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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
A Human Moment by Kalona Cullen reviews
Sequel 2 Ultimate Bloodbath. Read 1st story 1st! ALL CHARACTERS BELONG 2 STEPHENIE MEYER! Bella & Edward Struggle to get what they both want, but when all fails, they return to their previous lives, only to get a huge surprise in the outcome! CH. 2 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 9/5/2007
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Halfway to Anywhere by thefoodsnob reviews
Edward has a wedding present for Bella, something that will give them the life they need together as they embark into eternity together. May be rated M in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
A New life by Kalona Cullen reviews
I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS THEY BELONG TO STEPHANIE MEYER! B&E SEVERAL problems occur while Bella and Edward try to be together for real! I love my reviewers...THE FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! This story is complete, but i am considering a sequal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete