K, here's a LITTLE about me

1.gender?

FEMALE

2.name?

not telling people at this time.

3.location?

anywhere you're not!

4.Age?

18 and proud!

5.favorite song?

anything with a good beat

6.relationships?

single but there are pending offers from both men and women

7.birthday?

February 26

8.school?

4TH YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL

9.(a)Eyes?

brown

(b)hair?

blood red(as so many people like too call it)(it's natural too!)

(c)skin?

very pale white

(d)weight?

not something i want to say

10.RANDOM!?!

I'm a fanatic for furies, fluff, and horses, and furry horses that are fluffy!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

Favorite quotes!

-if life gives you lemons make lime aid

-be weird. the people who stare are just stiffs who have no sense of fun

-if you ever see someone with glasses don't go up and go "can u see me?"

-if someone slaps you, you punch back

-If all weird people are normal, then its the normal ones who are strange

-if you didn't ask, then what makes you think you'll get a reply anyway

-I believe that some things are impossible. Have you ever tried to slam a revolving door?

-It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter.

-I would rather you hate me for everything i am, then have you love me for something I'm not.

-We’re the type of friends who don’t know why were laughing... so LAUGH harder.

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge... damn I'm gonna miss you!

-Death is hereditary.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking.

-They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

-Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

-When I was in grade school i was asked to write what i wanted to be when I grew up. Some kids said things like "super hero" and "fireman" but all I said was happy. When i said this they said I didn't understand the assignment. I say they didn't understand life.

-I am right 97 percent of the time, who cares about the other 4 percent

-Madness & Sanity are labels given by society...and I am Anti-Social

-It's a Stupid idea, I'll go first

-How many drugs do you take to keep the color of the sky in your world blue?

-FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

-Fire at Will! who is Will and why are we shooting at him?

-If you love someone let them go, if they come back to you their yours, if they don't hunt them down and kill them

-"When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party"

-Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow they may make it illegal

-I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

-" I worship the quicksand he walks in"

-Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning

-There's no half singing in the shower,either you're a rock star or an opera diva

-The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem. It is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

-I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when i lost it. I don't know if i ever had it. But i have seen the boss's job,and i do not want it

-If you can't beat them arrange to have them beaten

-"if you can't convince them confuse them."-Harry S. Truman

-Never go to bed mad.Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!!!!!

-Have you noticed? anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

-24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?

-Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i can not change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill because they pissed me off.

-I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

-Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them!

-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

-There cannot be a crisis today my schedule is already full!

-I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did...not screaming like the passengers in his car

-Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss

-"one of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

-Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs

-Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up too.

-Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

-"True friends stab you in the front."

-If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is definitely not for you

-All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand

-Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail

-Once is chance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action.

-Diamonds are a girl's best friend...they're sharper then knives

-there's no such thing as normal. What is it, some kind of disease?

-You know when you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

-history is just a set of agree-upon lies

-when a girl asks you whether you think she's fat, run for your life. There is no right answer for that question.

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

-Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

-'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'(LOVE THIS, don't own it but, BUT LOVE IT)

-A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

-Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

-Normal people worry me.

-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

-I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

-Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

-People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

-how much wood could a would chuck chuck if a wood chuck had a chainsaw and two tons of TNT

-what would god do for a Klondike bar

-You said my duty was to protect my country. Wrong, my duty is to protect my friends.

-cute things kill people

-Q:how did the teacher cross the highway
A:take the "f" out of free and the "f" out of way
AA:there's no f in way

-Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.(this is one i DO NOT own but love all the same)

-change is never something u see coming unless its from a vending machine

- p.m.s. = prehistoric monster syndrome

-join the "i don't care" club. we have jackets!(this one i say to my mom and brother that's mine)

-if you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a hard time loving anyone, since you resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving yourself.

-life has got to be lived that's all there is to it

-we are new everyday

-not even the best batters can hit them all

-you never conquer a mountain. you just stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your foot prints away.

-don't spend time beating on a wall hoping it'll turn into a door

-wisdom never kicks at the iron walls it can't bring down

-a pint can't hold a quart. if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.

-we would worry less about what people thought of us if we realized how seldom they do.

-a fool or idiot is a person who expects things to happen that never can

-your goal should be just out of reach not entirely out of sight

-hate is like an acid it can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured

-keep your face in the sunshine and you can't see the shadows

-free advice is worth exactly what you paid for it

-In the end there are no ends just new beginnings.

-Broken Heart:
Sun may shine.
Rain may poor.

But my heart
never beats.

Your dreams change.
Your mind evolves.

But my heart
never beats.

Your love may fade.
You may leave... again.

But my heart still
will never beat.

Never for you.(this one is mine)

-Ad Astra Per Aspera.
(Through the Hardships, to the Stars.)(this is one i looked up, its a states motto and i have it posted on a lot of the things that i own because it's a really good, uplifting saying)

-Listen boys & men; "no" means "no" not "sure you can grab my ass when i turn around".

-At times it's the tin cup that holds more water than the gold chalice.

-Bad situations can only be made worse by the view of the beholder

-Life is like abstract art. Just because one person see nothing the person next to him may see just the opposite, for he may see everything.

-Oh? Didn't I tell you? No? Well then it must be none of your business.

-I love when people laugh at me thinking I'll stop doing what makes me me.

-Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
_The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
_The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
_The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
_The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
_The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
_The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
_The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
_The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

-I'm making some changes to my life if you don't hear from me your one of them.

-One man's logic is another's insanity.

-I don't have awkward moments. I have an awkward life, occasionally interrupted by normalcy.

NOW PLEASE UNDERSTAND I HAVE COLLECTED THESE OVER THE YEARS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHO ORIGINALLY WROTE/CREATED THEM THERE FORE BEYOND A FEW THAT ARE MINE I PUTTING UP A DISCLAIMER HERE AND NOW!!! (if there are some you wish to see here let me know and i will add them and a name who it's from!)