Alright, as you may have guessed I am thecolorsoftwilight. Originally I had a little blurb about the stories I had written, but as I was updating my profile I realized that doesn't make sense and just take too much work.

I will tell you that I love theatre! And Twilight-but that's another story. I hated the movie. It was messed up and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart did not play their parts well. I am only going to see New Moon because of Jamie Campell Bower(Caius-look him up on imbd) and Taylor Laughtner-even if I hate Jacob. Oh that's another thing. It annoys me when people say they are team Jacob because they like Taylor or team Edward because they like Robert. FYI teams hve been around longer than the movie. The term team refers to who you want Bella with. And I think we all know she belongs with Edward. Jacob is such a jerk and there would always be the threat of him imprinting on someone else. (Sorry for the rant! I just had to get it out there!)

Oh-kee-dokey. I would like to post a shamless link to a story on FF. It is BLOODY FANTASTIC! But only if you are a fan of Dramione. Even if you aren't, I would suggest you read it. Its called Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo. (just stop reading my profile and go read it now).

THIS IS A REALLY GOOD VIDEO!! if you like maximum ride-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlWO8Z8nhIE

Thanks to my amazing beta reader Rowena of Naxen who post my chapters when I get banned from the internet. She is AMAZING!

Thanks to orieosNcookiecrunch2, the author of It All Started with a Vampire Named Bella for getting me hooked on fanfiction

Disclaimer (applies to everything I write) so I don't have to do it on every chapter: I don't own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does. I am not Stephenie Meyer. I wish I was that cool, but I'm not. This is the only time you will see this! Obviously I do not own Twilight, which is why my stuff is on a fanfiction website. :) Adding something else here: Even if I'm not writing about Twilight I still don't own any thing! The author does

Copy and Pastes

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 5 that would yell, "DO A FLIP!"

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile

If when you read Maximum Ride you wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner, copy and paste this into your profile

WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH TWILIGHT

1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies ( and sad because they're not that great)

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE STEPHENIE MEYER IS PUTTING MIDNIGHT SUN ON HOLD!!

13. You always relate songs to twilight

14. You relate real life situations to twilight

15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing
(thanks to TRUsong for putiing this on her profile. But i changed it slightly)

10 reasons

Reasons why Draco and Hermione belong together or should because:

Opposites attract.

Ron would be jealous.

Forbidden love (evil laughs)

Lucius will go mad.

Actually everyone will go mad.

Dumbledore will dance in his grave shouting " yippee, house unity "

Harry will never catch the snitch as Hermione would be cheering for Draco.

They would make cute children.

Rita sketer will have more rumors and articles to write about.

And last but not the least

Because she is Hermione Granger the mud blood, belongs to the light side and is Gryffindor while he is Draco Malfoy the pureblood, belongs to the dark side and is slytherin.
(Thanks to 00small town girl00 for writing this lovely little piece. Its actually a fic but she gave me permission to put it here. Go check out her other fics!)

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the

need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it either.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance
(once again thanks to TRUsong-not a guy but wish a guy would do this for me!)

MY FAVORITE THINGS!! (song pun)

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU(the movie-shows allright but mmmm...heath ledger)

Regina Spektor

A Very Potter Musical

TOM FELTON

Stellar Kart- band

The Rake's Song- by the decemberists

Venitian Masks

16 Candles

Dirty Dancing

Instant Star

Hot Topic

England

Italy

Taming of the Shrew

A Midsummer's Night Dream

Baskeball

Hockey

FAVORITE BOOKS!!

Twilight Saga-i hated the movie(TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!)

Blue Bloods

Gemma Doyle Trilogy

Maximum Ride Series (GO FAX!!)

The Hunger Games

Feeling Sorry for Celia

Vampire Kisses

THE HOST!!

Harry Potter Series-love the movies except for the 6th(wasn't that amazing)

Inkworld Trilogy

-thats it for now!

love tcot (thecolorsoftwilight)