WARNING: My stories and I are unpredictable.

When I first saw this site, I almost cried. It was a dream come true.

I did have an original story that I created in sixth grade. I put the characters in the writing prompts we had to write. I looked at them last year, and I wanted to puke. The story and its characters are retired now. I have another one but I have to let it play in my head.

Stories...I keep coming up with new story ideas. They seem to hit me when I'm asleep or when I'm awake in the middle of the night. It's weird.

So any story that plays in my head long enough will be written on paper (or saved on my computer)

Name: Maya (pronounced Mi-yuh)

Favorite Color: Purple. Half my clothes are purple!

Hobbies: Talking (my favorite), writing, sleeping, watching t.v., singing, playing sports (volleyball, basketball, and track), playing video games, making jokes, and listening to music.

Favorite Show: Hetalia!!!!!

Favorite Game: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Favorite Food: Scallops

Favorite Scenario: In the car... My friend: I'm gonna go home, draw a face on this balloon, and play with it. Me*laughs* You're gonna go home, draw a face on that balloon, and PLAY with it. Friend: Not like THAT!!

Favorite Quotes: 1: "Imagination is a gift. Dont waste it!" - Jeanne Warnes

2: "The story is what matters...The story is everything." - Mere Smith

3: "I have a guinea pig in my pocket." - Christa Earnhardt

4: "'Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.'" - Stephenie Meyer

5: "...I was gonna be your wacky friend. I can't be a wacky friend to someone who's already wacky! It'd be repetitious." - Roswell

6: "You are so smart...but you have no common sense!" -The mothers of smart people(me and my friend, Shania).

7: "You can't be a 4.0 student and have common sense. It just doesn't work." - Shania(friend of mine)

8: "It's summer. I can't be a 4.0 student all the time. Give me a break." - Me(after I got an easy Jeopardy question wrong)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile (There are many)

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your... (profile)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Read like a billion. Check my favorites)

If you're mind is forever in the gutter, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Now and FOREVER)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Let's be RANDOM!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYkkdflfifgifjvnehrwf;ouasgajfsgkjfsaefhhoewf

Okay. Enough of that. I have so many story ideas but I still have yet to finish some of the stories I already have. :( And I'm not good at multitasking... :(

What should I do??????

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OH WELL. I'LL POST WHAT I WANT!

ANOTHER WARNING: My updates will be really slow. I'll probably stick to one-shots or stories with few chapters.

Thanks for reading my profile! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D