YES, IM ALIVE. I was having... Problems with my will to live. But now it's all ok. As a means to keep living, I have written my magnum opus. If you thought my stories were fucked up, you're gonna love this one. Thank you for reading, and be careful. (18 ) (NSFW/NSFL) (GRAPHIC) (NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED)

get along with us in this lovely love story, where you will find what real frienship means.

Banjo and Kazooie quickly discover that Monika is not what she seems...

The Shitennou are excited when Jadeite gets them all tickets to see a movie. But which movie did he pick for them to see? Only time will tell.

This a product of a game I played with my friends. Kovu finds himself captured at a dairy farm thanks to Sherlock Holmes and is brought to district 1 by Mike Wasowski where he is made into a new fur coat for President Snow. This story is 100% a garbage fire.

A super hot goffic gurl namd witchlina fails don th hole and ends up . . . . . . . . . . IN THA UNDATALE! Follow her on sexi foffik advenchure w hir new bf . . . . SANZ! As EVEL forcecs try to brek them aport! DIS IZ MY 1TH STORY I EVER POSTD! NO FLAMES PREPZ!

Crunching baby carrots between my molars tastes mildly sweet.

When crab people threaten the world, Shaq knows that he has to reconcile with an old friend.

Bayonetta and Jeanne were fighting many soldiers coming out of a strange portal that had appeared out of nowhere. They realized that their weak points were the gemlike protrusions on their bodies, and shattered many of them. A dramatic man resembling a lumen sage saw this and forced Bayonetta into a gemstone, giving her the new name "Cherry Quartz"

The Edds wind up in Westeros. That is all!

One-Shot Halloween Fiction. Riley attends a birthday to see her new friend. However, when she shows her a different animatronic, what will happen to her Emotions? Rated T for implied gore and character death.

This is the biggest run for the gang of 6Teen AND Lucky Star. In the second of our spin-offs, The Kona Force (with Kagami Hiiragi) are assigned to stop Satsuki Kiryuin and the Elite Four from taking over the cities, in their own brand of justice. Rated M for language, violence, and partial nudity.

hey guys! nice to meet u! I just wanted to show u a story I wrote! J J J I hope you like it! in a few years, I want to be a writer, and I really like writing stories…and this is my latest one. im also planning on starting another sonic story called "Max and the red amulet", I shold post that on satuday! i hope youll enjoy it!

Frozen AU, the Duke of Weselton has brought Jason to Arendelle, only for Elsa to freeze him and have him as her source of company during her isolation. On her coronation, Jason has fallen in love with the now adult Elsa and breaks free and they flee to the mountains only for Elsa to fall for Jason as well. Elsa X Jason pairing. Please R&R. Rated T for horror violence and blood.

It was supposed to be another routine kaiju breach response at the Vladivostok Shatterdome, but Rangers Elsa and Anna Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, pilots of the Mark-III Jaeger Frozen Heart, may be in over their heads as they discover there is more to their deployment than meets the eye, and no routine survives contact with the enemy.

Jigsaw attempts to make Rapunzel play one of his games, which he imagines will be long, cruel, emotionally taxing and terrifying. He lost. Just a little silly drabble.

This is my thirty seventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Courage The Cowardly Dog Vs. Salad Fingers. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

When it looks like the teletubbies may become a threat to our world the humans send a new prototype weapon to stop them: Terminator.

Nicholas Grantaire, the last neurologist in the colonial fleet, is ordered by Admiral Evan Cain to interrogate a captured, tortured cylon - unaware that the creature in question is remarkably similar to the man who stole his heart on Tauron. Warnings - Slash, genderbending

Dipper goes on the adventure of a lifetime!

Buffy X-over with Tropic Thunder. Xander sends out a call for help and gets an interesting applicant.