GIVE US REVIEWS OR GIVE US DEATH.

Which just comes to say, we're probably dead.

Crane Yank speaks like this.

Christian Jaw speaks like this.

Hello. You may refer to us as Crane Yank and Christian Jaw. We are two Asians on crack, as you may have noticed. We like food and making crappy layouts. Wait, scratch that. Jaw makes beastly layouts. No, I don't, Crane. You're too modest. You know you make beastlier ones than I! I never knew you had a consciousness called Crane. Stop making me look stupid.

Now time for some FAQ! (Actually, we asked ourselves these questions, but that doesn't matter!)

Q: Are you really two Asians on crack?
A: Ye- /cough/ No, actually. No. We are not on crack, though we are two Asians.

Q: So why are your names Crane Yank and Christian Jaw?
A: Ask our mothers. The minds of parents are very complicated things indeed.

Q: So Jaw, are you actually Christian?
A: No, sorry.

Q: Then what are you?
A: A Pokémon, obviously.

Q: Crane. A favorite pastime?
A: Hello, I like to dissect things. Organic things, or perhaps live things. Preferably with awesome internal structure. Oh, Crane, you're such a weirdo!

Now let's go buff some strings! Yeh!

LUCKY THIRTEEN! ;D!