Gender: Female

Age: Young

Location: I've been lost for a while now...

Favorite Color: Black

Other Things About Me You Probably Don't Care To Know: I'm creative and artistic; passionate for reading and writing. I hope to publish a book soon, and the illustrations will be done by me because I love to draw. I like school and I plan to major in English, Art, or maybe Law. I also loovvee to be picky about grammar and stuff.\

Basically, I'm pretty crazy. Oh, and Broken Angel is the best person in the world! And Whirlpoolofmadness is the funniest person I've ever known. PM her. You'll know what I'm talking about. To everyone I've been beta-ing, I hate excuses, but my computer has been blocking fan-fiction for a while and I've been thrown tons of homework by my teachers who don't seem to understand that teenagers have lives outside of school. Well, fanfiction.net isn't much of a life, but it's part of mine.

Dear beloved people of fanfiction.net,

I'm sorry to say that all my fanfics will hereby be discontinued. For personal reasons and the fact that I can't log on my computer, I must leave fanfiction.net for an unknown time period. Sigh. I will be contacting the people I'm currently beta-ing and I hope to continue helping you through email, because all your stories have great potential and I love them. The fics I've been working on with Whirlpoolofmadness will be continued on her profile, if she wants to continue writing them by herself. And please go read her other stories, she's got a great head on her shoulders.

Signing out, Ami.

Work-in-progress Fan-fictions:

Rumpel...Bakura?: This is a comedy plot bunny that attacked me during school the other day. YGOA characters tossed unceremoniously into an alternate universe of the fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin. Crack, OOCs galore, what's not to like? CHP 1 POSTED

Letters from Marik: A combined fic between Whirlpoolofmadness and I, thief-shipping, about how Bakura's just living his life and then this sexy tan guy comes along and ruins it. Character personalities based off of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. I've actually figured out how to post a few chapters of this; hopefully people will appreciate the effort I put in figuring out a way around the blocks on my computer and review. CHP 5 POSTED

Terror in a Testube: A combined fic with Whirlpoolofmadness and I, thief-shipping. Some crack, some comedy, some romance (albeit not very serious romance), Mild SLASH, probably some OOC, and we own the rights to all characters you don't recognize. Bakura and Marik are sent a mysterious box that will change their lives forever. CHP 1 POSTED

The Past of a Certain Thief King: A short summary of Bakura's past, with a tinge of humor, and sets the scene for many of mine and Whirlpoolofmadness' combined fics. ONE-SHOT

Child of the wilderness
Born into emptiness
Learn to be lonely
Learn to find your way in darkness

Who will be there for you
Comfort and care for you
Learn to be lonely
Learn to be your one companion

Never dreamed that out in the world
There are arms to hold you
You've always known
Your heart was on it's own

So laugh in your loneliness
Child of the wilderness
Learn to be lonely
Learn to love life that is lived alone

Learn to be lonely
Learn to be your one companion
Never dreamed that out in the world
There are arms to hold you
You've always known
Your heart was on it's own

So laugh in your loneliness
Child of the wilderness
Learn to be lonely
Learn how to love life that is lived alone

Last song in the 2004 version of Phantom of the Opera

Who knows when love begins?
Who knows what makes it start?
One day it's simply there,
Alive inside in your heart.
It slips into your thoughts,
It infiltrates your soul,
It takes you by surprise,
Then seizes full control.
Try to deny it,
And try to protest,
But love won't let you go,
Once you've been possessed.

Love never dies.
Love never falters.
Once it has spoken,
Love is yours.
Love never fades.
Love never alters.
Hearts may get broken,
Love endures...
Hearts may get broken,
Love endures.

And soon as you submit,
Surrender flesh and bone,
That love takes on a life much bigger than your own.
It uses you at whim and drives you to despair.
And forces you to feel more joy than you can bear.
Love gives you pleasure,
And love brings you pain!
And yet, when both are gone,
Love will still remain.

Once it has spoken,
Love is yours.

(With great dignity, Raoul turns and exits. Christine sees him leave, and breaks off, wanting to reach out to him, unable to do so. She turns back to the audience--an audience that has no idea of what has just transpired. With great difficutly, Christine gathers herself and continues.)

Love never dies,
Love never alters,
Hearts may get broken,
Love endures...
Hearts may get broken.

(Then, finding courage in the decision she has made, she gathers her all and sings with every fiber of her body.)

Love never dies!
Love will continue!
Love keeps on beating when you're gone!
Love never dies once it is in you!
Life may be fleeting,
Love lives on...
Life may be fleeting,
Love lives on.

In Love Never Dies, the companion play to Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera, Christine is once again forced to choose between Erik and Raoul, and she finally makes the right decision. *SPOILER*- Too bad she dies in the end... *grabs Erik and takes him for myself*

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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THINGS TO PONDER:

Is there a limit to how long this profile can be?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet.

Why is a driveway where we park, and a parkway where we drive?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?!

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Babies? Are Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl Scouts?

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
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Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

A wise man once said, "Ask a woman."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)

“Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.”

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield that the bug hits.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers: Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If Wal-Mart keeps lowering prices every day, why isn't anything free yet?

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Search on Vodpod or Youtube or whatever video site you go to for Shakespeare Abridged. Now. I dare you.

QUOTES:

"It takes many people many years to change one thing. It takes one person one second to change many things." -Mary Stevens

"I choose you, Max." -Fang, MAX

"You loooovvveee me. You love me this much!" -Fang, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"Just live okay? Live and be okay." -Maximum Ride, The Angel Experiment

"Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls." -Anonymous

"I see dead people." -some guy from The Sixth Sense

"This is Bob. Bob tried to steal my cookie. Silly Bob!" -Anonymous

"I love bombs. Bombs are good." -Iggy, The Angel Experiment

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Louisiana, the state that road maintenance forgot" -Max (So true...)

"You're evil... I like that." -Max, The Angel Experiment

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. " - Bill Gates

"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

"In three words I can sum up everything I have learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

"Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.
Yes, that would be cruel, my Voice said snidely." - Max and The Voice in SOF

"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem." - Max in TAE

"You could lock the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode." - Max

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen-Twilight

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-HP

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."-Dumbledore-HP

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

I remember when I was a kid, there were two medicines: aspirin and Campho-Phenique, that was it. But they advertise these prescriptions, and half the time, the side effects are 50 times worse than what the thing cures! It's like, "Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, warts, uni-brow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" - Jeff Foxworthy

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

"Where I come from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."-Wicked (the wizard)

"Well we can't all come and go by bubble!"-Wicked (Elphaba)

"Let the green girl go!"-Wicked (Fiyero)

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesome is that?

"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no freaking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why on earth can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'Oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you jerk.'"

"What happened to your tan?"-Fang "It was dirt." -Max