Hey! I am the one and only animaloboeist. C'est la vie. Accept it and move on...

Shall I tell you a little about myself?

Name: animaloboeist

Age: 14... possibly... I'm not exactly sure...eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf,sechs, sieben, acht ,neun, zehn... vierzehn? (sorry I went all german there. The liberty of languages...)

Location (you really want the precise location? if so, well here goes...): a house, a street, a village, a county, a region, a country, a continent, the UN, the whole Earth, the inner planets, the Solar System, the Milky Way (not the chocolate), the Universe and finally our whole existence. So now you know!

Favourite Saying and motto that I live by: Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean that everyone else does. Harry Potter 5 (this is my take on it anyway)

Favourite Books: Twilight series, Harry Potter (of course), Tom Sawyer, This Lullaby, Romeo and Juliet (I like bits), Twelfth Night (I like bits) and Midsummer Night's Dream (the plot is amazing). I now love Pride and Prejudice...It's funny yet serious...

Favourite Music: Duffy, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky's style of music, Josh Groban, ABBA, Maroon 5, Oasis is cool, Debussy (who wouldn't?) and Michael Jackson (love Beat It!) ;), some Jazz like Billie Halliday. I have an eclectic taste- perse... also like (as of December) KT Tunstall, MCR, Taylor Swift, Sam Sparro, OneRepublic, Take That, Muse, Paramore, Evanescence etc...

Favourite Songs (here it comes... ok it's not that many): Mercy, Chasing Pavements, Now You're Gone, Rehab, Valerie, Love is a losing Game, Feels like Some Kinda Rush, Pump It, Heartbroken, Umbrella, Are we human? (is that what it's called?it's by the killers anyway), Warwick Avenue, Bleeding Love, Run, Beat It, Let Me Entertain You, Year 3000 (Busted version), What I Go To School For, Crash and Burn, Millenium, Fame, SOS, Burnin' Up, Wanna Be Startin' Somethin', Man in the Mirror, Black and White, Psycho Girl, Skater Boy, When you Believe, Hallelujah, I Know Him So Well, Fernando, Castle on a Cloud, The Winner Takes It All, Spice Up Your Life, SOS, Hound Dog etc. ( I have tonnes more ), Swan Lake, Claire de Lune, Stand By Me, James Bond theme tune (too obsessively catchy), Broken Strings (you are mad if you don't like this.), See You Again, Start All Over, I Miss You, You Raise Me up, On my own, The Climb, Love Story, Teardrops on my Guitar, How you Remind Me, Woke up This Morning, Crazy, Fever, I believe I can fly, Tears in Heaven, Pirates of Carribbean music (catchy as I said)... the list goes onnn...

Social Status: Probably considered a nerd by everyone but I don't really give a damn though because anyone who hates me insults the oboe too. (Go Oboes! Sorry...) And now you can see why...

Favourite Food: Brussel Sprouts. (of course... note intended sarcasm). It's actually the irresistable lure of chocolate. ah aren't we all weak?

Hobbies:

1. Playing the Oboe/ Reading/ Watching TV

2. Going to Air Cadets (that includes flying a plane (lots of gravity there), shooting and of course drill (not so much)/ Sailing/ Driving a power boat (only in the Summer though :))

3. Listening to my iPod Classic (80 GB- not exactly flash but has a large screen and more memory than the the touch and nano...)

4. Playing the Piano ( i suck though)

5. Tend to overuse the ellipsis. "..." my favourite piece of punctuation. It increases dramatic effect perse...Je pense donc je suis...

Aspirations:

1. To pass all my upcoming exams well.

2. To get an A in my Astronomy GCSE. I've done the exam now... finally phew (got an A)

3. To reach Grade 8 Oboe (those of you who have never heard of the oboe are just plain silly)

4. Speak French and German fluently... the upcoming battle with that. Oui?

5. To get into Harvard Law (that's never going to happen though)

6. To learn to play the guitar. I now have a blue acoustic guitar. it's hard to tune though

7. Write a song...I never can finish the darn things... I've written a full one now!

Here's a song I just wrote (just the lyrics guys) if you steal, plagarize or copy this I will shoot with a porcupine out a circus cannon okay y'all y'heard? anyway, enjoy :)

Never knowing what it’s like (to have you)

Lyrics: by animaloboeist

Verse

You never know what it’s like

To never dream at night

It’s the story of my life

To never see the light

But I’ve grown up over time

Learnt to stand and fight

You never know what it’s like

To have your hope take flight.

Bridge

’Cause the world kinda tips

When you’re not standing on the ground

That introverted world I know

It’ll be always lost not found.

Chorus

Everyday is a battle

Fight, fight, fight

These hills and mountains

It’s never right

But the thing that keeps me through

Is knowing I have you.

Yeah,yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Verse

You never know what it’s like

To have days and days of fright

Never knowing if the sky

Will shatter before my eyes.

But I’ve listened to my heart

I ain’t clouded by my sight

You never know what it’s like

To not have a spark so bright

Bridge

’Cause the world kinda tips

When you’re not standing on the ground

That introverted world I knew

It’ll be always lost not found.

Chorus

Everyday is a journey

Fight, fight, fight

These hills and mountains

It’s never right

But the thing that keeps me through

Is knowing I have you.

Yeah, yeahhhhhhh

Verse

You never know what it’s like

To feel you’re falling from a height

With the shadows all around you

The view’s black and never white

But now I’ve got you to

Keep me soaring like a kite

I know that you will

Keep holding to me tight.

Bridge

’Cause the world kinda tips

When you’re not standing on the ground

That introverted world I knew

It’s not lost, but is it found?

Chorus

Everyday is a blessing

Fight, fight, fight

These hills and mountains

It could be right

But the thing that keeps me through

Is knowing I have you.

Yeah, yeahhhhhh

Shortened Verse

You never know what it’s like

To never dream at night

It’s the story of my life

To never see the light

’Cause the world kinda tips

When you’re not standing on the ground

That introverted world I knew

It’s not lost, but is it found?

Chorus

Everyday is a blessing

Fight, fight, fight

These hills and mountains

It can be right

But the thing that keeps me through

Is knowing I have you.

Yeah, yeahhhhhh

You never know what it’s like

To know that I’ve got you

You never know what’s it’s like

To know that I’ve got you…..

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

So, d'yall like it. writing the darn thing was harder than walking through a balloon shop with a porcupine purse (sorry)I should maybe stop writing now but I want to leave you with some sayings, they're wonderful sayings:

Don't worry be happy... (imagine the song)

You raise me up so I can stand on Mountains...(song again)

Stop blowing holes in my ship! and Why is the rum ALWAYS gone? (POC)

Out of the fire and into the fire again...You make me want to forget and start all over! (song- duh! but has it ever occurred to you that life is like this?)

Just Beat It, just beat it...guitar solo (song again)

PS: I am extremely sorry for my use of some inappropriate language. I don't think I'll use swear words on my profile or in my stories. Sorry to disappoint.

PPS: Here's an extremely dorky comment: Please read my stories for the content and quality of language and please make your sure reviews have some- using an educational term here (proof)- constructive criticism. 'Kay? Listen to my pleas and you may receive something nice back...sorry I had to do this-below too :)

Bye...bye...bye...bye...bye...bye...review!...and bye! don't knick my song and bye!