Starting at our current address, begin traveling towards a large fisherman, turning right as soon as you can.

Continue past flamboyant chairs, riding over lovely Architecture.

Pass that which burns in a light bulb.

If you're lucky, you might happen upon a Bake Sale. Continue past it.

Turn Left the second you see a horseshoe.

Turn right short of getting a Brazilian.

Left at the train tracks.

Right at the second-most expensive Monopoly asset.

Continue past the boats until you get to the biggest boat in San Diego.

Hereafter, the following would make a nice 6 mile bike trip, and I recommend you solve this on a sunny afternoon with friends. Make a day of it. No maneuver requires traveling more than 3 miles, and most require just a few blocks.

Head north past the ferries and then turn left at the first chance you get.

Keep going, crossing a bridge, till you get to Theodore Rooseveltth street, then turn left.

Continue onward, and don't turn again for any reason.

Keep an eye out for an arch. Big and tall, turn towards it and ride underneath.

At this point, if you need a Fix, you're on the right track.

As soon as you pass an 8 story white tower full of old foghorns, antennas, and sad ice cream cones above the building with 4 stories, turn left.

At the first intersection afterward, turn away from the gas station.

Turn right before you pass the [Metallic alloy] [Method of Transportation].

Be sure to be on the side of the street that has the most trees. You are very close.

Continue until you come to a gap in the buildings. You will find a gate. It will be open.

Do not show fear. Walk through the gate.

Notice the plants. They will not help you.

Enter the courtyard. Do not ask the plants for help. Nobody will help you.

To your right is another gate. This gate is also black. Wait until after 6PM.

This gate will be open.

Enter. Mind your head.

Do not make eye contact with anyone.

Enter the Garden.

To the left is a place where you can go to relax if you like.

Do not.

Continue straight into the shadows, past the grime on the floor and the odd yellow signs

You will find a glass door. Behind it is a dark staircase. The door will not be open.

Taped to the glass, you will find a note. Read what it says, and tell no one what you've learned.

Don't ruin the fun: If you find out where we are, don't post the address.

You don't need to get all the way to the door to RSVP; just send us a picture proving to us you know where we are.