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Joined 05-28-10, id: 2381447, Profile Updated: 12-22-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

Hi we are Monica and Emily. The craziest friends of all time.

Disclaimer:Randomness is normal.

Hi im Monica I love reading and the bad guys in books. I am very strong minded and it is not smart to get in an argument with me. And carrot cake is better than cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily:Cheese cake is better then carrot cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello im emily im the better of the 2 of us

Me and monica r best friends i love readin and bad boys as well i also hate the majorty of the boys at my school cause there all players and thats 1 of the things i hate

Monica: I am so better than u and emily has people problems not just with players if she doesnt know u and u say somethin to her i feel very very sry for u

emily:im super awasome im greater then monica mwhahahahahaha and i like all people

monica: we r talkin on the phone right now and shes sayin she thinks she is better than me crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy lady

Emily:sure sure im way better hahahahahaahahaha

Monica:Losssssssssssssssssssssssssssser

Emily:sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob* see how mean she is to me *sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob* she is a butt head but i love her like a sister

Emily still the best: Hey everyone i just wanted to let u know there will be misspellin in our story and sorry if we dont put the g on thin thats who we do things in the south so if u see that its not a misspellin its just how we write sometimes we should have a story posed soon hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Monica:Okay also want to let u know bout how ummmmmmm... diverse we r in our writting skills and that we might be addin Emily leweke idk she keeps confusin me with all this we could do this and that either that or i am really slow. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING EMILY! Okay and sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited

Emily:hahahahahahaha MOnica is slowa hahahahahahahahahahaha

Monica: I TOLD U NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Emily:ik but u still love me like the crazy sweet almost like sister person i am hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha and u always will so what now Monica what u goin do bout it oh and we fight 4 the fun of it haha

Monica: I am goin to shove this bowl of icecream in ur face thats what im gonna do now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

emily:eat pie and WE GOT OUR FIRST REVEIW YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monica: ...

Monica: thnx silly101 4 the review im typin emily's sry bout spelllin mistakes on a sugar rush and love the dress u picked out and tell me to eat pie and ill shove some in ur face lol jk love ya evil curly haired funny crazy sis

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha guess who hahahahahaha its me emily -- hahahaha sorry ya'll must hate me but my story is up

NO ONE HATES U!!!!!! CRAZY PERSON

E: not true Dokota and im sure Laura Kate hates me along with her annoyin group. im sure a few other people hate me so dont go there monica. you know that dokota really hates me cause he calls me evil (witch im not) and Laura Kate throughs food at me durnin lunch for no reason what so ever. Im sure if i looked in the year book i could find more people that dont like me so what now monica huh bet you cant come up with a come back to that hahahaha I WIN GO ME

M: Sowry i havent been on in a while but em how could u not telll me u write a story

M: If ya'll are even there any more im sowry i kinda lost touch with writing bu tim back new story by new year if i can get my labtop back!!!!! I am currently begginfg em to publish hers

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Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For a klutz you dance well by April-Cullen reviews
What happens when Edward catches Bella dancing to Paramore in boy shorts and a tank? a cute one shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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A week in Mystic Falls
A crazy week if Mystic Falls. A witch, two vampires and three humans what kind of trouble can they get into? Elena Stephan, Bonnie, Damon, Jeremy and Emily find themselves on their wildest adventure yet. Let's add a werewolf into the mix.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Published: 12/6/2010
damon and th ex reviews
What if Damon had a girlfriend that we didnt know about? what if she came to Mystic Falls to try and get back together with him? Rad and find out if you dare
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Elena
Damons new girlfriend reviews
What if Damon was the one to never get over Katherine until now? What if never fell in love with Elena like Stephan? What if Stephan married Elena and turned her and now ELena and Stephan are back in school where visits Damon meets his new love?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Damon
Pure Blood reviews
What if Hermione didn't arrive until the 7th year? What if she was related to a Deatheater? What if she wasn't goody two shoes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pureblood transfer reviews
transfers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010
Wild Bet reviews
Jasper, Emmet, and Edward make a bet on how many agruments Bella and the new girl Violet get into. Little did they know that it was more than just n arguemen that has started its a war.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward