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Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 508,621 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Reclamation by JaydeeGrey reviews
Sequel to "Reduced to Specimens." With an empty memory and a critically-injured Zack in tow, Cloud sets off in search of aid, and answers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 344,666 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Making the Cut by RegenesisX reviews
In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
RomaHeta by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
Kiku created a new game which could send anyone into the 2D world. But an error occured during the test run and sucked almost all the nations in. Now trapped in the game, the nations must fight not only the Error in the game, but also themselves in order to find a way to save and get back to their world. Main pairings in here are Gerita and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,894 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010
Bloody Vengence by DJ Shifty reviews
One will die every week. Rated M for gore, swearing, and possible sexual references. Chapter 31, The Lone Officer, now up.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,406 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
The Measure Of Man by Amarissia reviews
The cycle of abuse gives way to redemption, and the hero's journey begins anew. Sequel to The Madness Of Angels. Yaoi, adult content. Completed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,803 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
DJ: Life & Death by DJ Shifty reviews
You asked for it. The Life and Death of Desmond Jazed. Focuses on my OC, DJ. Rated T for swearing, violence, gore, etc. Chapter 6, Sick Like Me, now up. *gore warning*
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010
11:11 by underhandlilies reviews
Sometimes, one harmless wish can trigger a domino effect — and turn out to be not so harmless after all. Eleven wishes, eleven days, and a lot of damage for the wisher...Cloud really wishes he'd never wished at all. eventual Zack/Cloud. Cracky mayhem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Perception & Deception by DJ Shifty reviews
Two players. Two Sides. One is Light. The other, is Dark. The line between good and evil has never been so blurred. Rater M for violence, gore, swearing, sexual references, etc. Any OCs submitted from her eon in will be downgraded to Redshirt status.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Darkness Demon Rose by Devil's Demon Bird reviews
Cloud, the youngest vampire in history, tries to make his way through life while emotionally broken and lonely. What happens to him when the Hunter Zack captures him and wants to know things Cloud doesn't know about? Zack/Cloud, onesided Sephiroth/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,065 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Cooperative Quest: Find Chell by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
After being launched into space, Atlas and P-body discover Wheatley and decide to help him meet back up with Chell. Along the way, they will learn what "Cooperation" really means, and maybe become a little more human along the way...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - ATLAS, P-body
Soldier of the Ruins by TOSTRwaffles reviews
No longer accepting OCs. After the bombs stopped falling, an unknown army occupied the town, only to be replaced by creatures that belonged to no side, tearing the flesh from any thing that did no have the same lust for fresh meat.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,634 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
RomaHeta: Let the Games Begin by ShadowDragon30 reviews
When Kiku Honda Japan creates a videogame, everyone is accidentally sucked into it! Can they make it out alive? Some GerIta, Spamano, USUK, France/everything etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010
The Warlock, the Ice King and the Wardrobe by Gabi Howard reviews
Alfred always thought Arthur was weird, but this takes it to a whole new level. After all, what kind of person has a whole new world in the back of their closet?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/11/2010
Crisis Core: The Memory of Falling by kysis-the-bard reviews
Between rivalry and passion, hatred and love: Genesis and Sephiroth, from their fated meeting until the fall of angels. M for yaoi, violence, dark themes, citrus, etc. Please R&R. COMPLETE.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,833 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
The Silence of the Chocobos by Amarissia reviews
Two years after Meteorfall, Cloud seeks the help of the imprisoned Sephiroth to stop a crossdressing clone. And that's about as sane as it gets. Includes SephCloud naughtiness and yaoi naughtiness in general.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,572 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete