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Joined 04-10-09, id: 1896516, Profile Updated: 08-18-10
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

Name: Cara ^_^

Age : 14
Hair Color:
Black with ginger streak (previously red ¬¬)
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5 ft 6
Profession: Student
What's Your Sign?: Pisces
Any Siblings?: One older brother :)
Innie or Outie: Innie
Righty or Lefty?: Righty :D
Any pets?: A tarantula named Rosea and a budgie called Jasper :D
What month were you born in?: March
Describe Yourself In One Word: A Freak
Biggest Fear: Being socially accepted as normal, or the rancid crocodilo escaped from the republic of Gonorrhea that I was threatened with O.O
Your Proudest Accomplishment: Staying Alive
Famous Person You Want To Meet: You. Oh and David Tennant, Keanu Reeves and Benedict Cumberpatch... I would kidnap them with my patented Kidnap Sack :)

Song Played At Your Funeral: Either Afterlife by Ax7 or Inside This Coffin by Calabrese.. OH! or The Sadness Will Never End by BMTH

Favorite Color: Black, Red and White
Favorite Movie: Atm, Constantine, The Covenant and American Pie
Favorite School Subject: Art or Technology
Favorite Food: Anything.. I is goat :)
Favorite Animal:
Favorite Childhood Memory: Jumping on my brothers bed to Chop Suey by System of a Down :L ...good days
Favorite Possession: my iPod Favorite Number: 478
Favorite Ice Cream: Vanilla :D
Favorite Cartoon Character: Chaise Young from Xiaolin Showdown.. if only he were real *dreams*
I don't understand...: Humans O.O
When I wake up in the morning...: I go back to sleep :D
Life is full of...: days where your hair won't sit right ¬¬
My past is...: Pretty much the same as it is now :L
I wish...: That certain TV shows were true.. but I know Doctor Who is true, I mean the Doctor totally exists.. YES HE DOES! O.O
I am totally terrified of...: SatNavs, phone boothes, statues and the idea of a reality bomb.. AHHHH!
I hate people who...: Homophobes and dickheads
The world could do with less...: Bugs

Fav Authors : Derek Landy, PC and Kristen Cast, Darren Shan (these are ones I named off the top of my head, there are SO many more :L)

Fav Music Artists : atm, Alesana, Blood on the Dancefloor and Bring Me the Horizon

Fav Activities : Reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, being a hermit etc..

Fav Fandoms : Doctor Who, Torchwood and DeathNote

Fav Pairing:

Doctor Who

Doctor/Master

Torchwood

Jack/John Hart

DeathNote

Light/L

Mello/Matt

(+ a dead Near ¬¬)

Things I can't live without:
1. Music
2. FanFiction
3. Internet
4. Books
5. Friends and Family

Things I could do without
1. People annoying me
2. Chores
3. Having to exercise so I don't go all squidgy :L
4. People going quiet when I say stuff
5. Chavs ^^

Some Random Stuff:

I'm a great pessimist but I can give fabulous advice to anyone on seeing the brighter side.
If you ever saw me before an exam I'm the calmest person you can see, even though I might be dying to run on the inside.
I have a beautiful conscience that always warns me when I'm about to do anything wrong, but unfortunately I never listen to it.
My biggest regret in life is that I never think of consequences and regret my actions later

People I love/like/adore/admire:

My friends

HardcoreWhovians

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
We are the couple who want desperatly something that we can't have, because the addoption agency thinks it would be wrong for a child to have two mothers.
I am the girl who lost a beloved brother in a fire that was set to his appartment building, all because his next-door nighbors found out he was gay.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who has to hide her picture folders from her mom because she is a fan of some gay guys and would be thrown out of the house if her mom finds out.(I know it's not too hateful but I've seen and heard of other people who are living miserable lives because the society does not accept them as they are)

If you think Homophobia is wrong copy and paste the above into your profile. And add your own to the list. FUCK YOU, HOMOPHOBES!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a Parallel Universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you're freaking sick of all the MarthaDoctor fics, put this on your profile.

If you're one of the smart beings who know that Rose will return someday, put this on your profile.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ran striaght into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese? Or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you're ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever introduced yourself as a roleplay character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked aloud to the voices, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blamed said voices for doing weird stuff (that infact you did), copy and paste this into your profile.

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Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
THE Ultimate Fictional World by deep.lilac reviews
Twilight, Death Note, Harry Potter, Heroes, House, Artemis Fowl, Holden Claudfield, Woody Allen and some other people. Dark humor. The cast changes except for Death Note and Twilight.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
I Just Want to Try One Thing by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
AU. Secretly attracted to Edward, Jasper uses his ability to turn him on. Sticks to canon storyline and characters, except for the obvious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Nice Butt by the darkness revealed reviews
Jack, Gwen and Tosh discuss Ianto's butt with Captain John Hart. Ianto is not amused.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Falling In Love with the Golden Boy by Kailany-Aurora reviews
“Well I’m sure if anyone can turn a perfectly straight guy gay it’s you.” “Blaise there’s no such thing as a straight guy once I want him.” I state with a quick grin. Being in love with Harry was the cherry on my messed up life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Annoying Edward by teamjacob1 reviews
Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jasper
Doctor, Defied by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
What was going through the Master's head in his final moments.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2009 - 10th Doctor
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Welcome the Unknown by Anonymous Howler reviews
Hp/Xmen crossover:Mutant powers and magical ones don't mix so what happens when our favorite golden boy gains one and loses the other? Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Pyro
By and By by Tierfal reviews
He imagined you could lose yourself in those eyes - release your handholds and forget all you’d ever been. It was their vastness, or their depth, or their color, or the weird-muddled fusion of the three. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Too Strong A God by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Percy and Nico have discovered that they like each other, but just as their relationship begins to form there is an attack at Camp Half-Blood. Percy must now embark on a quest to rescue Nico from the Underworld. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,061 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cruel and Unusual by MiaoShou reviews
Light's dreams and fantasies - what he wants, what he doesn't have. Shounen ai. Yaoi. LightxLxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,825 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Leather Bound Kitten by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is left with nothing after leaving Wammy's House, save his hopes. This is the story of what might have occured during the time-gap, in the five years that nothing was seen nor heard of Mello...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,184 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Mello
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
More Than a Number by Fullmetal-Tora reviews
It's Exams week at Wammy's and while Mello's diligently focusing on his scores, Matt seems oddly disapproving. Mello wants to be number one. Matt just wants him to be happy. Sometimes it's about more than just numbers and figures. ONESHOT Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Switch by EllieF reviews
Mello wakes up in Near's body, and vice versa. Rating is mostly for everyone's potty mouths and partly for mild yaoi. There's a dash of Harry Potter in here, though no HP characters. It turned out a lot less utterly cracky than I expected.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Your Eyes Vacant And Stained by azzek695 reviews
My Chemical Romance Frerard fanfiction. Includes homosexual smut, baaaad language and violence etc etc. - Gerard and Frank meet and, along with a new found friend, forge their futures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Make Me Sexy by x-EmilyTennant-x reviews
The Doctor's point of view when he regenerates from 9 to 10. He only has one wish... Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Last Words by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Doctor’s last words at Bad Wolf Bay. Drabble. Silliness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Going Home by I-Walk-in-Eternity reviews
Kissing The Doctor was like going home. [Master x Doctor slash] [Oneshot]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
What Happens in Walmart, Stays in Walmart by Fatal Error reviews
The cast of Death Note is unleashed upon the world of retail sale. Based on a very random roleplay. Rated T for mild to strong language general crack and suggestive situationsxShounenai in later chapters. Almost all characters will eventually appear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
In Which Raito Teaches L an Invaluable Lesson by Hybrid-Demon reviews
After Misa fails to teach L something properly, Raito decides to take matters into his own hands and show L how it should really be done. Shounenai, RaitoxL. Oneshot. Crack. Yet another result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Faith by SushiChica reviews
Sometimes the best friends make the worst enemies. [StarRob][RaeBB][CyOC][ExBoyfriend Continuity]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Robin, Starfire
The Time of His Life by Spoofmaster reviews
Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Raito Learns the Hard Way: Don't Sleep on the Job by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito drifts of into REM sleep one fine day while he should be catching Kira. He is rudely awoken by L and Misa... Fighting? Crack. Oneshot. Second result of sheer boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Lost Love by Hybrid-Demon reviews
When the team finds Raito's body and a suicide note, L reacts to the situation in a totally nonLish fashion. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006
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Alex and Cara's Awesomeness FanFic reviews
of cool ninja stuff with extra added timey wimey This is the pure definition of insanity and fandom. Have fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Blood reviews
This is another one of my weird depressing 10th Doctor one-shots. Hints at Doctor/Master pairing. 'The TARDIS begs Donna to 'Help him' and she tries her best to.'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Leaving Me Behind reviews
The first time it happened, that was when the Doctor truly became the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Broken reviews
When the Master died, this is what I imagined should have happen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Harry Potter Remastered reviews
This is basically what the title says. Harry Potter re-mastered. Charaters changed, storylines edited, new characters added...the whole shi-bang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M.
Twilight the Movie but slightly different reviews
This is basically 'behind the scenes' of the making of the movie. But of course, some certain someones will want to mess this up...not mentioning any names or anything....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009
EmmettSugarVoturi Danger reviews
Basically, it's my deranged scribblings about the time the Cullen boys spiked Emmetts drink while in Voltera, funny, i hope, Very OoC.... sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett
Big Brother Lotty and Cassy Style reviews
Another sequel to Lotty and Cassy's previous adventures with the Cullens, but whats this? No Cullens to be seen, this is a Big Brother, Harry Potter, Darren Shan crossover, though we do have a conversation about our Cullen men...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The ATTEMPED Changing of Personality of the Cullen
The sequel to Cassy and Lotty's shinanigans with the Cullens. Please read and Review, come on, make my day!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,489 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The ATTEMPED Kidnapping and Murder of the Cullens reviews
This is where it all started, when Lotty and Cassy, attempt to kill all things that make up Twilight, but discovering that they don't need to... incrediably OOC, on purpose! I sort of wrote it a little higgidy piggledy, so sorry.. READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Cullen Conspiracy reviews
A very different Twilight, My friend and I put pen to paper, to introduce three new characters, very OoC, Very Anti-Werewolf
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete