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Joined 04-11-09, id: 1897641, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
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Pigeon

-Her nickname is Pigeon because A)she doesn't like robins and B)because it's off of one of our favorite stories. DEAR MR. DIARY!! Credit to the author of said story.

-She's extremely klutzy and has an irrational fear of bugs (especially spiders).

-She's acerbic and demiurgic. (Haha. Vocab words!! ;D)

-She's a grammar freak. (And on that note, she also must comment on the fact that Batman didn't use ITALICS on ANY BOOK TITLES!! So I fixed it.)

-She only eats strawberry-flavored Pop-Tarts and refuses to try any other kind. (Cuz they're nasty!)

-Other than Twilight, her favorite books are Wuthering Heights, Romeo and Juliet, and Jane Eyre

- She also LOVES the Blue Bloods Saga, the House of Night Series, the Secrets of my Hollywood Life Series and the Pretty Little Liars Novels.

Batman

-Her nickname is Batman because A)Superman is just not cool enough and B)she likes to go patrolling the fanfiction streets for trolls. (Yeah...it's in "Bad Fanfiction.")

-She has a crazy fear of storms.

-She's opinionated and not afraid to let you know exactly what she thinks.

-She's a diehard shopaholic.

-Her favorite food is chocolate. Yes, it's counted as food in her book.

She actually doesn't like the Twilight series too much anymore - just the fanfiction.

-Her favorite books are the Belgaraid series and the Mallorean series by David Eddings.

- She also loves Pigeon! (Haha! Guess who added THIS one!!) (Yeah, real funny Pigeon. Yes, I love you.)

Similarities

-We both like reading stupid stories on fanfiction just for the fun of it.

-We both like Italian guys (and sports cars!!)... AND Ducatis... HOTT!

-We both LOVE British guys and die when we hear their accents.

-We both have a celeb crush on Sterling Knight and are slightly obsessed with the show Sonny With A Chance

-When it comes to the Twilight movies, we're Team Taylor.

-When it comes to the Twilight books, we're Team Edward.

-We talk on the phone for hours and hours and hours and hours...

-We both get SO SICK of bad/cliched fanfiction unless done correctly.

Take our poll - we want to know what you think!!

My best friend and I are both using this account. We both LOVE to write!! We hope you enjoy our new story!!

Search for the story "Bad Fanfiction" under the Twilight category. It's REALLY good!!

We have just posted our new story!! Please check it out!!

NOTICE!

We both are very busy this year in and out of school, so posting won't come often.

We less than three you (we'll leave it up to you to figure that out.),

/Team Batman\

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Going Up by Nollie Marie reviews
February 13, you are cordially invited to state at the elegant Meyer Hotel in downtown Seattle. It’s a free stay. All you have to do is get on the elevator. Oh and you just might find your true love going up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Is It Love? reviews
Bella is off to NYU to persue her dream. She meets a few people,like the gorgeous but player Edward Cullen. But she hates his guts - or is it love? She can't be falling for the player!First story, co-written. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009