GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNIIIIIIIIIIIIING SAAAAAAN FRAAAAAAANSIIIIIIIISCOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Just kidding, I'm not from San Francisco. Or am I? Dun dun dun!!!! So earthlings, allow me to introduce you to the profile of Fiery Death of Death Fire! (That totally amazing name was, in fact, thought up by yours truly! Yes, I know, I'm amazing!) So, who is Fiery Death of Death Fire? Well we are a joint account between ChildOfHades877 and bobothebookworm! Go ahead and check out our totally awesome profiles. So, without further ado, allow us to introduce ourselves!

Hi, I'm ChildOfHades877, and I'm a drug addict. I'm addicted to sleep, bacon, and meat in general. CHICKEN! So let me tell you two things. One, I am the Death in Fiery Death of Death Fire. And two I came up with the awesome intro up there. Now, just to make this easier, here are 100 questions that I got from the internet!
GENERAL
Name? Does not compute!
Nicknames? Kitty, and I have various internet and gaming handles like Child of Hades, Hitman, Hurricane, etc.
Age? 14, biz-etch!
Single/Taken? I could be single, I could be taken, who knows?
Are you happy with that? Yes *sings horribly* EVERYBODY HURTS, SOMETIMES! * eats cookie dough*
How many kids do you want to have? I dunno like, one or two.
What would you name them? Girls: Rachel, or Daniela Guys: Zachary or Aaron
Do you have a best friend? Yeah, she's the other person on this profile
Are they a guy/chick? A girl, I hope, otherwise… awkward…
Do they like you more than a friend? Nope!
Do you drink? Nope-ity nope-ity no!
Do you like to party? Yeah I'm a party animal! I'M BREAKING OUT THE ANIMAL CRACKERS! HOLD ONTO YOUR GRANDMAS!
Do you smoke? No, just no.
What do you smoke? Oh you know the usual, cancer sticks, pot… SERIOUSLY? I DON'T SMOKE!
Have you ever been in LOVE? Yes... OH CHOCOLATE, I LOVE YOU! In all seriousness, yes I have.
Do you believe in love? Of course
Have you ever had your heart broken? Not really
Who was your last boyfriend/girlfriend? This total fecking idiot whose name sounds like Chris
Are you happy that you are no longer together? Yes
Do you hate him/her for that? No, I've never found myself hating anybody
What is your favortie band/singer? Uhhhhh...
What is your favorite song? Same Love by Macklemore
What is your favorite movie? Kid's Movie: Finding Nemo Old movie: Steel Magnolias Recent Movie: I have no idea
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Chocolate or Late Night Snack by Ben and Jerry's
What is your favorite color? I know this sounds cliché but black, OH and green
Who is your best friend? I've already answered this! Idiot!
Do you know everything about them? No, but that's okay. Because I feel like friendship is about finding someone who understands you, who will laugh and cry with you, and discovering new things about them and yourself along the way.
How many siblings do you have? Depends, do you count step siblings? If yes: 5, if no: 1
Are you happy with that? Yeah
What are you listening to right now? Lego House by Ed Sheeran THANK YOU PANDORA
What was your last drink? Cherry Coke
Who was your last kiss? EWWWW COOTIES!
Who was your last hug from? I can't remember the food I ate twenty minutes ago
What is your favorite food? CHICKEN or BACON
Do you have more guy/girl friends? Girl
Would you date any of your friends? What a stupid question
Is this survey getting on your nerves? It is now!
What was the last thing you watched on T.V? Your Bleeped Up Brain, yeah it's a real show, look it up!
Do you know who E.T is? YES OF COURSE! I MEAN, I HAD A CHILDHOOD!
Do you believe in aliens? No, what do I look like? One of those people from Ancient Aliens
Do you believe that all cheaters will always be cheater? No, everyone has the ability to change, if they want to.
Do you believe in dying becasue of lost love? Like Romeo and Juliet? Hades, man this got deep.
Have you ever had someone close to you die? I don't want to talk about it.
What was his/her name? I'm serious
How did you know one another? JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID LITTLE MOUTH
Have you ever "Jump shake your booty, Jump, Jump shake your booty"? Only at every freaking pep assembly my school has. Only my friends and I shout "JUMP, DO THE SCHOOL TWERK! JUMP JUMP, DO THE SCHOOL TWERK!"
What kind of cell phone do you have? A really crappy one
Who was your last txt from? Technically Amazon telling me my package arrived
Your second? Personal
Your fifth? Personal, again
Your ninth? Dude, seriously, back the truck up.
What did you last txt say? Your package of blah blah blah has been delivered
Your second? Stop, please, this is stupid.
Your fifth? No
Your ninth? Are we at 100 yet?
One or the other...not both...
pepsi/coke? Coke
white/cream chocolate? Chocolate, obviously
love/lost? Love, always better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all
money/love? Love
friends/money? Friends
family/friends? I consider all of my closest friends family, so family I guess
pens/pencils? Pencils, only because I erase a lot because I can't spell worth schist
Hawthorne Heights/Atreyu? I don't even know what either of those are
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff? Hillary Duff, obviously
All Time Low/AFI? All Time Low
computer/music? Ha ha! Jokes on you! I don't have a computer! Music!
camera/computer? I don't have either of those things, so who cares!
RANDOM!!!
last person you slept with? I'm a minor! Please, keep it PG-13
last person you ate with? My sister
last person you hit? I don't know, I hit lots of people. Y'know in a friendly way, I'm not like a huge meat block who's like “Must squash small humans!"
last person you cried over? I don't want to talk about it
last person you hugged? Already answered that
last person you kissed? Seriously you need to recheck your questions before you ask them
last person you said "I LOVE YOU" to? My mom
did you mean it? Of course I did
probably not right? Hey!
last relationship lasted? Um...
last hookup lasted? PG-13
last party was where? In my tummy, SO YUMMY!! SO YUMMY!!!
ONE WORD...to describe...
last party was: yummy
band: What?
needles: pointy
spaghetti: slurpy
flyleaf: decent
senses fail: never
ll cool j: stupid
rap: ridiculous
rock: YEAH
metal: WOOHOO!
love: Redefining
relationships: necessary
school: boring
work: unattainable
cell phones: derpy
boyfriend/girlfriend/alone: rollercoaster
this survey: weird
friends: family
So guys hope that answered your questions! If you have any more, PM me on my other profile or on here addressed to Child of Hades. I'll probably add a section of user questions for the rest of the userverse to see their awesome questions answered. And now it's time for, uh, that other chick!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THIS STUPID COMPUTER!!! I was almost done with MY part of the profile when this freaking computer DECIDES TO SHUT OFF!!! GAAAAAAAH! I NEED A NEW MOTHER FUDGING COMPUTER!!! UGH, #$*%&%(&$$%*#*%%*(%!!!

Okay, I've somewhat calmed down. *takes a deep breath* Okay. I am going to do the same survey thingamabob that Kitty did. Okay? Okay.

But first of all, I'm Bobo. And if you make any jokes about monkeys or clowns, I will strangle you through the computer. And yes, I can do that. I did it to a troll once.

Name? Apparently that weird word on my birth certificate!
Nicknames? Bobo!
Age? 900, like the Doctor.
Single/Taken? Oh, I'm taken. Yeah, I met AMAZING guy named Kindle. *looks at my Kindle* You'll never leave me like my last three Kindles, right?
Are you happy with that? Oh, yes, Kindle is the best thing that's ever-- Okay, I can't do this any more XD
How many kids do you want to have? One or two
What would you name them? Girl: Jo!!! I love that name. Boy: Jason, Travis, something like that.
Do you have a best friend? Yep-a-doo! It's Kitty!

Are they a guy/chick? Kitty is a female. Not a Kearney. (Kitty will understand this reference)
Do they like you more than a friend? Uh, no.
Do you drink? Oh, yeah. Mm, ooh, this milk is so addicting! XD (But seriously, never have, never will.)

Do you like to party? OH, FRENCH THE LLAMA, YES! KITTY, BRING THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS OVER HERE!
Do you smoke? No, I don't intend on ruining my life.
What do you smoke? NOTHING!
Have you ever been in LOVE? Do fictional characters count...?
Do you believe in love? Of course!
Have you ever had your heart broken? Nope.
Who was your last boyfriend/girlfriend? Uh... never dated anybody...

Are you happy you aren't together anymore? Again, never dated anyone...
Do you hate him/her for that? SHUT IT, I'VE NEVER DATED ANYONE!
What is your favortie band/singer? EDSHEERANEDSHEERANEDSHEERANEDSHEERANEDSHEERAN!!! AKA Ginger Jesus AKA Perfection
What is your favorite song? Same Love by Macklemore
What is your favorite movie? THERE ARE SO MANY, I CAN'T CHOOSE!!! Wait, yes, I can! October Sky.
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? I once had a pumpkin pie blizzard. Yummy!
What is your favorite color? Orange.
Who is your best friend? I already told you! It's Kitty.
Do you know everything about them? Nope. That's not the definition of best friends. Best friends is when there's trust, love, and really, really weird conversations that no one understands but you two.
How many siblings do you have? Three.
Are you happy with that? Yeah, I guess.
What are you listening to right now? Right now, it's Breakeven by The Script.

What was your last drink? Water. I know, I'm boring.
Who was your last kiss? ... Quit making me feel lonely.
Who was your last hug from? My dad, when I came home from a camping trip yesterday.
What is your favorite food? BACOOOOON!!!!
Do you have more guy/girl friends? Girl.
Would you date any of your friends? Nope.
Is this survey getting on your nerves? A little bit.

What was the last thing you watched on T.V?Halloween Town!!!
Do you know who E.T is? Of course.
Do you believe in aliens? Nuh-uh.
Do you believe that all cheaters will always be cheater? No, people can change. But they'd have to prove that they changed.
Do you believe in dying becasue of lost love? I don't t think my lost love would want me to, and I think they'd probably know what's best for me.
Have you ever had someone close to you die? Nope, but my grandpa got pretty close once, I think. But he's okay now. :) Oh... Looks like I've got some editing to do. Yes, my grandpa passed away in February.
What was his/her name? Well, we call him Poppy.
How did you know one another? He's my grandpa, like I said before.
Have you ever "Jump shake your booty, Jump, Jump shake your booty"? Yes. It's the school version of twerking.
What kind of cell phone do you have? iPhone 4
Who was your last txt from? Kitty
Your second? Kitty
Your fifth? Kitty
Your ninth? Kitty
What did you last txt say? That's private.
Your second? Stalker.
Your fifth? Stalker.
Your ninth? Stalker.
One or the other...not both...
pepsi/coke? Ew, gross. Neither. (Wow Bobo, you really are weird. -Kitty)
white/cream chocolate? Chocolate, yum!
love/lost? Love.
money/love? Love.
friends/money? Friends.
family/friends?Family, cuz my friends are my family.
pens/pencils? Pencils, because I make a ton of mistakes.
Hawthorne Heights/Atreyu? Uh... what the heck are those?
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff? Hilary Duff. Have you seen Lindsay Lohan lately?
All Time Low/AFI? All Time Low
computer/music? Music
camera/computer?Computer
RANDOM!!!
last person you ate with? My family, excluding one of my sisters, cuz she was at a school thing.
last person you hit?My brother... Not hard enough to actually injure him though.
last person you cried over? Me, because a CHAIR FLIPPING LANDED ON ME! IT HURT!
last person you hugged? I already answered this, my dad.
last person you kissed? Percy on the HoH cover... heh heh...
last person you said "I LOVE YOU" to? My dad.
did you mean it? Of course I did!
probably not right? What the feck is wrong with you?
last relationship lasted? Shut. Up.
last party was where? Um... OH! There was a dance at school like a month ago that I went to with my friends.
ONE WORD...to describe...
last party was:Dance.
band: Drums.
needles: Lyme disease (that's two but whatever)
spaghetti:Meatball
flyleaf: Book
senses fail: Brain
ll cool j: Huh?
rap: Schist.
rockGood.

metal: Rock.

love: Heart.

relationships:Percabeth

school:Homework.
work: Gross.
cell phones:Helpful.
boyfriend/girlfriend/alone: Forever (alone)
this survey:

(I actually accidentally left that blank but i think it actually represents what my answer would be, so i'm keeping it)

friends: Awesome.

Okay, there.

How curt of you Bobo! There's no need to be rude to our friends. I'm quite sorry about that, she can be quite brash at some points, but pay her no mind. I hope you enjoyed us answering some inquiries found on the interwebsnet or whatever the silly thing is called. Now if you will excuse me from this lovely encounter, I have a dinner party to attend! (Harold, my dear fellow, would you mind getting more sparkling grape juice. It is simply divine!)

Sooooorrrry! *sarcasm* -Bobo (I literally almost wrote my actual name, oops)

Don't forget to check out our separate accounts:

Bobo: BoboTheBookworm

Kitty: ChildOfHades877