20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

If you are insane and proud to be that way then copy and paste this into your profile