"Say, pal, you don't look so good." "No surprise. Everything that happens to me is all your fault, anyway." "And I have so much fun causing you such misery. What a wonderful little plaything you are." "I hate you." "I know." Just a bunch of drabbles revolving around Wilson and Maxwell.

What starts as a normal skirmish between RED and BLU evolves into chaos as Dustbowl is destroyed and the RED Engineer finds himself cut off from his team, heavily wounded and desperate to survive as the Respawn system malfunctions...

It's a well-known fact that Sniper isn't much of a dancer, but Spy hasn't been one to ever let the facts get in the way. Light, fluffy Sniper/Spy. Oneshot!

What happens when you let Rabbit read to a newly powered on The Spine? Peter wishes he knew. Steam Powered Giraffe.

Hatchworth asks a question. His brothers have the answer. Steam Powered Giraffe

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

Felix has been troubled about the blackout in the arcade for weeks. The only person he can turn to by now is Turbo. Rated T for some swearing. This fanfiction has Turbo/Felix slash. Don't like, don't read. Completed.

Turbo wakes up after the battle for Sugar Rush. Unfortunately he has no memory of what happened, where he is, or even who he is. He runs into some trouble when seeking answers and eventually ends up finding something else has survived...something that will turn everyone's world upside down...especially his own.

College AU. Loki is forced to attend the same college as Thor. He goes, carrying the secret that has been tearing at him for two years, intent on distancing himself from Thor and his circle of friends. Especially the obnoxious Tony Stark. But things don't always work out like you plan. Will they accept each other, even with their dark sides? ((Pt 1 of the Picture Perfect series))

The discovery of a rogue gaming code leads to the revealing of a strained friendship between Felix and Turbo, before the latter went game-jumping. Oneshot, spoilers.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

The RED Heavy gets up for an early Sandvich. But it turns out that the RED Medic is always an early riser. Well... somebody's got to feed the Flock... Turns out Medic's really not as chilly as she pretends to be though. She likes breakfasting with large men, and sharing, and being spontaneous... Heavy/Fem!Medic. One-Shot!

There are only six of them left now, and five carrier tanks waiting patiently on the horizon. BLU Medic writes, draws comfort from the dove of a dead man, and goes to battle. Inspired by the MvM trailer.

NOW v2! Basically punched up the intro a little. The Blue FemScout gets away from the rush of war, but can she find time to fantasize of her love? And can she do it without getting caught? Special Thanks to: Fudgie Wudgie, who bugged me to make a story starring FemScout and Heavy and to Katman-Khan, who was an awesome editor, and wrote most of the clever bits in this thing

Medic has been severely injured after Teufort became corrupted by an outside source. The soldiers have left to find out what the hell is going on. Medic/Engie. Torture, smut. HIATUS for quite some time. Anyone who can offer inspiration would be a gem.

Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.

After a long day of traveling and finally reaching the border into the BLU's territory, the RED Medic does a routine check on his comrades... and the RED Soldier.

A Medic with a headache, an angry Sniper, a Scout having a bad mood. And it's all - of course - Spy's fault. WARNING: Slash male/male , the explicit kind. Don't like it? It's okay, but kindly leave now. There are enough stories you'd like more.

A Team Fortress 2 story about unrequited gay love, misunderstandings, blackmail, and sex among members of the RED Team. Also contains drunken shenanigans and bare-fisted brawling.

It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .

Miss Pauling x Medic. Can she get close to the mysterious doctor?

Heavy disrupts the status quo when he finds his affections torn.

Heavy comforts Medic after the death of Archimedes. One-shot. Heavy/Medic. Written for Lady Shockbox.

Prussia is ashamed of his feelings for Germany and hides them. He doesn't know that Germany is trapped in an even worse snare. He remains clueless about Germany's nightly visits to his bedroom and his being molested at night. SEQUEL ADDED!

While being held hostage by the BLU team, the RED Spy and his caretaker, the BLU medic, begin to develop feelings for each other. Will ether one have the courage to admit them? MedicXSpy love! Rated T for bit of swearing and blood.

Scout hangs around Medic when he isn't blasting fools on the battlefield. Rated M, Medic/Scout, M/M yaoi.

A day in the life of Ludwig's phone. / Check out my writing Tumblr to see this in picture-form.

The base is hot. Too hot. Respawn blows a gasket and the Engineer finds himself in a body that most certainly does not belong to him. Spy finds himself in a similar situation; chaos ensues. Rated T for language, sexual situations, and lame title.

Christmas comes around, and the shyest Spy must find the perfect present for his love, Engineer. DISCLAIMER: NotTim the ShySpy is not my character

"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."

Upon being snowed in at the RED base at Coldfront with no way to go home to their families for Christmas, a certain member of RED decides to bring Christmas to his teammates on Christmas Eve. Rated for mild language. Contains fluff.

Cheating at cards made easy.

The man under the gas-mask is not normal. But at least he knows that. A life-changing day in the life of a Pyro. Oneshot, a little heavy on the four letter words, but other than that pretty tame.

When it looks like another Christmas will pass without any gifts for Pyro, one of his teammates reaches out in a gesture of friendship. Reviews welcome!