EvilGrammarQueen
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Joined 11-25-01, id: 131249
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
Dah. People normally fill these things up with strange little sayings, quotes, and well, blabbering. I figured I might as well go on with the tradition.

He's got cow eyes, big and black...Moo... ~Drucilla, BTVS

Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Better to keep your mouth shut and let somebody think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Logan: Make out with me while we wait?
Max: What?
Logan: Can you make out anything past the gate?

Alice laughed. "There's no use trying, " she said, "one *can't* believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"
--Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

Yeah...that's it for the quotish things...Now for my friends:

Liz-Liz
Merry-Merry the Marvelous
Livia-Liv the Special
Tamar-Tazigo, supposedly, though she hasn't written anything yet. For God's sake, girl, WRITE! It's really not that hard! Ya just start typing about...something. Kill someone, that's always fun.

And...that's it. No more. All of the wonderful creativity has gone *POOF* out the window. Poor creativity...it doesn't know how very far it is to the ground...

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A Traitor in our Midst reviews
When Neville turns against friends and family, Hermione is the only one who can save them...with help from her worst enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sick Cycle Carousel~Remus Lupin's story reviews
What if the other three marauders found out about Remus? What if they didn't accept it? Strange story, I realize and accept this...Remus' POV, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Remus L.
'Twas Christmas break at Hogwarts castle... reviews
Harry's depressed, their fifth year, comfort from odd places. Naa! Go me! Chapter three finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4/1/2002 - Published: 11/30/2001
Hush a-bye reviews
Somewhat angsty. Hermione is raped, she gets pregnant. Chaos ensues. I'm horrible at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.