONSTER YAOI

Exactly what the title says.

Dora and Boots decide to do something special, but when Swiper and another unexpected visitor come in, what will happen? RATED MA FOR EXPLICENT 4 ON 4 ACTION

shrek and mario love i guess 18

Harry Potter Fic. pairing: Snirtle Snape makes his way thru hogwarts wondering around thinking deeply. until he bumps into a very naughty ghost. /not completed yet. content warning/trigger wanring: Bondage*dubcon*teacher\student*ghostsex*unsanitiery*Emetophilia*

Dr. Dre is having a perfectly normal day until a random ass blue box drops in and his life is turned upside down.

It's always sunny in Philadelphia fic Frank (danny devito) is excited to continue his ritual. he looks forward to this often. he is a gross short man with too much time on his hands. belly worship. belly buttons. hairy. food play. food porn. toxic peanuts.

You are 13. You and your mum are shopping when you find the love of your life.

Zim had learned all he could about the human race from school; the only thing left to do before he destroyed the world was hands-on experience with human anatomy. He had everything planned; after studying Dib he would erase his memory, allowing him to carry out earth's destruction. What he didn't have planned was the meaningful conversation they'd have afterwards. #ZaDr #AnOxymoron

Bella's dreaming and her vagina starts to speak to her. What does Ms. Vagina have to tell her?

mario and luigi are horny

A parody of My Little Pony. Take it as you will.

Sandy x Pearl fic, super good, super hot, it's great you'll love it very much 10/10 would recommend read it to your children as a bed time story etc

When Robocop is sent to an alternate dimension only a certain ice cold woman can send him back. Featuring Robocop/Elsa and Anna/ED-209. This is my first lemon and romance fic so be gentle. Also I originally posted it on an alt account, but decided to move it here.

i wrote this for English 10. Tell me what you think of it.

Squidward is an omega in heat. He's always wanted Spongebob to be his alpha.

Spongebob is attacked by a familiar grey wizard. However, is the wizard out for pleasure or for money? ONE-SHOT

Elsa meets Karl Marx and worries about Communism

Kody and egg

The Daft bots spend a day at the park, and Guy assaults a worm! So the worm assaults him back! (Daft Punk x Giant Worm Monster) (Warning: contains sexually frustrated worms, nipple laser-beams, molested robots, and stuff)

Thomas the tank engine and Thomas Bangalter battle for Guy-Manuel's manhood! (Warning: contains tentacles, exhibitionism, sexualization of shy robots, and male genital weapons) (Thomas the Train Engine)x(Daft Punk)

This is the greatest pokemon ever

Just a collection of pokemon sex stories

The Hill's have an arising issue, and it smells like blood and pizza

A murderous sandwich on the loose

Edward pulls me onto his back and sprouts wings. Next thing I know, I'm at Alice's and Edward proposes to me with a peanut. Then Jasper rides in on a very fat unicorn singing, "Da da daaah! My little pony! So fat and so lonely! I love unicorns that hump rocks!" Rated M for language

A Pokemon one shot yaoi story between an Eevee - Sparky and a Pikachu - Rex. Rated M for a reason. It is also my first time writing one of these so be nice.

Pewds and Crys big day

Read the very real, beautiful story of how Jesus really survived his excruciating death, and what Judas had to do with it. Jesus/Judas smut.

Plot twist worth playing twister for.

Spotted - Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart. Gossip Girl a.k.a. Dan H. – PWP-ish DUCK

The final fight between the endlessly battling couple ends in a hot, gooey mess.

Like the title says...

When Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage love each other very much you get this fanfiction.

Falcon/Olimar. We've got part of a handjob, a blowjob, a rimjob, fingering, and lots and lots of foreplay. If you're not aroused you shouldn't be here.

The time of Harry is over for dexter who will take his place as his dark defender

Hank begins using propane as an uncommon form of a drug. Based on the song "Benzin" by Rammstein.

Untold love between system of a down's Serj and Daron. Rated M for a reason.

the breat sare so wswity

Bee careful around Beedrill

A touching romance through impossible barriers. In the darkness, only true love remains... Also balls.

Our lips locked, as we kissed passionately, our bodies entwined so tight I thought we'd never seperate. But we did. She wasn't like how she was when we started, she was different. She liked to see my reactions. I was her experiment. I thought this was going to be romantic, just the two of us. But now I'm laying here with his cock in my ass and her fingers in my throbbing pussy.

Bart seeks revenge on Homer for buying him a PS2 for Christmas.

This is a trailer of Peaches goes missing

Andy plays with woody and buzz.

this is a trailer of this and i'm sure you have seen the movie Ice spiders

HARRY AND EDWARD

One-Shot between Twilight and me.

spongebob his on crack, he uses squidward and burns down his house and wife

Francine was called racists slurs by the cameraman, and Muffy is ready to go all nigger-tits on his ass for it. Meanwhile, Arthur begins questioning reality.

Bambi has some fun adventures in the forest.

Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove. You have been pre-warned.

Nicolas Cage meets Shia Labeouf at the Oscars when competing in the same category, but Shia is an actual cannibal. This complicates things.

The crackiest story ever. Written by a friend.

Obama has lost his faith in the American people, and is losing sleep. In his torment, he seeks solace in the steamy embrace of a Chicago style hot dog.

A short poem. Dexters thoughts.

Twilight gets intimate with a good book

A poem fic about the criminal mastermind that is Tim Scam. Loosely based off William Blake's "The Tyger and the Lamb".

In the dephts of the see a Elder God sleeps, until one day he is aroused by a calling. A baby sends out this calling unwittedly and has earned the privledge when the time comes to be a mate forhim, but must face obstacles to obey the call of Cthulhu YAOI

Bill Nye meets a unicorn and decides to prove it doesn't exist, FOR SCIENCE! But then he learns of his destiny as The Savior Of Unicorns, and he starts to change his mind. And a forbidden love changes the game completely...

George is a murderer and Kramer is a superhero! Huk!

[Zim x Gaz] "Really Dib? I doubt even Zim is stupid enough to fall for this."

After a hard day in the studio. Snoop Dogg has a bowl of cereal and goes upstairs to update his Twitter account. He gets distracted by a Yahoo! News article about Hatsune Miku.

fluttershy goes with Twilight to Salt Lick City when tragedy happens and changes the ponies lives forever

This is a very intimate story about the touching tales of Lady Gaga Liara T'soni and Hermione.

Bella an Ewdard hav a chanse at Roemanse! It is vrey sezhual so u wil get five thousand bonners if u read it! Edward is our god we must sex him gud! xoxoxxo 3

A poem describing Johnny Depp!

The Ilussive man is very bred and romanke manages to jumps onto him! omg dis stroy is vrey sezzy caushun wen reeding or u will get twenty bonners!

Dis is a stry abot ppl in da Mas Efect unverse ok? it iz vrey deep an toching I wil get ma fren 2 spel check l8t ok? Thnk u!

What if Neo had taken the Blue Pill? Then some really kinky stuff would have gone down, that's what. Neo x Morpheus. Oneshot.

Equestria was ALWAYS the land of peace and friendship. But then Hitler showed up...

Harry and Hermione have a little fun in the library.

I apologize in advance for what you're about to read. Made for Brohoof'd and Toxic Ink.

One is a boy genius, the other is a mastermind serial killer. Fate has brought them together to face a foe more dangerous than any they have encountered before. Even with their combined brilliance, the battle ahead is perilous, and there is a chance not everyone will survive.

Ron tries Orange Juice, much to Hermione's amusement.

Elaine gets her period.

A thrilling and extravagant adventure where Allan's secrets unfold before Charlie's eyes. Mystery, Death, story. Berta awaits you.

A love story about the front man Dir En Grey and his love with a cheese burger!

Hermione gets pleasured by a very gossipy animagus

Is kinda like Pretty Little Liars,expect am using other people & not them.

every one is so mad that i came back why is that well lets see -A

A poem I made about the mocei Twilight. Enjoy!

The one where George kills Jerry! I hope some people find this funny.

used some stuff from an anime called death note. first lemon. brutal honesty please.

Trying my hand on poetry. As if.

Songfic zu "Stirb nicht vor mir" von Rammstein & Sharleen Spiteri

Ashleigh Rows is a beautiful blonde girl that works at a Smoothie King. She has to work to be able to afford groceries for her home. One day, Justin Bieber decides to stop at the Smoothie King and he can't take his eyes off of her. What will happen?

Jon gets his own back on Garfield, who then dies tragically. Will Jon move past his guilt and regret?

Doakes jumps Dexter in the middle of the night in his office. Anymore explanation needed? XD PWP, DubCon, Doakes/Dexter, slash. PLEASE R&R!

Drake is hurt. Josh will pay for it. Rated M for its own reasons. WARNING: strong content!

Squidward finally snaps.

This show doesn't deserve a category.

The Simpsons have an eventful day.

Zim and Dib find out something about themselves.

The open season has just begun.

um.....enjoy?

A small patch of fur. An unexpected revelation. D&J

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A BTTF/BNTSG crossover slash. Pairing: Doc/Bill Nye the science guy. Rated M for sexual content. Please Review!

Children Of Bodom lost their singer/guitarist.Here's the reason why...

A list. D&J

Josh has a problem. Drake can't help.

A BTTF/BNTSG crossover slash. Pairing: Doc/Bill Nye the science guy. Rated M for sexual content. Please Review!

A BTTF/BNTSG crossover slash. Pairing: Doc/Bill Nye the science guy. Rated M for sexual content. Please Review!

Just what title say.

This is not a real BTTF slash fic., because Bill Nye the science guy occur in it. This is my first fic. Please Review!

I was an orphan girl, living on the streets. Johnny Depp found me and took me home. Months later, Vanessa leaves. What will Johnny do to relieve his sadness? Johnny Depp/OC I DO NOT OWN JOHNNY DEPP. Rated M for Sexual Content. Please, no flaming.

Drake, Josh and a telephone.

A horrible experience leads Arthur astray from God's love.

a harrowing tale of star crossed lovers as they fight against a world that wont accept them with only love on their side mxfxmxowl. EXPLICIT

ponies attack pony world in a city called ponita. will the other ponies win?

Arthur Party Disaster screenplay

hitler was attak and what happen? u read!

Random Seinfeld OneShot.

Read and see...

Harry potter and a multitude of partners

DK Country, all seems peaceful, until a map of the golden vagina tree appears in the forest, who will be the first to find this artifact in the most heart pounding race in history.

A story about Pokemon

Oneshot where Seinfield dies a death that is bad.

All your favorite Nintendo characters are ready for Luigi's Party, although Luigi is gone, the action is still there, this is the most extremely sick story on the site, it contains alot of nasty stuff, so please be warned. Reviews wanted!

A songfic thing about Rose after she got stuck in the other universe. The Song is Morgenstern by Rammstein.

this is a rap about my anger against the character Kevin, basically Eddy goes gansta and kills him while rapping

April first...another birthday

ALOT

Lucky's hid his charms from children, but MacGyver is no child!

Wanna know the SECRET ingredient to Mountain Dew?

drakejosh

Violet has moved from Metroville to Middlesex. She finds it difficult to adapt. Until she finds Donnie Darko. Donnie DarkoIncredibles crossover.

A pale goth guy in drag slays a whore's vagina with a cheese grader! Read it, its disgusting!

Harry Finds a hippo in the girls' bathroom

Song fic based on Rammstein's "Engel". Contains SLASH!

A collection of ATHF haikus.

Squidward thinks about his parents... R&R!

Dedicated to Tom Selleck. You go brotha!

Song fic based on Rammstein's "Rein Raus". Written by my friend.

Michael Bay presents the trailer for The 10 Commandments 2: Renegade. If you liked the first one, you're gonna love this one.

A kinetic cat-and-mouse thriller, containing a suprise ending which I cannot reveal. And it's also about Marlon Brando's pants.

I deserve to be killed for writing this, but that's what I do.

When someone who shouldn't host SNL gets to host...there was no SNL section so my life has no valid reason to continue.

oooooh!

The funniest Mario story yet! SWEARING