AU. Based/inspired roughly off of the movie Coyote Ugly. Piper is a struggling artist in need of a job and comes across the bar, Coyote. But what she'll find inside is more than just a job. She'll find love. Friendship. A family.

Alex Vause is back in the old neighbourhood of her hometown, clearing out her mother's house when the newly married Blooms move in across the street. AU. Vauseman.

Celebrity crush, one in a million chance meeting. A love triangle or maybe a rectangle. A witty little boy and a hell of a lot of complications. How will Vauseman handle this one. Its going to get complicated.

Five years ago Hermione Granger left the Wizarding world. When circumstances bring her back, Hermione must now atone for her actions agents the boy she could never stop loving. But some things are unforgivable. Part 2 Of 3 in the Home Again Series. Sequel to "Days That Shape Us"

AU. Even the hand-touching-hand-while-reaching-for-the-same-book cliché had taken place and, okay, maybe they were destined to be together. Maybe they would ride off into the sunset on a white horse and live happily ever after. But then again, maybe they would have a quick fuck and never see each other again. (Smut)

AU. Piper breaks up with her boyfriend, quits her job and goes to Europe to rediscover herself. But the road to rediscovery becomes much different once she meets a certain raven-haired beauty on her trip. Multi-chapter, but probably not too long.

This story is the Sequel to 'Missing Something'. Alex and Piper are in love and happy for once in their life, knowing they are right where they belong. But as they are enjoying the family they now have together, will they be able to handle all the up's and down's that come with it? Vauseman

[A/U] Alex Vause is a successful heroin importer. After a disastrous failed delivery, she searches for new mules and meets the attractive DEA Agent Piper Chapman. What could possibly go wrong?

Alex, Piper, Christmas at a rural inn.

AU Vauseman. A young Piper sets off for university in NYC

When Piper Chapman visits Wal-Mart, she finds herself with a little more than she bargained for. A re-publication of a very fluffy Vauseman AU, with some additions, including a Halloween add-on.

In the summer before her last semester at Smith, Piper Chapman finds herself in NYC interning with a publishing company. What happens when what was supposed to be a simple summer job gets flipped upside down by a certain dark haired editor? AU. Vauseman. Rating may change.

We all have that desire in life, to be accepted and to be loved. But what happens when that is not enough? For 16 year old Piper Chapman, the girl who has it all. What more could she possibly need? When will it ever be enough?

Christmas used to be Piper's favourite time of year - but not since last Christmas. It is now just two days before Christmas when she meets Alex and Nicky...can they restore her faith in the festive season? At least a two parter. As ever - Vauseman all the way :)

What if Piper never left Alex in Paris after Diane died and they never went to prison? A once thriving marriage crumbled in the palm of Alex's hand as Alex moved up the ladder in the cartel. Even though they're separated can Alex leave the cartel and reconcile with Piper? Forgive me, I suck at summaries.

Piper is fed up with her life and job that is, till the office newbie shows up.

After six years Alex went back to the small town called "Litchfield" where she grew up. A lot of things happened before with the Chapmans and is she really ready to face the people who broke her heart especially Piper. But now that she's a successful chef and have a lot of respect. This is her time to prove them wrong! I suck at summary and hope you'll love my story.

zombie fighter AU, set in the near future after a mysterious infection has killed all but 10% of the population and turned most of the dead into undead. Featuring: Piper. Alex. Vampires. Werewolves. Zombies. Romance. Action. Angst. Death...

Oneshots set in the world of "Monster", aka Max 'verse (Piper/Alex kid fic). Often prompts, but not always. All are standalone (though reading the establishing fic is obviously helpful), not in any order. Latest: An oblivious thirteen year old Max discovers the music of Death Maiden.

AU Alex started using drugs after her breakup but realised her mistake after almost getting busted. She left Kubra and is working her way through life. Piper met Larry 3 years later and has been with him for the past 5 years. What if after 8 years the past stumbles their way?

Are any of us ACTUALLY good with summaries? Here's the gist; Country life, Alex and Piper and all the others. Try it. I own no one and I'm warning you all, it'll start slow. But it'll be well worth it. Enjoy.

Vauseman Titanic AU. In which Piper Chapman is a bored but conditioned high society girl, traveling first class with her obscenely wealthy parents and fiancé, Larry Bloom; Alex Vause is a ruffian semi-homeless artist who's never once dressed or acted like a "lady", coming aboard with a steerage ticket won with a lucky hand of poker.

Piper has never had much interest in ice hockey, that is until she sees the enigmatic captain of the Litchfield Lions take to the ice. Short multi parter if people like the premise... Vauseman all the way :)

Vauseman AU. Twelve fluffy one shots, mostly based on prompts.

Piper hasn't had sex in two weeks. And she's not happy. Vauseman. Slight A/U. Smut. One-shot.

In a world where imperfection is one of those things which is truly certain, how do you know whether it's finally the right time to give up? One-shot.

Desperate for mules, Alex picks Piper, not really knowing what she was getting into!

Vauseman A/U. How can two pieces of a puzzle so broken and jagged fit so perfectly together? Rated M due to sex, drugs, and language.

There's always one person out there for someone. Piper Chapman is seven years old when she first feels her soulmate. Alex Vause is thirteen. A story about how they find each other. See inside for a more detailed summary.

When Taylor's girlfriend breaks up with her, Laura is there for her. This causes old buried feelings to resurface.

Fluffy Vauseman one shot. Just a little something I thought of and ran with it today. Hope you enjoy.

AU, Alex Vause is an experienced soldier in the US army, Piper Chapman is a fresh faced soldier just out of training, a chance meeting and a series of interconnected events will determine the rest of their lives.

Western AU. Piper is a Boston socialite who traveled West to escape the weight of expectations and general unhappiness. She ends up staying and falling for a mysterious ranch hand with a dangerous past that's bound to catch up with them both...

Ron and Hermione were living separate lives, until Hermione decides to make a drastic change, incidentally throwing herself into Ron's world. However, it isn't easy falling in love when both are determined to impede the inevitable every step of the way.

Little Alex / Piper one shot set at an American Football game - based on an idea I had whilst watching the International series in London this weekend. One-shot - drabbly Vauseman.

AU. Vauseman. *Known before as 'By the River'* Pipers POV. Pink roses are Piper's favorite, and there's only one person who knows that.

One shot complete. Alex and Piper have an interesting flight. I do not own any characters etc. hope you enjoy. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Piper starts high school with zero confidence and zero friends. Will joining the soccer team be the trick to an actual enjoyable high school experience? Completely AU

AU: Everything happens in less than a month. It starts with Alex's eyes glued to a certain blonde girl that keeps showing at her usual bar. Then, you know where this will go, so M rated. ONE SHOT.

Pizza delivery AU, The short one in which Alex is a pizza delivery girl and Piper is a hungover college student who doesn't know how to tip.

A clandestine relationship can be exciting, thrilling, exhilarating - but is it enough? Title taken from R.E.M. song of the same name. My first attempt at a multi-chapter story.

Yeah some of the scenes in OITNB are sexual, and you gotta do some stuff to make them look real. But it's just all acting, right? Laura/Taylor. Just something I'm writing to get ideas on how to continue my other stories.

Vauseman one-shot. Takes place 4 years after the ending of season 3. It's been three years since Piper left Litchfield. And three months since Alex did. The two women meet each other, neither knowing what to expect from the encounter.

Sequel to The Peril of Proximity. "On one hand, we know that everything happens for a reason, and there are no mistakes or coincidences. On the other hand, we learn that we can never give up, knowing that with the right tools and energy, we can reverse any decree or karma. So, which is it? Let the Light decide, or never give up? The answer is: both." – Yehuda Berg

Every chapter is a new situation/part of Alex and Pipers' relationship. It's basically everything that happened or could have happened from season one until three (so far), in no particular order. There'll be angst, fluff and smut.

Sleep was all that was planned, but even when they're sleeping it doesn't always work out like that for Alex and Piper. One-shot. First ever post.

Season 3 left me hungry. Then I had an idea about how it might go on, and I thought I should write it down. Then, once I wrote it down, it kept growing. Like fungus. Post Season 3, Vauseman.

Hermione's anxiety takes a hold of her and threatens to get in the way of her slow and developing relationship with Ron. He is the only one who can pull her out of her own head long enough to finally let go.

Alex and Piper both struggle to adjust to life outside of prison. And to life without each other. Alex is determined not to make the same mistakes twice. Piper is slowly derailing as she becomes obsessed with becoming a version of herself that she is not. Together, they realize that life outside of prison is harder than they ever could have imagined.

This is an AU one shot. Piper is an upcoming talent in the pharmaceutical world, she is invited to a conference where she meets the mysterious Alex Vause. Rated M for language and sexual content.

It started to win the affections of one; it ended something completely diffent

Post season 3 Vauseman... Their love is repaired and their life together begins. One shot that will turn into chapters if well received.

Piper Chapman is on an all expenses paid cruise with her best friend when she meets the mysterious enigma that is Alex Vause. Piper thought she was prepared for everything, but when the waters get rough will she sink or swim? (AU)

AU :: one-shot :: Piper POV :: "Piper just smiles and shrugs. 'This place is haunted. What do you expect'"

AU one shot – Piper is at her ex's wedding feeling miserable but finds unexpected company in the bartender.

AU. Alex is a multimillionaire business woman always on the hunt for talent. Piper's fresh out of college trying her best to break into the world of journalism. When Alex stumbles across Piper's blog one day she realises she's onto a winner. But for someone who is normally a good judge of character, she get's Piper completely wrong. Maybe she wasn't cut out for it after all...

Sick of being nagged by her mother to get a job, Piper Chapman moves to LA to start a new life for herself. After stumbling upon Litchfield, a slinky burlesque lounge, her life completely changes when she meets the imposing and impressive owner, Alex Vause, and her beautiful team of dancers. AU based upon the Cher film, Burlesque.

a High School au where Alex and Nicky make a deal to ask the girls they're head over heels with to prom.

College sophomore Piper Chapman comes across a group of protesters, along with a certain brunette standing up to them. To prove a point, she impulsively kisses Alex. How does she cope with the aftermath? Not the best summary, check it out for more details. [Epilogue Posted]

Piper and Polly have spent the last few years building their company. Alex and Nicky have spent the last few years in prison. When a work program for ex-cons matches them up, things get interesting! Pipex with other characters in the mix.

Sequel to We'll Always Have Paris. One-shot.

(Parkslope : Part Deux)

This is a serious of one shots. It may contain a little bit of sexitime, but I will let you know as I go.

One-shot Laylor. Taylor Schilling and Laura Prepon go to Europe for promotional purposes for Orange Is The New Black. What happens when old feelings are reopened causing a new shift in their relationship as friends and co-stars? Does what happens in Europe stay in Europe? I suck at summary but please give this one a try lol

For once, the student has all the power over the teacher... What happens when Alex Vause starts teaching at B.H.S. and her relationship with a student is more than she can bargain for? High school - Vauseman.

Nicky and Alex live together and even though it has been years, they just can't get over a certain red lipped tiny brunette and her blonde blue eyed friend. [Will probably be M rated in future chapters.]

After the war, Hermione and Ron attempt to build their relationship and rebuild their lives.

Taylor and Laura first met because of their Netflix series, Orange Is The New Black. They eventually become friends. But what happens when they find themselves feeling some things that are very new to them, some thing so much more, and something that scares them? Will they choose to ignore it? Or will they find it worth fighting for?

SEQUEL to Inevitable. AU. The title is lame, the story, however, won't be. (Fingers crossed). Intellectual property of Piper Kerman/Jenji Kohan. Rated M due to language and Vauseman. Enjoy.

AU. Alex and Piper meet at a wedding and hit it off. Alex thinks she knows Piper, but there's more than meets the eye. I'm horrible at summaries, try the story instead! Rated M for themes, and Vauseman.

Moving can be hell.

Returning to Litchfield prison turns Alex bitter and spiteful towards Piper, but things take a drastic turn when they're forced to work together in order to survive the chilling slaughter of mother nature. [Alex/Piper]

AU. No one knew about the way she would steal glances at the girl next door. Ever since she was five, she'd been drawn to her. She tried to befriend her many times back then, always knocking on the door with various reasons as to why they would be the best of friends.

High School Senior Piper Chapman goes to an Accepted Students Day at Smith College, where she is paired with current student Alex Vause. How will they handle the situation? AU One shot

AU: Piper finds herself incomplete. Even if everything in her life is perfect, she feels uncomfortable. What will shake her world? Who will bring her to real life? Can a tattoo be what she needs to make a change? Well, depends on who is the tattooer.

Four times that Alex falls in love with Piper, and one time that she tells her. One shot. Slight A.U

Alex takes Piper on a date to a haunted trail. AU one-shot

Dante's definition of hell is "proximity without intimacy." Alex surfaces in Piper's life unexpectedly, and Piper is dangerously intrigued. AU

Alex is rear-ended on her way to work by a WASP-y blonde. Short one-shot of what happens from there.

"For A Good Time, Call Alex" College Alex and Piper. Just a quick AU one-shot

A very drunk Piper combined with the possibility of Karaoke probably spells disaster. Or maybe not? One-shot. Fluff.

What happens when Laura and Taylor fall in love off screen? (Rated K for the use of minor bad language, rating may change)

Piper and Alex engage in banter concerning how the rest of the world sees them. Alex is much happier about the labels that pertain to her than Piper is. This only makes Alex happier and Piper more annoyed. Vauseman fluffy one-shot.

AU. Cute One-shot. Piper and Alex are both college students at this time. Piper is in town staying at her grandmas old place while she's on her winter break, and makes a friend who she won't ever want to leave.

One-shot AU. Vauseman, age 17. Piper is working the summer in a Penny Arcade and happens to meet the infamous Alex Vause who turns out to be just what she thought she'd be and so much more.

A/U: Alex Vause receives a Facebook friend request from a girl she does not know at all, deciding to accept the request to get her mind off her ex-girlfriend. Piper Chapman, pressured by her best friend, creates a fake Facebook account and starts messaging with a really hot gal. What will happen when the two get to know each other?

Sort of "Young Blood", vignette style, from Diane's perspective. But the first half ended up just being Diane and Alex backstory that is just as applicable to canon as to my 'verse. So...if you're not into the YB stuff but just want some early Diane and Alex, first chapter's still completely applicable. For the second chapter, you only have to have read "YB" not all the sequels.

"I mean it. Come here, I'll tell you're a friend I've met at the campus!". [..] And after a few hours Alex is there, in the Chapman's living room, sat on the couch beside Piper.

Series of fluffy Vauseman One-Shot. Suggestions are open/allowed. Pre-Litchfield, Litchfield, Post-Litchfield, and AU are acceptable.

Piper is released from prison after serving her sentence. This is a story about what happens when she's a free woman and how that affects her relationship with Alex.

AU. Oneshot. Piper telling her grandma about how she met Alex and how happy she is.

A glimpse into Piper's mind as she find herself falling in love with Alex. (Canon) Disclaimer: No characters belong to me. All is property of Piper Kerman and the genius that is Jenji Kohan. This is my first fanfiction, so please review!

In Litchfield, Nicky and Boo make a bet that affects Piper and Alex's relationship. Alex Vause/Piper Chapman.

Latest in the Young Blood 'verse. Sequel to "Landslide". Piper and Alex at age 24.

'I don't want to lose you again.' [Sequel to Behind Closed Doors; ONESHOT. Alex/Piper]

A/U: Alex and Piper were high school best friends until Alex professed her love for Piper on the night of graduation. Fast forward 10 years, and Alex happens to stumble upon Piper. Once in the friend zone, always in the friend zone? *Loosely based on the movie Just Friends*

Only she is missing. [Alex/Piper – Christmas oneshot – Post Litchfield]

AU. Kinda. Alex and Piper never goes to prison but got separated. Alex is out of the cartel and now a detective. Few years had passed and they found eah other again, fell in love and is now married, with a kid. A teenager, to be exact. All is well, until one day, Alex is hauted by a mistake she did in the past. (Not good with summaries. Just check it out and tell me what you think)

Alex Vause did not fall in love. Until one day, all thanks to a gorgeous blonde who loved her back with more than she could ever want, she did. - A short, slight AU Oneshot venturing into Alex falling in love with the glorious Piper Chapman -

Slight AU. Alex awakens after having a minor operation, still hazed with the aftermaths of the anaesthetic and has seem to forgotten that the beautiful blonde next to her is her girlfriend and not her nurse. One shot. Fluff. [Piper/Alex]

Alex has been out of town for work for one month and she is coming home in two days. This is a simple one shot that allows you to experience the anticipation Piper feels as she waits for Alex's arrival.

Fulfilling Tumblr prompt for Lifeguard/Beach 's the summer before her senior year of college, and Piper failed to make other plans, so she's stuck with her family in their beach house in some seaside town full of rich vacationers who can afford to take the time off. Nearby, locals Alex and Poussey work their yearly summer gig as lifeguards.

A/U: Piper just finished college and is out on a date, but it doesn't result in what she thinks.

Alex and Nicky are employees of the national retailer, Litchefield's Market. What happens when Alex has was she thought was a one time run in with a certain blonde, only to find that that same blonde is her newest Co-worker? Vauseman of course!

Piper learns the hard way why a doctor should never fall for their patient. [Alex/Piper - AU]

Newest sequel to "Young Blood" and "It's Friday, I'm In Love". Three chapters in total. Starts us out in spring break of Piper's freshmen year of college.

This my version of the episode: Lesbian Request Denied. But with no Crazy Eyes throwing pie. Angst ish. Alex P.O.V all the way. VauseMan because duh. One-Shot? I guess. R&R

Set right after the Second Wizarding War. Harry and Ron have just become Auror's, and Harry has taken Teddy into his home. But when Harry goes missing, who is left to take care of Teddy? Ron, with the help of Hermione, is forced to pick up the broken pieces, bringing the new couple only closer together. Rated M for some adult content

There is always sunlight after a storm. Epilogue to Overcast.

"The friendship doesn't work out quite well. At the whole time, you were right about something: you two were and will never be friends." Alex celebrates her third year out of prison. Vauseman One-Shot. Warnings: language, mentions of sex.

Brief, fluffy piece to ease the transition between lengthy angst fics. This is a complete whim, and probably the only time I'll ever write this trope/genre for these two. I don't even want to say anything else. Canon compliant with the end of season two, just fast forward a few years.

Ron grieves the loss of his brother and tries to figure out life after the war while trying to navigate his new relationship with Hermione. Cover art is by the talented anxiouspineapples and is titled "At Long Last".

One-shot fic which takes place around Piper and Alex's early, apparently joyful traveling days.

Season Two of OITNB told us over and over that prison isn't summer camp. But, like...maybe I want it to be. Just for a little while. Hence...camp counselor AU. Piper POV/Vauseman centric, but everyone's definitely a part of it.

Super random theme park AU. In which Alex, in the summer job from hell, is working a games booth at a theme park (alongside some other familiar faces), bored out of her mind until the day some dull Jewish guy brings his girlfriend by Alex's booth to try to win her a prize...but she's not exactly eyeing the stuffed animals.

Follow-up to "Young Blood". Due to multiple requests for the the specific prompt: Alex's first time visiting Piper in college. Two parts.

After being released from SHU, Piper expects to return to the same drama filled prison she has grown to know and she isn't wrong. With the inmates in danger from an internal source and Alex doing a good job of keeping her on her toes, Piper is going to need to keep her wits about her and her guard high if she wants to reach the end of her sentence. Eventual Vauseman... Enjoy!

This is the third part in the Runaway Bride series. Alex and Piper are together, but what now? Go through the ups and downs as they try to found love for the second time. Fluff. Smut. Drama. Vauseman. This story is on hiatus until further notice.

Hermione Granger grew up in the Muggle World hiding her magical ability from those around her. That all changes when Ron Weasley, Auror, makes an interesting discovery while on a case. AU but keeping with the books.

"Piper Chapman is nine years when she first sees Alex Vause." A childhood/middle school/high school AU for Alex and Piper. Incorporates their flashbacks from the series. Emphasis on the high school era. Two shot.

Piper Chapman hates this hold that Alex Vause has over her. How the hell can two people be so wrong for each other, yet so completely and perfectly right for each other at the same time? An Alex/Piper fic post-prison.

Third part in the Snowflakes Trilogy. Alex and Piper are a family now and life for once is going good for both of them. They are happy, really happy. But not all good things can last for too long. What happens when one of their own falls ill...will they be able to survive as a family unit or will the threads of their family be stretched too far? Breaking them apart...yet again?

"Maybe there was too much f****** history between them." Set in the future, this story takes place years after season 1, when both Piper and Alex are already out of prison and haven't seen each other in a very long time. There'll be flashbacks, but I'll be making up what happens in the future, while doing my best to stay true to the characters.

I've catalogued every other expression he has into my memory, sorted by mood and time of day. I can literally read his face like a book…except for that one incredibly infuriating look. COMPLETE!

Set after Piper serves her sentence and is released from prison. Will Piper run into Alex by chance, and if so, how would that meeting turn out? (This story is complete, and I will upload the three or four chapters, one per day.)

"Often during the next few weeks, their minds would come back to this time when everything was perfect and uncomplicated. They would use it as an escape from the firestorm that was brewing back home. A firestorm that would test their loyalty to their jobs and to their NCIS family."

This is a look at the developing relationship between Hermione and Ron set during the Deathly Hallows. All characters and settings belong to J.K. Rowling. Please read and review, this is my first fan fiction! NOW COMPLETE!

Have you ever wondered why Piper decided to travel the world with a known drug boss? Piper's decisions over the years show how she became the woman who fell in love with Alex Vause. (Told from Piper's POV.)

Snowflakes fell. It came down in pelts, painting everything in pure whiteness. If this had been a different lifetime. A different place, Piper Chapman would have taken in the beauty of the snow. However, this wasn't a different lifetime. This wasn't Connecticut or New York City. This was Litchfield. Post-Finale. Piper/Alex. A little Alex and Nicky too.

Ron and Hermione are married with two kids. Wedded bliss but some dangers lurk. Harry's here too.

A little Piper/Alex (Pipex?) fic set after the season finale. This is my first fanfiction ever and English is not my first language. I did my best! Be gentle with me. :)

AU. Piper and Alex meet in detention at Litchfield High School, forming an instant attraction to one another. When strange occurrences start to plague Piper, it becomes clear that it is not just Alex and Larry that have an invested interest in the blonde. Piper must deal with conflicting feelings, imminent dangers, and all the struggles of being a senior in high school. Piper/Alex

Slight AU. Post Litchfield. On the day of her wedding, Piper looks back over her past two relationships with Alex and Larry and comes to peace with the fact that she's made the right choice. Piper/Larry, and Piper/Alex.

Prompt from fig-aruna. Piper and Alex's first kiss, where Alex has to work for it a bit! Vauseman paring, obviously.

Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley have made a big mistake, but how to fix it when lovesick teenagers are after them and ready to kill? AU.

This couldn't be happening. It just couldn't. But it was true. In her sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione Jean Granger was carrying her best friend's baby.

AU. Ron and Hermione are best friends and flatmates. No magic! Except from the magical love of R/Hr.

Set at end of HBP. As the ministry falls further under Voldemorts control a new law is passed, forcing Hermione into a life she wasn't ready for. How will it affect the horcrux hunt and the fight against Voldemort? rated M for minor adult themes, nothing too crazy.

Ron's been in Austrailia for two years for Auror training. When he comes back he sees that the love of his life is engaged and has had his baby... Rated M for a sexual content!

Hermione and Ron find themselves in a battle of wills unlike anything they have experienced before.

It's the longest start but the end's not too far away... It took Ron and Hermione years to finally get together but after just eighteen months everything is starting to crumble around them.

Since the war, Hermione Granger has been distant for some unrevealed reason. Today, Ron Weasley has had enough.

Reunited, Ron and Hermione face different obstacles after being separated for two years. Together they experience love, friendship, jealousy, drama, and a little mystery. Mainly Ron/Hermione with Harry/Ginny. COMPLETED.

Hermione can't sleep. It's just too quiet. She needs to hear the lullaby of Ron's snoring to get some rest. Sweet little R/H story that will eventually be continued. Rated M for content in later chapters. Enjoy!

It's 7 years after the fall of the Dark Lord. Hermione has been trying to get on with her life and forget the night Ron Weasley died. But the night a long-ago symbol appears outside her window, she gets more mystery and excitement than she wished for.

Love is all you need. A collection of Beatles songfics.

You Are Invited, To Ron and Hermione's wedding. Please, join the bride and groom on their special day. As they look back and look forward to their love story. ONESHOT!

When Harry gives himself and his two best friends a ring each, the other two don't realise what he is asking of them. And then, slowly, it dawns on them as they wait in the dark: he is so much alone yet so little without them.