Rowena, a struggling Undead, challenges the deadly duo of Anor Londo at last. A plea for mercy spares her briefly from the Dragon Slayer's wrath. But this one act sparks a strange and unwilling collaboration, one that will change the fate of Lordran forever...if they stop trying to end each other, that is.

The inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom are thriving while Bowser's kingdom starves, so he kidnaps Peach to save his lands. After falling in love with her, he figures marrying her will join their kingdoms and rescue his from death. Problem is, she doesn't want to marry him or anyone! When a psychopathic plumber gets thrown into the mix, chaos ensues. SMUT WARNING.